Joe D
@reverse_vampire
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@WFMU DJ sometimes, great, okay
Joined August 2011
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every moment in time is precious and unique and you should cherish them dummy
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It was straight up normal
The post-9/11, pre-recession, iPod & flip phone college years seems like an incredible moment in time
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not a letter from an occupant
Do you wish you had a river you could skate away on?
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We’ve completely lost the ability to say “yeah enoughs enough.” If someone has enough money they can say I invented the rape machine that rapes you. And everyone has to go “ah well. Rape machines coming in a couple years better get used to it”
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
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Journalism is in an ever-deepening crisis, even as outlets experiment wildly with revenue models to support the reporting.
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If the backyard is full, you’re at Union Pool If you see a bocce ball, you’re at Union Hall
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under-discussed reason to pursue your artistic dreams at any cost is that being a failure-to-launch artist implants a spiritual rot inside you that eats and eats until for whatever reason it reliably makes you want to destroy society
I grew up singing. I sang everywhere I went, I wrote songs in my diary, I told teachers that I wanted to be a singer & songwriter when I grew up. But wanting to be a musician in 2006 required resources that a low-income family didn't have. My parents couldn't afford to get me
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I think when this political uncertainty is all set and done it's finally going to be the right point in time where we can have a serious discussion about making Bugs Bunny the Permanent President of the United States
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really fun to stand around and watch people read the signs and realize The Alamo is sponsored almost entirely by Phil Collins
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literally cannot handle the massive cortisol spike I get from seeing a street full of Waymos. Why are we doing this to ourselves
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there's an unbelievable amount of existential dread to be experienced in Austin, Texas
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Incomprehensible levels of balkanization by Ethnic Whites in the 1890s and 1920s that is almost impossible to convey and also somehow still exists throughout the entire region
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To: jeevacation@gmail.com Jeff have you seen this,? Really funny https://t.co/2dpVDwyNFo
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its funny that referencing Dennis Miller is now in itself a Dennis Miller style joke
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