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@registradus
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we're back
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5 years
good morning
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5 years
good morning
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6 years
@RealMarkLatham why do conservatives hate free speech? I've been blocked by Tony Abbott, Chris Kenny, Miranda Devine, Rita Panahi and George Christensen. that I know of. Why so scared?
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9 years
OK this is definitely peak Melbourne. lunch. in a bin. http://t.co/SRZcq5UTTW
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@ZeroSuitCamus I might need the crevice attachment
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7 years
@lilithlapine @MarkDice I need it for tying knots. and stuff
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@registradus
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4 years
that's Nic Cage
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🎞️ Meet Emma, a life-sized representation of what the average office worker may look like by 2040. 👩🏻‍💼💼🖱️
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@samanthamaiden @NickEvershed they're opposed to: same-sex marriage, privacy, pay equality, asylum-seekers, Islam, social security, healthcare, penalty rates, education
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6 years
@annaspargoryan Chris Barnet. retire
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7 years
i goT HEadBUttED BY A yeS VOTeR
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@registradus
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4 months
it was 100% a cop who thought they were logged into their personal account
@VictoriaPolice
Victoria Police
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You may have seen an inappropriate retweet on this channel today. Please rest assured this was an entirely accidental human error using moderation software and was deleted as soon as we became aware of it.
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wish me luck
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6 years
get fucked
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6 years
this is misogyny
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@registradus
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4 years
bloody woke uni students heading back from uni for the hols. telling uncle bazza to stop being a racist cunt. makes me want to roll back the national firearms agreement (1996) (at dan murphys - open despite sco mo loving jesus)
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catturd2.bsky.social
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aimee aimee bobaimee aimee
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@jacobpetkovic
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“Haters gonna hate, there will always be haters, isn’t that what Taylor says?” - NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb’s response to criticism of her performance on breakfast TV this morning. Is she serious? I give her until Friday.
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7 years
@9_volt88 @Supperdude9 weird. the website shows up different for me
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7 years
@AlGiordano you do know that anyone can contribute a definition to urban dictionary right
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5 years
had a job interview this morning and they had a fire drill in the middle of it so we had the rest of the interview at the emergency assembly point
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@muminuh @teganvictoria he did say eye on the ball
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5 years
breaking news:
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@GailSimone Dark City
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@oneofthosefaces I like that Sandy starts of laughing. but then
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@samanthamaiden @NickEvershed they encourage: hate-speech, racism, bigotry, homophobia, poverty
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7 years
@lilithlapine @MarkDice if I join the man scouts do I get to keep my gender
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3 months
do they not have these in america
@xmanicprincessx
sleepy girl
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we need liquor stores with drive thrus
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rip
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my wife kicked me out of the farm
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@registradus
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. @TonyAbbottMHR Hoddle St is North-South. not East-West. you fucking idiot. #auspol #springst
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do they not have seagulls in south america
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5 months
at the park
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7 years
@KirralieS are you going to boycott Twitter because they have a #Ramadan emoji?
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when my wife asks me to peel her orange
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@registradus
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7 years
my tinder bio is killing it tbh
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@TheRock @ZacEfron it is funny to make fun of trans people. so fun
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@AssangeMrs @michaelleung @abcnews @UN did he or did he not. change the kitty litter
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6 years
my housemate invited 200 people to our house for the dog's birthday. but didn't tell me
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@Ramblingproses @WalidPhares ofc it's propaganda. it's fox news
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@gorskon @InkandMoxie @Avik sick people = terrible consumers
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5 years
I typed "lmaoooo" into a dating app and the girl just messaged back "you realise you just typed laughing my ass off off off off off"
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7 years
@MattWalshBlog not radical. just completely backwards. and unhelpful
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me: Poh you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they’ll kill you Poh:
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@KirralieS please do
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5 years
just looked at a house that used to be a butchers shop. and still has all the railings where they used to hang the meat
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@sexenheimer @realDonaldTrump too many black people killing white people?
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what if, in the course of your activism, you find yourself creating a whatsapp group and trying to get people fired because they don't support genocide
@WhiteRoseSocAU
White Rose Society (Australia)
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If, in the course of your activism, you find yourself compiling spreadsheets of Jewish people or sticking Stars of David on Jewish businesses, perhaps stop and reflect on whether this action does anything at all to help Palestinians. And maybe read a history book.
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a Zionist group chat gets leaked online. and then this happens
@SatPaper
The Saturday Paper
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The federal government will bring forward significant reforms to the Privacy Act and prioritise the criminalisation of “doxxing”.
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6 years
I just asked a telemarketer to repeat what he said. he said "well if you're not going to listen to me" and hung up
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@RealLarkMatham @sunriseon7 I guess they just. what? emigrated?
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tried to order a pair of plain black jeans. failed
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@MikeCarlton01 @mmbrenn @murpharoo or maybe they just don't feel comfortable telling you. because they think you'll call them nuts
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@theEmmaBrockway @lonelydandruff why is it always old white men
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the anxiety of starting a new job every 3 months or the depression of staying in the same job for 3 years
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how the fuck did britain have an empire. honestly
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@SPKJYZ @agelender have you ever read a book
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Mom can we have McDonald's? We have McDonald's at home. McDonald's at home:
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@ChrisW23599296 @mattvbrady that's an infantryman in the canadian army
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who want spicy chicken pounder burgar
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what the fuck is with boomer men and whistling in the bathroom. FUCK OFF
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@GideonCRozner @TimSmithMP @MatthewGuyMP @CoalitionVic how is "emphasising western civilization" not an ideological gimmick???
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@LyleShelton like allowing them to marry each other?
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happy new year
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do I want to go on a first date that involves me pretending to be a doctor
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@Mary_Wooldridge @VickiWardMP is this part of @matthewguymp 's plan? MPs should be sacked for unenthusiastic flag waving?
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lol
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5 years
this makes me sad not happy. am I broken
@axmcc
Alex McClintock
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WHOLESOME CONTENT ALERT. The hiking industry in Peru is built on the backs of local porters. But even after working for decades, few have seen Machu Picchu: it's too expensive. So after the trek @Intrepid_Travel took me on, they paid our porters' entry. Check how stoked they were
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I made pancakes again
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tgis
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if you retweet your own tweets you're a psychopath
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@chuckwoolery imagine not being able to enjoy anything. in life
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can't wait to retire at 67 and live off $29,000 a year until I die at age 81
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echidna in the chicken coop
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IF YOU LIKE A POST WITH THE #HALLOWEEN HASHTAG THE HEART TURNS INTO PUMPKIN
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had a dream about twitter people. was not great
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Lady at work is complaining how the city has lost it's character and all the restaurants are Chinese and all the menus are in Chinese now
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@JSTK_ @TartanTaterTot you are out of your mind
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my housemate (who's dog barks all night every night) called the rspca. because someone else's dog was barking. at night
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