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Right, and that’s supposed to be me is it?
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Much much less than 10 mins.
The clairvoyant from Phoenix Nights makes £40 a video?! He was in it once for about 10 mins?!
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Happy memories of Phoenix Nights Live, this time 6 years ago.
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This is genuine. Thank you Dame Judi and thank you to everyone who came to see our
#clintonbaptiste
#ramone
show during the tour. Last night tonight.
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Keep your eyes pealed! This Friday, real footage of me conducting a Halloween exorcism in “Clinton Baptiste - ‘Mystic Hunt’” on Twitter, FB and all over the Internet etc...Friday. 🎃🎃🎃🎃!!
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I had a few drinks last night and promised various autographs from the spirits to my party guests. Well, you doubters- I woke up this morning and only went and found this off of one of the top celebs. The one and only Ghandi himself!
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If anyone else claims this is me today, you will be unfollowed and blocked!
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Lovely night in Bedford tonight, where the audience really gave all the signs of wanting to join in. It’s the body language that I pick up on. I’m very astute like that.
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You will be blocked if you persist with this!
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I know it sounds nuts but I am predicting a new “tier 4” for London and SE England.
#prediction
#psychic
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I’ve just got a feeling.. and don’t shoot the messenger, but I am predicting that Boris Johnson will resign today.
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This was this morning. Spirit very strong.
“You didn’t need second sight to see that they’d lose on Sunday… just sight!” 😅
“I see Maguire as Utd captain… Rotherham!”
🎃 Clairvoyant
@RealClintonB
reveals if
#MUFC
really are cursed this Halloween.
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About to go onstage for our second night at the Library Theatre, Darwin…and spirits have just arrived to accompany us.
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I have just spoken to Kim Jong Un beyond the grave after his botched heart operation. He will be having strong words with his surgeons when they join him in the next day or two.
#KimJungUn
#KimJungUnDead
#NorthKorean
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As a proven clairvoyant I am laying my cards on the table to say that I’m predicting the Russian election will be won by….Vladimir Putin. You heard it here first.
#putin
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A sacred message has just come through from the spirit world “Happy Sunday, stay safe and try not to be a total dick about it by flaunting the social distancing rules, yeh?” Fadin’ now.
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You’re not going to believe this, but clairvoyantly, I reckon Liverpool will put 7 past Man United this week. When is that match on? Is it tomorrow?
#livmanu
#LiverpoolFC
#ManUtdFC
#iamgifted
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Arrived in Bolton for tonight’s sensational show at
@AlbertHallsBTN
! I couldn’t resist a little pilgrimage here in Farnworth. See you tonight!
#Bolton
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Could people please stop sending me photos of Mike Nolan off of Bucks Fizz! It is NOT me and you well know it!
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My mate
@PaddyMcGuinness
has come to visit pre-show in Bolton....and I’m seeing “The Lightie”
#Bolton
#phoenixnights
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Thanks everyone for coming to see my Stratospheric tour. Finished now. What a blast.
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I know this sounds silly, but I’ve got a feeling Man City will score within 15 seconds. Is it a 5pm kick-off?
#spirits
#FACupFinal
#ManchesterDerby
#ManCity
#ManchesterUnited
#clairvoyant
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You're not going to believe this, but I am predicting Cruella will be sacked today and DAVID CAMERON will be back in the cabinet. Let me know if the PM makes any reshuffle today.
#cameron
#cruella
#reshuffle
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RT!! Please vote for Clinton Baptiste’s Paranormal Podcast here:
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I know it’s controversial but I am seriously predicting Frank Lampard will be sacked as Chelsea boss today.
#getonit
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I am predicting the press conference will start within the next 7-10 hours.
#uncanny
#psychic
#boris
#pressconference
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No one else send me this...this is NOT me with Karen Mathews on that documentary!!
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Anyone else who sends me this person will be unfollowed and BARRED. It is not me and I see no resemblance. Thank you.
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Fun thing I did yesterday
.
@realclintonb
told James his fortune this morning, and here's how it went:
birthday ✔️ virgo ✔️ jam ✔️ an evening of pulling ❌
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A couple of days ago we filmed in a haunted hotel near Bristol. I cannot wait to show you the results. Watch this space. Terrifying!
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Okay, I may be wrong but I am telling you now that I am psychically sensing BIDEN will be named President. Maybe later today. Just a feeling.
#Biden2020
#BidenHarris
#2020Elections
#psychicpowers
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Whoever has just delivered this to my dressing room- could you please take it back, love?
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Very difficult to get rust from an old trampoline out of a white pair of trousers.
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For all those of you non believers criticising me for not foreseeing the Covid crisis in 2020, to be fair, I SUCCESSFULLY predicted there would be a DFS sofa sale this year and that the X Factor would indeed be sh*t again.
#accurate
#clairvoyance
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I told you. I TOLD YOU!!! Why won’t you people listen?! Love you England!! 🏴🏴🏴🏴
#englandvdenmark
#ItsComingHome
#EURO2020
#ENGDEN
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I see the woman who started Ann Summers has sadly died. Apparently Oxford St store is giving away 3 Anal Protruders every day for a week, as a tribute. A 21 bum salute.
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Bl-oody hell! That is close, I will grant you that.
@realclintonb
Nice to see you have a sideline in ‘keep fit’ between gigs. Colouring you hair ain’t no disguise, though 😉
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If anyone else sends me this, you will be unfollowed. No, that is NOT me on the far right of Laurence Fox. There aren’t many further on the far right than that bell, anyway.
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Again, not me.
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I am seriously predicting that Man City will sign Jack Grealish. I’m suggesting it could be £100, 000, 000.
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You are not going to believe this, but I am using my supernatural skills to predict Liz Truss will resign at some point today!
#LizTrussPM
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I know this sounds ridiculous but I am seriously predicting Liverpool will score at least 5 against Man Utd. What time does it kick off?
#MANLIV
#LiverpoolFC
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BRAND NEW SOLO UK STAND UP TOUR! from MARCH 2024. Tickets on sale this Friday 28th April at Clinton Baptiste "Roller Ghoster!" Can't wait to see you, friends. x
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Right, that is ENOUGH!
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I shouldn’t post this really, but boy- what a posh wedding it was! Love to Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Feltzch. So great to be there.
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My UK tour starts on Sept 1st. No more fan mail though, please. For tix:
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Me and Diana in my younger years on ITV3 earlier tonight. That is not a stalker stare- I am passing on a psychic message.
#diana
#herfavouritepsychic
#clintonbaptiste
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I may be wrong but I can honestly see England Women winning the Euros this year. When does the competition start?
#WEURO2022
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I too would like to apologise to
@Adele
for not listening to her new album. I have no excuse other than the fact I’m not all that interested. I’m sorry and I hope that draws a line under the matter.
#adeleapology
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I have arrived at Leicester Square theatre. A great night ahead! Hold on...
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Please RT! My terrifying exorcism for Halloween! Watch if you dare!
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You’re not going to believe this but I’m seriously predicting Ronaldo to go to NOT Man City….but Man U!
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I’m getting the word Nantes.
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Went for my jab yesterday. I answered all the questions and then the GP turned to his assistant and said. “Hm..vial, nurse.” I said “You’re not so great yourself, you speccy little tw*t!”
#disgusted
#nhs
#aztrazeneca
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If anyone else sends me this, they will be barred!
This *has* to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.
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I am predicting next week for series 4 of my Paranormal Podcast.
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Join me on Zoom on Tues 18th Aug at 9pm for my ghostly shopping night. Tickets here:
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I am predicting Boris Johnson will win the Tory leadership contest.
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If anyone else suggests this is me they will be blocked!
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Early days.
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This happened to me too. Tesco���s Cathedral City cheddar promotion is excellent. But don’t eat a slab before bed.
End Times preacher Sharon Gilbert says that an alien imitated her husband, and then it tried to have sex with her, and then it claimed to be Xerxes, and then Jesus got involved, and then the alien turned out to be a reptile with a posse of gargoyles.
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Forget that Chinese cat from last night. Clairvoyant football prediction for tonight’s match!
#NEWLIV
#newcastle
#liverpool
#lfcchampions
#forgethecat
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Thank you
Congratulations to
@realclintonb
on his first appointment to government, I'm sure the spirits are with you.
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