Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan
@buntyhoven
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'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)
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I don't have Sound Cloud but if you could all JOIN YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY then that would be bloody marvellous.
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"You have to present Match of the Day tomorrow."
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"I can go outside. Yet remain indoors. I can return to work. But my workplace is closed. I can see my family and friends. Yet I must stay away from others...."
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"What's up, babe? You've hardly worn your North Norfolk District Council clog..."
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People watching the ceremony will be invited to say the words: "I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law - so help me God"
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This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And I've pushed an anal prolapse back up inside a pensioner.
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Capybara don't need a "MiniDisc player"
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"And I got a free Parker pen just for enquiring."
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They signed the Good Friday I'm in Love Agreement.
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Rishi Sunak said he is "not interested in Westminster politics" and insisted his party is "united" as he brushed off rumours of a plot to oust him
Read more 🔗
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"And I got a free Parker pen just for enquiring."
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Not being funny but if you have enough 2ps you can win one of them on Yarmouth seafront in the arcade.
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22 tonnes of rubbish cleared from Bournemouth beach.
TWENTY. TWO. TONNES.
Honestly, were you dragged up?
Absolutely bloody disgusting.
If you were there yesterday you are disgraceful.
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On Bullseye if the contestants lose the star prize the end credits are played in a minor key.
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When a contestant loses the star prize on Bullseye, the end credits are played in a minor key.
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I've just rifled through my sock drawer, my kitchen cupboards, the bathroom bin, kitchen bin, garden waste bin, blue wheelie bin (recycling), green wheelie bin (general waste) and finally my food waste bin and I still cannot find a fuck to give about Novak Djokovic.
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What's everyone doing for The Battle of the Boyne? I'm just doing a buffet. Keep it simple this year.
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Steven Seagal and ex-MP George Galloway seen playing tug-of-war with a Liger at Dubai zoo
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That's... that's Jimmy Nail?
Artist uses AI to recreate face of Alexander the Great.
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That's why I avoid using my tits to commit crimes.
Your nipples are as unique as your fingerprints.
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I TOTALLY get the sentiment behind clapping the NHS but can you also please consider never voting Tory ever, ever again?
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"What you in for?"
"Went for a bike ride during the queen's funeral."
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Sue Gray finding out there's more stuff to investigate.
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This *has* to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.
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I'm in a graffiti group on Facebook and this has made me smile.
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Happy anniversary of this.
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On Saturday a man came to the counter and said "last year you helped me prepare for a job interview and recommended books. I got the job and I'm now a teacher."
*heart explodes*
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Earlier in a public toilet I overheard a girl in the cubicle next to me shout "OH. MY. GOD!" very loudly.
I braced myself thinking something awful had happened...
"This dress has POCKETS!"
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"After six weeks we finally have a new number one knocking Salisbury Cathedral off the Top Spot... Here's... Pizza Express in Woking!"
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"I hosted a party... but didn't attend
There was cheese and wine... but not with friends. It happened a year ago at number 10... but we can't retrospectively make amends..."
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"14 beers and a bunch of wines."
Like a bloody bloke.
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My daughter is called Dre.
And my triplets are called Keys, Purse and Phone.
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Gavin Williamson here in talks with Noel Fielding.
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I don't think this Yellow Label will ever be beaten.
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What's up, babe?
You've hardly worn your Only Fools and Horses Shoes.
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Sad news about Sean Lock. I still maintain this is one of the finest British comedies in recent years.
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East 17 singer joins Hemel Hempstead street karaoke to win a hotdog
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On vintage Bullseye this evening we've got Tony who wouldn't look out of place pouring me a 1/3rd of a pint of craft ale and charging me £7.50 for the privilege.
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If you vote Tory but wish the NHS a happy birthday later by clapping make sure you shit in your hands first.
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In 2009 when I was heavily pregnant I made some biscuits and I put them in a tub.
Today - Tuesday 17th of March 2020 I found that tub of biscuits.
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Dalai Lama apologises after kissing boy and asking him to ‘suck his tongue’
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I'm thinking soft play area THEN pints.
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🎶And it seemed to me... You lived your life like a candle in the minge...🎶
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All I'm saying is if I was a billionaire I'd use all my financial power to bring back Cheese Moments and also Brannigans beef and mustard crisps.
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Shout out to everyone carb loading tonight.
Not because of the London Marathon tomorrow but just because we're fat bastards 👍
(I'm also rubbing vaseline on my nipples.)
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A lot of people say Fleabag was pioneering in comedy for breaking the fourth wall and talking to the audience but I'm currently watching Rab C. Nesbitt and he's doing it so now I don't know what to believe.
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"A sponge doesn't care if it soaks up champagne or piss" is possibly the best thing I've heard today.
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"Sack Angela for being unloyal, disloyal. And for joining in fun in a way that excludes her employer. And sack her for being an absolute idiot and inefficient. Lynn, can you call Bill Oddie and...."
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Wearing a mask isn't forever.
Wearing a mask isn't taking away our freedom.
All of this will be a distant memory sooner rather than later providing we just follow a few fairly simple instructions.
Our government are dreadful but conspiracy theorists are worse.
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"On Bullseye when the contestants don't win the star prize, the end credits theme tune is played in a minor key."
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Basically these last few weeks I've been having some tests and I've found out that I'm not massively poorly which has been quite a relief. So I feel a bit less/fewer awful. I'll probably delete this but:
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The absolute state of these over privileged tossers. Fuck them. Fuck the lot of them.
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All their names look like they're spelt *slightly* wrong.
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Asked for a Festive Bake in Greggs.
Sat down to eat it and it was a cheese and onion slice.
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"I may be gloriously stupid but if it helps people to forget the grimness of life then I'm happy"
Happy birthday my darling Rik.
I still love you and miss you.
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Wedding Anniversaries:
1 year - Nail Varnish.
2 years - Tracker Bars.
3 years - Polystyrene.
4 years - Ruud Gullit.
5 years - Tarpaulin.
6 years - Blancmange.
7 years - HDMI Cable.
8 years - Hedex.
9 years - Lynx Africa.
10 years - Milk.
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WHEN DID IT BECOME ACCEPTABLE TO WATCH/LISTEN TO STUFF ON YOUR PHONE ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT WITHOUT HEADPHONES?
Honestly it's just so unbelievably rude.
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"He.... he tore his buttocks to shreds in a 'bizarre gardening accident'."
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This really should go without saying but you know me, I'll say it anyway:
Tomorrow there will be a lot of front facing customer service staff going back into their shops/establishments with a view to providing good quality service under really difficult circumstances.
Be kind.
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I watched Stan and Ollie today. I can't believe it's taken me SO LONG to see it. It was absolutely beautiful and I cried. A lot.
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Prime Minister Boris Johnson is due to announce tomorrow a £16.5bn increase in defence spending over the next four years in what is being billed as the biggest programme of investment in Britain's armed forces since the end of the Cold War
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Throwback to when my daughter was obsessed with Dolly Parton at Glastonbury and we had to watch it every day while she sat in her little car.
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Remember that grim poster that went up at Winchester Tower in Norwich the day after we left the EU?
This has been seen displayed in the flats today.
(Thanks to my lovely friend Bert for sharing.)
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@KilclooneyJohn
I've reported this as Disrespectful and Offensive.
Because it's disrespectful and offensive.
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My daughter just said Ross Noble looks like what would happen if you gave Robert Smith some Micellar Water. 👌
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People commenting "Get well soon your majesty" on local newspaper Facebook posts as if she's scrolling through social media while she's on the bog.
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Happy anniversary of this 🍾
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Watching the blokes on First Dates approaching the First Dates restaurant in their tight trousers.
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