Corey Kitchener-Perris
@CoreyKitchener
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Mancunian PR type • Jane McDonald stan and hun culture obsessive • Apparently everything I say sounds like an Alan Bennett monologue
Manchester, England
Joined January 2010
Mr and Mr Kitchener-Perris 25th October 2025 🤵🏻♂️🤵🏻♂️
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Rest in peace, Patricia Routledge 🙏🏻 In memory of her, I encourage everyone to read these words of hers from February last year. Whether young or old, you're bound to get something out of it. ***** "I’ll be turning 95 this coming Monday. In my younger years, I was often
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As a wedding present to me, would @victoriabeckham consider putting Let Your Head Go on steaming?
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Thinking once again about Miss Piggy on Thunder Mountain x
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Obsessed with Joan Collins guest list at her wedding. Why was James Bond and Gail platt there
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How did I never know that Glenn Close is one of the pirates in Hook?
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Only Cher could get away with having this as her author’s bio
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If you want to feel ancient like myself… On a Night Like This is TWENTY FOUR years old
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“DNA is short but complex, like Tom Cruise”. Love a bit of Cunk at Christmas #CunkOnLife
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I think this is the single best yet worst thing I've watched in my entire life, it's fabulously awful
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What does Stephen Mulhern have on ITV? There must be some sort of sinister explanation as to how he lands EVERY programme it produces?
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Joan Collins becoming enraged that anyone could dare mistake Dynasty for Dallas wasn’t on my bingo card for the evening
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Every SATC character reacting like Samantha was Jabba the Hutt when she looked bloody fabulous 🙄
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This setup and a glass of sherry. Why am I 87 years old already?
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Between this and the ‘day in the life’ interview, has any celeb ever come across with as little self awareness as Greg Wallace
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Hasn’t this country been through enough
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi moving to ENGLAND after Trump win as they become latest stars to flee US https://t.co/qlgUpv2fNI
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