Lisa Arch
@realLisaArch
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Lisa Arch. Cassie on “Curb Your Enthusiasm”. Lisa from “The Lesley and Lisa Show”! Actor for hire. Mom, Wife. Not flawless, but happy.
The Valley, CA
Joined September 2010
A 10 year-old girl, raped & impregnated by her uncle, but 3 DAYS over the “six week” limit, had to flee to Indiana for an abortion (and beat the July 25th deadline for when Indiana likely will also restrict abortions after 6 weeks).
Ohio girl, 10, travels to Indiana to get an abortion because Ohio bans abortion at 6 weeks and she’s 6 weeks & 3 days pregnant.
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fuck you roberts. fuck you thomas. fuck you alito. fuck you kavanaugh. fuck you gorsuch. fuck you coney barrett.
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Let’s start a “Why did you have plastic surgery”thread. I’ll go first. An old friend just caught my “Seinfeld” episode from 1996. Watching it back then, it was the first time I ever had a problem with the way my nose looked. 3 weeks later, I was getting a nose job.🤣#shallow
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Just had to take a minute to thank @pattonoswalt for making our drive home special today, as we continue our family tradition of listening to the song “Christmas Shoes” while quoting his stand up and crying with laughter. It really is the true meaning of Christmas.
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I was the Key Set PA for “MadTV’s” Season 3. It was a blast working with the cast & seeing @WillSasso & @phillamarr perform up close. I also had a secret relationship with the hilarious @realLisaArch & ended up marrying her! 23 years later we have a 14 year-old kid! What?!
What’s the first job you got in the entertainment business ? Was it fun ?
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On today’s episode, we welcome Lisa Arch. Lisa played Connie in the classic season 7 episode “The Friars Club.” She has also appeared as Cassie in several episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Lisa tells some great stories you won’t want to miss! #Seinfeld
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Listening to @NeilDiamond in the bathroom while getting ready, and in between choking down sobs during “I Am, I Said”, I start giggling thinking of @RalphGarman imitating him at Acme Comedy Theater. Best. Neil. Ever.
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Hey @TuckerCarlson My mother-in-law watches your show every night & she is hesitant (understatement) to take the vaccine Could you please say on air that you have taken it? I believe it would change her mind I think this could save her life Her name is June if you want to say hi
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Bravo. Get ready, World. These kids aren’t going to sit around and just take your bullshit.
This took guts. Thank you for not staying silent, Paxton. https://t.co/DlwEgmMRGN
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As if her money has ANYTHING to do with being able to take care of her mental health. She should be allowed to say no to things that affect her emotionally, mentally or physically. We ALL should.
She's the #2 ranked women's tennis player in the world and her lifetime winnings are $19,773,132 at age 23, but she desperately needs our "empathy and help." OK
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In my opinion, who you are as a person is defined 100% by whether or not you tie the INSIDE strings of your robe, as well as the outside sash.
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This. Is. Everything.
I am in tears. And, I want to give this fellow Dad a hug.
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I’m researching sketch comedy for a class, and came across an Audible podcast by @KeeganMKey called “The History of Sketch Comedy”. And, without stopping, just finished the first 3 episodes. He’s phenomenal. Go listen. I’m going in for more. #keeganmichaelkey #podcast #comedy
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Had SO MUCH FUN interviewing @KateFlannery !!!
There’s only one bathroom on the #dwtstour bus Great chat w/ @LesleyBoone @realLisaArch @the_lesley_and_lisa_show with Here’s a minute of Episode 16 of The Lesley and Lisa show, with Kate Flannery talking about the DWTS tour bus! https://t.co/Xxp1u7tpuU
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The Lady and the Dale. Holy crap. I have so many opinions. Not the least of which is that this person never stopped trying. I get derailed from my goals when I have to let my dog out! Watch without reading about it. #theladyandthedale #hbo @pattonoswalt recommended!
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Episode 14: LA Restaurant Owners https://t.co/ct5jaxyA1W via @YouTube We interviewed Christy Vega of Casa Vega & Lea Newton of Claudine Kitchen and Bakeshop to discuss how hard it is to run a restaurant, especially now. @CasaChristyVega @realLisaArch @LesleyBoone #claudinekitchen
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Episode 11: Dr. Emily Sikking OB/GYN https://t.co/q2effEzTsN via @YouTube Look! @LesleyBoone and @realLisaArch are talking about Lady Parts! Taint a question we didn’t ask. Come learn a thing or two! #thelesleyandlisashow #obgyn #moms #actresses
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Police pushing back the crowds of terrorists who believe the false claims of their leader... It’s literally herding sheep.
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