ralphgarman
@RalphGarman
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Philly boy goes to Hollywood to sell his soul ... Still looking for a buyer.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2010
For the folks asking where they can find me ... You can hear #TheRalphReport every Monday thru Friday right here: https://t.co/RfeGTvzxdq Join the GARMY!
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Creating a daily show!
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Just what that "Christian Right" voted for.
WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.
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Jimmy Kimmel get suspended. GOP: "It was a business decision! ABC can do what it wants!" NFL picks Bad Bunny. GOP: "Awful! Hire Lee Greenwood!" 😆
Manriquez: Any reaction to Bad Bunny being chosen as the Super Bowl halftime performance? Johnson: I didn't even know who Bad Bunny was, but it sounds like a terrible decision in my view. Manriquez: How come? Johnson: Well, it sounds like he's not someone who appeals to a
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Frank Holmes called it. He forecast $4,000/oz gold, and today, it’s finally here. So where does the yellow metal go from here?
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States invading other states. Can we at least go back to the blue and gray uniforms of the 1860's so we can tell who's who?
I don’t think folks realize how surreal this is. The fact that the Texas governor refuses to respect another state’s right should alarm Texans. Imagine the outcry from Abbott himself if it was Texas on the receiving end of unwanted National Guard from Illinois?
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Uh, no it's not! It's BURNING TO THE GROUND! The President said so.
@RonFilipkowski In Portland for a conference and ran the half marathon Sunday. Everyone here is just laughing at all this. It’s ridiculous. Tonight I’m at the Midtown Beer Garden and it’s absolutely lovely.
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Except the Epstein files, right?
The transparency I promised is being delivered by this FBI.
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It’s Tuesday on #TheRalphReport, and you can meet the gang in the Cider Slushy Shed. Sweet, icy, and hard to say. @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J tackle Tongue Twister Tuesday and more! @Patreon: https://t.co/65gQ3DbxWE
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It’s Munchin’ Monday on #TheRalphReport: Tuna Mac & Cheese… with ketchup? Comfort food or condimental felony? Well, ketchup while you tune a in with @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J. #Garmy on @Patreon: https://t.co/65gQ3DbxWE
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Hey, @GregAbbott_TX. Texas’ homicide rate is 39% higher than California’s. Call home your National Guard and deal with your crime epidemic.
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People are being robbed. The answer to that is not shame or anger. The answer is empathy and compassion.
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The last 3 government shutdowns: October 1, 2025: President Trump December 22, 2018: President Trump January 20, 2018: President Trump Almost like there is a pattern here.
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"Reign of terror..." "War-ravaged..." Even for a Trump press secretary, @karolineleavitt's lies are fucking insane.
Leavitt: "President Trump will end the radical left's reign of terror in Portland once and for all. The president has directed Secretary Hegseth to provide all necessary troops to protect war-ravaged Portland."
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Bitcoin isn’t hype. It’s hard money. Learn why it has lasting value in our series with @BitcoinMagazine 👇
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“Sorry you have to deal with that.” One of @RalphGarman’s funniest line deliveries. 😂😂 Like there was an ounce of actual pain in his chest, as if he was reliving a bad experience. 😂😂
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Tee up your Tuesday! Today’s #TheRalphReport is an Arnold Palmer, half tee, half lemonade, all laughs. @RalphGarman @EddiePence & Queen J swing away! Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: https://t.co/65gQ3DbxWE Listen on @Spotify: https://t.co/A27Cg3MZxs
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10 TAKES in 10 Minutes⏱️ -Packers. Cowboys. Ties. -Chiefs. Ravens. -Giants. -Bears! -And a lot more. All in 10 minutes. No reason not to listen. https://t.co/PNvdbVtCKg
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Today’s Munchin’ Monday on #TheRalphReport is tackling Nixon’s favorite snack. Guilty pleasure or impeachable offense? @RalphGarman & @EddiePence dig in. Join the #Garmy on @Patreon: https://t.co/65gQ3Db076 Listen on @Spotify: https://t.co/A27Cg3MrHU
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Sometimes people inspire you To be nothing like them. Work harder.
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