Crazy scene at a Kalamazoo Central JV football game a couple days ago

they smell the same too

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No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still

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USPS when you aren’t home at 10am on a Wednesday to sign for $20 packages

Rob Gronkowski on the first day of WWIII so he can finally get a USAA membership.

Cooked your ass

I now understand why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour

Dads can really do anything 🤣

This is the first NFL draft ever held during a papal interregnum, first chance in history to make this joke—who knows when it could be funny again

“Yeah yeah, and the bitch of it is - you have no way of knowing how it’ll fit you until you wash it. But once you wash it, you cant fuckin return it”

We’re cooked

help he keeps referring to our wedding as “a merger”

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to sit in the sun

You may NEVER see this again in baseball! The Detroit Tigers on 3 STRAIGHT PITCHES go BACK TO BACK TO BACK HOMERS AND SCORE 6 RUNS?!?! Here are all 3 as they happen! One of the most insane things I have EVER seen on a baseball diamond!

Mapping the Periodic Table by Lickability

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

“Weekends are for having fun” me:

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