Jake
@JakeWallinger
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yacht rock enjoyer first, writer second / @PodOnLansdowne
New York, NY
Joined September 2014
RT @DiabolicalSpuds: Mr.Beast gotta be one of the lowest forms of entertainment we've ever created. Literally just *insert current thing* +….
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Everything is too shiny now.
First look at ‘PRACTICAL MAGIC 2’, starring Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock. In theaters on September 18, 2026
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And the Trump Sox die the day after this is published.
Trump allegedly sent Jeffrey Epstein a lewd letter inside the outline of a naked woman for his 50th birthday, according to @WSJ. “may every day be another wonderful secret.”
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It happened again.
Duran hits 1 double and people get in my mentions like we’re watching Willie Mays.
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SELL SELL SELL!!!!!!!.
Just got off the phone with my financial advisor. We’re buying lots and lots of Abe Toro stock. Stay tuned.
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RT @coopthepoop42: @people It would be cool to see this in NBA. Imagine if Jaylen Brown and Peyton Pritchard were dating 🏀.
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RT @RafaelaEnjoyer: Raffy due 280. Give Bregman 6/180. Reach deeper into the pockets. Give Roman an elevated Merrill contract at 11/210 wit….
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What has he done for me lately.
@JakeWallinger Duran was a top 10 hitter in baseball last year…. He obviously doesn’t “suck”, you just don’t like his politics (which is super gay of you).
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