Trust Fund Terry
@trustfundterry
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Just a 1% kid trying to become a .01% adult | 400k+ on Instagram
Chicago, IL
Joined October 2019
“OH MY GOD! They listen to tiktokers/redditors for financial advice instead of certified financial professionals“ -The generation that allowed strippers with horrible credit scores to get multiple subprime adjustable rate mortgages to buy a house that costs 20x their income
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Me and the girl I pulled by resharing ICE raid videos on the timeline
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The release of Apple Pay must’ve been like 9/11 for homeless people
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I wonder if a butterfly has ever wanted a tattoo of a fat girl
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Whoever at IG approved this "repost" feature should be fired
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Somebody check on what Dr Fauci’s been up to recently
A grim milestone: the first recorded death as a result of a meat allergy caused by a tick bite. A man ate a hamburger at a BBQ and was dead within an hour. He had almost certainly been bitten weeks before by a lone-star tick, which spreads alpha-gal syndrome, an allergy to a
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If there’s one thing I’m learning from watching the clips from the internet Invite it’s that Paige Spiranac should probably never open up her mouth on camera again
Turns out everyone stops playing nice when there’s $1,000,000 on the line. I love it @Internetinvite
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Unemployment final boss
RETRO RESISTANCE: Protesters in neon leotards hold an ’80s-themed aerobics class outside an ICE detention center in Portland.
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Sucks to be one of those losers who went to the DMV to get a REAL ID
Apple launches Digital ID in the U.S., letting users add IDs like a passport to Apple Wallet and use them at TSA checkpoints in 250+ airports for domestic travel.
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Car Salesman: *Slaps roof of car* This bad boy can fit so much interest in it that you’ll pay for it twice
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Drop “affordable”, it’s cleaner
Forever mortgages. Affordable monthly payments but never gets paid off
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“Babe, wake up. They just invented a debit card but for the equity in your house”
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It’s giving “Vote for me for student body president, I’ll put free vending machines in the cafeteria”
BREAKING: NY Gov. Kathy Hochul rejects Zohran Mamdani’s free-bus push.
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Me trying to decide whether to get a 100 year mortgage or a 200 year mortgage to buy my ski house in Aspen
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Signing a 50 year mortgage is just a SaaS subscription for living
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Also since you own the property now you get to do your own maintenance and repairs
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“Mortgages but they last for forever so you never actually pay them off and they adjust for inflation every year. We’ll call it ‘rent’”
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