Writing about my vision loss has lead to a lot of work in TV and journalism. I wanted to pay it forward.
With
@sharedbylines
I’ve put together a scholarship for blind/visually impaired journalists. The scholarship is for three grand. Apply below.
I look forward to Ontario letting me go back to my gym for about two days then telling me I can't go to my gym for another six weeks and that I was selfish for visiting when they reopened it.
If I were a Canadian brand account I would be bending over backwards to send the
@VaxHuntersCan
team free stuff right now. Give them constant free food. Give them a car.
My latest
@VICE
article explains how I accidently contributed to
@andywithabigdic
becoming a porn star. It involves cam room sex, aggravated robbery, and masturbating in a Starbucks. Andy Black has had an insane rise.
My pops died ten years ago. Today my parents would have been married for 43 years. On the phone mom said she wanted to mark the anniversary. She bought herself a present from dad. I figured the present would be perfume or some nice jewelry. Then she sent this photo.
I am so fucking sick of the Ontario tweets telling me "get vaccinated" as if getting vaccinated isn't what I've been trying to do for the past five fucking months.
Go and support your local bars and restaurants but only if you feel terrible about it later. Your friends in the arts haven't worked in two years. Attend their events but you're irresponsible if you do. Don't see your family because it might kill them but go back to the office.
I have a progressive eye disease. It is slowly taking my vision. Because there are no obvious identifiers for this people don't think I'm going blind. They think I'm being an asshole.
I wrote about the real cost of hidden disability for
@globeandmail
.
Last month I went to the dentist for the first time in 11 years. The benefits at my new job allowed me to go. But in a country with universal health care...why did I need benefits to get my teeth looked after? My debut article for
@globeandmail
.
If you haven't visited Ontario Place in awhile, it now functions as a really great public park. The best use of that land is to double down on that idea.
Booked three of my 40+ friends their vax appointments for next week in Toronto. If you need some help and you're of that age hit me up. Karma wise I expect some Gen Z to help me when it is time to upload our consciousness to the Elon Musk cloud or whatever next decade.
Some personal news: they gave me a title at
@VICE
. I'm now a contributing editor. It is still a freelance position but comes with some added responsibilities/camera work. I'm really excited about it. To celebrate I'm posting some of my favourite pieces I've written for the site.
This year mom had her first dance recital. She's 64. The dancing is just one activity Ma has taken on since the death of my Pops almost a decade ago, though it all comes with a lot of effort. I wrote about how proud I am of her. My latest for
@VICE
.
Matched with someone on a dating app. Their bio said they prefered any matches not to look them up online and instead get to know them in person. Looked them up online and they had just gotten out of jail for trying to kill their ex-boyfriend.
Some news: with
@vicecanada
shifting their priorities away from culture writing, my role as contributing editor has finished. I wasn't laid off because you can't be laid off from a place that never technically employed you. I've got a lot of mixed feelings about it.
I came home to see our family dog Winston before we need to take him to the vets for the last time tomorrow. For the past hour mom has had different neighbours bring their dogs to the yard so Winston can say goodbye to his friends. I'm a mess.
I grew up in Niagara Falls, Ontario. It is a cornucopia of misery. Recently I returned to my hometown and tried to find the city's worst bar. Words/photos for
@VICE
below.
A magazine like NOW is pivotal if Toronto wants to be the world-class city it aspires to. But NOW returning without paying ex staff left a bad taste in my mouth. I wrote about it for the
@globeandmail
.
At my old restaurant job you had to show up fifteen minutes before your shift or you were written up for being late. But you weren't paid for that time. No breaks either. Every time I think about that I get pissed.
I'm getting paid 35k more copywriting than I was on my last journalism contract. I'm still publishing my bigger stories as a freelancer. Thinking I needed to be in journalism full time to be legit was a lie I told myself. My new job is hiring soon. Feel free to reach out.
Some news: I've got a new column at
@CBCArts
highlighting the top 10 live digital performances happening each week. First article runs on the 24th. If you're putting on a show -- particularly if you're outside of Toronto -- please feel free to pitch me.
It is very funny to me -- and very typical of Toronto -- that my work is being programmed by a theatre in Berlin before a theatre company in the city will put one of my plays in their season.
The fact that a semi-detached in the Annex is worth more than NOW Magazine is very hard to swallow. NOW has been pivotal to how I view Toronto and I hope the new owners treat it fair.
Representatives for the team taking over NOW reached out asking if I was interested in covering the relaunch. The big questions I had were about whether they were paying the backed wages to former employees and the vision moving forward. These were the responses.
I have my first day in a writer's room starting this afternoon. I'm excited to help make some television and really grateful that sometimes things work out. Writing this as a reminder for myself.
When folks leave New York it's romantic. They're saying goodbye to a place where things still happen. When people leave Toronto all they're walking away from is a couple of weed shops and a Shopper's Drug Mart where a venue used to be.
So there is no way for the Presto machine to show your balance while tapping on, but they charge an overdraft fee if you go over. The only time I find out how transit in Toronto works is from Twitter. This syestem is very broken.
@presgang
@PRESTOcard
Hello Graham, if a
@PRESTOCard
balance goes below $0.00--as indicated in the photo provided--the cardholder may be charged an overdraft fee ^DM
My dad died ten years ago today. This is a pictire of the two of us. In this photo he's a little older than I am now. Tonight I thought I'd tell all of you his favourite joke.
Earlier this year I was offered a corporate job. It paid more than I'd ever made in my life. On my first day of training I realized my vision loss meant I couldn’t do the job.
I wrote about going blind, access needs, and quitting for
@torontolife
.
After a gig in England
@robinblackmma
experienced a drug induced seizure. Years of hard partying finally caught up to him. At that point Black decided he needed a safer career. He was going to fight a man in a cage. My latest words/photos for
@VICE
.
I have a degenerative disease that is slowly leaving me blind. Lately I've been having trouble telling if things are in focus when I'm shooting. The work around for this is to try and create more stylized edits of my photos to hide the flaws. Happy with how this one turned out.
Some news: Earlier this week I signed a contract for my first TV writing gig. I'm now a writer/producer with
@ONEChampionship
. Hard to wrap my head around but it really feels like a dream job.
Such an easy win for your brand. You support the people who volunteered day in and day out to get people saved from the deadly plague. You sent them lunch.
Over the last four months
@JohnSharkman
, myself, and the group chat committed to walking 10k steps a day and eating 2k calories. I'm down 15 pounds. Sharkman is down 43. I wrote about the power of walking and friendship for
@GQMagazine
.
For my birthday an ex put together a video of people saying nice things about me. But because the realtonship was new she didn't know any of my actual friends. The video was seven minutes of acquaintances struggling to fill time and saying things like "he seems to love Twitter."
This November queer writer and actress
@karenXknox
and her crew pulled off a 36k film shoot in a luxury hotel for virtually no cash. The crux of their scam? They pretended to get engaged. I wrote about it for
@VICE
.
On a personal note: I wish the company understood the value of culture writing in Canada. There are so few places that will publish the kind of work I do, but those pieces have been huge hits for
@vice
.
I have a lot of thoughts about
@VICE
as a company but amount of talent that has come through there is undeniable. Despite not writing there for years, I wouldn't be who I am without it. Writing this essay is why I have a career.
My last day job was writing copy for a tech company. Halfway through the contract, they asked me to start using ChatGPT. It was like a cow being asked to collaborate with a butcher. I wrote about it for
@globeandmail
ahead of my show at
@SummerWorksTO
.
I pitched a doc about going blind and the rejection letter said they loved my point of view but they had trouble picturing the visual component of the piece...buddy, me too. That's the whole point.
In my elementary school they got rid of the Coke machine and replaced it with Fruitopia because it was a healthier option. The people who made that decision were adults.
Hit 4k followers today. Which means I only need another 6k followers to be considered a real journalist according to the person who really hated my article about skateboarding on the Gardiner.
I've also said this before but AFI accidently created the sound and aesthetic of what the popular culture views as emo through misunderstanding the camp elements of horror punk on The Art of Drowning.
@pitchfork
should let me write a Sunday Review about it.
The entire direction of their career -- and in some ways punk for all of the aughts -- would have been different if AFI had lead with This Celluloid Dream as the single from Sing the Sorrow.
Theatre people talk about the medium's revolutionary potential to confront audiences with new ideas and push boundaries of accepted discourse. Then they stage an adaptation of King Lear where everyone dresses in modern clothes (with combat boots) and Lear is in a Trump wig.
If I hosted a storytelling night called Hell City and invited journalists and artists to come talk about what Toronto feels like right now...would you want to come? Perform? Pending that we are all allowed outside in the next few weeks.
I've had some requests for headshots lately. If you want photos I'll do an hour outdoor shoot and six edited shots if you donate 100 dollars to the Black Jornalist Therapy Fund. I've got room for five sessions in Toronto over the next month. Examples of my work below..