jonny sun
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tv writer (bojack horseman; mrs. davis) & nyt best selling author (goodbye, again; gmorning gnight; everyones a aliebn). (he/him)
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i wrote about the ability to survive neglect, and how surviving is not the same as being alive.
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thinking about my favorite person in the whole entire world
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me: :)
houseplant: 🌱
me: :)
houseplant: 🌱
me: :)
houseplant: 🌿
me: :D
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babe are you ok you've barely touched your endlessly increasing pile of work that you are expected to do even though we are in the middle of a pandemic
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*jesus picks up bread*
this is my body
*jesus picks up wine*
this is my blood
*jesus picks up guitar*
this is the STORY OF A GIRL
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bong joon-ho making everyone who worked on parasite stand up so people could applaud them.. UNSTOPPABLE DAD ENERGY
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does anyone else carefully choose the last bite of food you eat at the end of a meal so that ur mouth can “remember” it
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BONG JOON HO REALLY CALLED THE OSCARS A LOCAL AWARDS SHOW AND NEGGED THE ACADEMY INTO GIVING PARASITE ALL THE AWARDS
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asian people deal with some level of this kind of garbage every day. it’s incredibly infuriating and upsetting how this brings back so many tangible memories of how i’ve been treated, how my parents and grandparents have been treated, how my friends and family have been treated.
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cooper: do u pay taxes
trump: no!
cooper: so you dont
trump: of course i do
cooper: what
trump: bernie sanders
cooper: wait what
trump: isis
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me: goodnight moon :)
moon: night<3
me: goodnight stars :)
moon: wtf
me: sry wrongnumber
moon: whos stars
moon: who is stars
moon: answer me
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i will always remember where i was when donald trump was suspended from twitter. i was on twitter
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"accidentally used a gun instead of a taser" is not the defense you think it is
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oh to be a capybara surrounded by other capybaras taking a yuzu hot bath in the winter
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oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions
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the only good moment of this inauguration is michelle jim-facing the camera like "why did she give me this box"
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not wordle, just some fried rice ☺️
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high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed
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i hope this email finds you unhappy and burned out. i hope it is your last straw
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bao being trashed and misunderstood by white audiences and then winning the oscar feels like a perfect metaphor for how people called so much asian food smelly and disgusting during my entire childhood only for it become celebrated now
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uh there is ABSOLUTELY a man covered in big leaves wearing a yellow hat standing in your backyard
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instead of using the same password everywhere, i use multiple different variations of the same password where i change one letter or add one number and so on. this is super secure and protects all my accounts from ever being able to get logged into by me
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look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat
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you ever wish that fireworks were incredibly quiet and also didnt disappear so quickly and also you could keep them in your home and also you could hold them in your hands?? because if so, i’d love to introduce you to,, Flowers
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me, before the party: ok ok u got this. just try to fit in. talk to ppl. stay cool. dont turn into a big duck. ull be fine
me, at the party:
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REPLACE 👏 ALL 👏 STATUES 👏 WITH 👏 PLACES 👏 TO 👏 CHARGE 👏 MY 👏 PHONE
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guy i was sitting next to at the childish gambino concert took out his phone in the middle of the set and i swear to god he googled “donald glover”, zoomed in on his wikipedia photo, then googled “is childish gambino donald glover”
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TRUMP: this country cannot handle another four years of barack obama
AMERICA: literally this is all we want. this is all we want right now
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[normal life]
ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week
[packing for vacation]
hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts
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im an ADULT
which means i dont have any HOBBIES
if i have any FREE TIME AT ALL
i will go LIE DOWN
if you dont LIKE IT
you can LEAVE
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oh to be a watermelon being carried around in a bag designed specifically for you
Japanese bagmaker Tsuchiya Kaban has created a leather bag specifically for carrying watermelons
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if youre still in line to write a tweet dunking on aaron rodgers, STAY IN LINE
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on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat
in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice
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millenial culture is knowing that the only difference between weekdays and weekends is that you have more time to get work done on weekends
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no no i am not "procrastinating" i am simply "trying to work up the courage to work on this thing that i am terrified of screwing up because i hate myself" what dont u understand
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canceling plans is ok. quitting ur soulless office job is ok. leaving the city is ok. moving to the farm ur grandfather left u is ok. caring for ur crops and animals is ok. not talking to anyone in town for years is ok. giving gifts to a wizard is ok. do what u need to do to cope
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hi everyone just wanted to let u know, its okay. whatever it is right now that you cant live up to, its okay. if you need to hear it right now at this very moment, here: it's okay. you're doing your best. it's okay. one day at a time.
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CANADIAN: im a canadian
DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor
CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire life to comedy]
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⠀ 🌸 💐
🌺 WHY 🌼
🌷 WASNT 🌸
🌼 TAIKA WAITITI 💐
🌸 AT THE MET GALA 🌺
💐 HE WOULD HAVE 🌻
🌺 UNDERSTOOD 🌷
🌼 THE ASSIGN- 🌸
🌷 MENT 🌺
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i focused so hard on trying to avoid inheriting my parents’ negative traits that i let all these random neutral traits of theirs slip through, i realize as i rinse out a ziploc bag and prop it up inside-out to dry so i can reuse it at a later date
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“stop letting someone live in your head rent free”
other people: okay, you’re right. i will stop letting them live in my head.
me: I MUST FIND A WAY TO MAKE THEM PAY THE RENT
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productivity tip!!!
1. write down everything u want to do today
2. only one of those will get done
3. choose one item
4. it wont be that one
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nature is not only healing.. they are preparing to eradicate the virus
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TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside
ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying
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FEELING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW ABOUT THINGS!
⨂ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗲𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆
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start ur year off right. on dec 31 at 9:15pm get under ur covers and fall asleep. midnight will pass as u are deep in a peaceful slumber, and ur first encounter with the new year will be waking up, well-rested, to a morning basked in sunlight and a day thats yours for the taking
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as a kid you ever wonder why your parents were so angry all the time and then when you got older you realize, oh wait they were just tired. they were just so tired.
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attention!!! the period between christmas and new years is not a good time to try and get some work done in fact it is not a good time to do any thing at all except rub your eyes continuously until every thing is sparkly
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writing:
- difficult
- frustrating
- exhausting
- lonely
- no immediate feedback
posting online that you are writing:
- instantly gratifying
- feels social
- technically is still a form of writing so ur just honing your craft
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some good responses to the “your english is so good!” microaggression:
- wow! yours is too
- thanks i learned it yesterday!!
- you speak english too???!? finally!! someone to talk to!!!
- what’s “English”
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everyone in quarantine can have one (1) minute of focus per day, as a treat
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the way to address anti-asianness in america isnt for asian-americans to be “more” “american", its for americans to be less anti-asian
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far more people die from the flu than from 30 to 50 feral hogs. Often our emotions respond more to spectacle than to data,
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being vaccinated does NOT mean you can travel to sweden with your boyfriend and his friends to attend one of his friends' rural hometown's fabled midsummer festival
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JOB INTERVIEWER: can you explain this gap in your resume
ME: yes its 7pts tall, separates two sections in a visually pleasing way, and aligns to a carefully proportioned grid
INTERVIEWER: no, i mean here where it says you didn't work for two years
ME: i.. was designing my resume
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after years and years of research and development, drawing what i learned in middle school over and over again, i am proud to announce an important discovery.. The Cool S But Round
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everything happens for a reason and sometimes that reason is that i’m an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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as a child i truly did not understand how good i had it that i didnt have to decide what to eat for dinner every single night
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her: romper
him: ROMPHIM
her: shirt
him: SHIMT
her: pants
him: MANTS
her: water
him: BROATER.. FOR MEN
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write it. the sooner u write it the sooner it will exist apart from u. the sooner u can spend days thinking its no good then come back to it realizing its better than u thought. the sooner u can convince urself some past version of u wrote it and now u can get to work updating it
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"i just want to go home" said the astronaut.
"so come home" said ground control.
‘‘ｓｏ ｃｏｍｅ ｈｏｍｅ’’ said the voice from the stars.
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reminder that bong joon-ho said the osc*rs are for l*cals
Bong Joon-ho calling the Oscars local is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
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horror movie idea: you have 10 days to complete a completely reasonable task that takes 20 minutes to do
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i hav cat-like reflexes
"prove it"
*looks at a cat*
(instantly) i like that cat
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every statue is bad. if you can think of a statue that is good it is actually a sculpture
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im on the 5th floor and my window is open and someone outside sneezed so i shouted "BLESS U" out the window and he said "THANK YOU BUILDING"
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wordle: name a 5-letter word
my brain: …TUNA
wordle: literally any 5-letter word
my brain: …QUENCH
wordle: LITERALLY JUST TYPE IN THE FIRST 5-LETTER WORD THAT COMES INTO YOUR HEAD
my brain: …LOPPO?
wordle: A WORD. A REAL WORD THAT IS 5 LETTERS LONG
my brain: … BBBBB
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please roast this extremely strangely proportioned leggy boi i won at the bowling alley, i love him
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you: hey that looks like updog
me: (wrongly assuming that people will like me more if i agree with them than if i ask them questions when im confused about something) wow it really does
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the true genius of classical pavlovian conditioning is that every time i hear “pavlov” i automatically think of a dog
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whooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea and ｗｉｌｌ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｄｉｅ
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a dog-walking service where a dog shows up at ur door and u have to get out of the house and go for a walk
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approximately 90% of a relationship is having somebody to say "hey look at that" to whenever you see something interesting while out on a little walk
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true introvert culture when your twitter account is 99% retweets of other peoples tweets and only 1% your own tweets and all your own tweets are either like “aaaAAAAAAAA ADJSKFHAKDHS” or “im sad”
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when i die, please let my funeral be just hundreds of turkeys walking in a perfect circle around my body
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ad for vacations:
how would you like to feel extremely tired somewhere else
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