@matt_saunders_
@3YearLetterman
@EmmanuelMacron
@RishiSunak
Gordon, there is a reason the World Championship of football is called the "Super Bowl" and the World Championship of soccer is called the "World Cup". A bowl is much larger than a cup. Bowl > Cup.
@latestinspace
This is not true! It is "super" because the Earth is closest to the sun on August 1st (the middle of summer), so the extra light reflected off the moon makes it look bigger and brighter.
I huge congratulations to
@profamirattaran
for his decisive victory over
@KeithOlbermann
in the NLIS final last night. It was close, but Lord Maple Leaf prevailed, and Kurt is still paying for his waterbed.
RIP to OJ Simpson. He was the best running back the Bangles ever had and really knew how to rent a car. Was it the vaxx or the eclipse? We will never know.
Happy 80th birthday to Gerald "Jerry" Seinfeld. He is best known for his role as "Mork" in "Mork & Mindy", and then later starred as an office manager in "The West Wing". He also has a car and sometimes enjoys coffee.
Sending birthday wishes and greetings to Taylor Swift, who turns 25 today! Her hits include "I Think We're Alone Now" and "I Kissed a Girl (and I Liked it)". Many Happy returns on the day Taylor! We love you!
@3YearLetterman
@JoJoFromJerz
@NickAdamsinUSA
Joan, Coach is right, he is a 1% with a 24 disc CD changer in his company car. Don't be mad that you have to one by one manually insert your Nickleback discs every time you want to hear a different one.
@3YearLetterman
The only reason it is a state in the first place is because we lost a bet to Spain. I told Jefferson to stop drinking that night, but noooooo........
@tylerw2405
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Sparkles, just because you have to individually load each one of your Nickleback CDs when you want to listen to a new one because you don't have a 24 disc changer is no reason to be rude. I feel your frustration, but jealousy is a bad outfit on anyone.
A little known true fact. Before i became president, right after I invented indoor plumbing (which the English tried to steal), I started a plumbing business. Within 2 years I had over 6,000 independent contractors working for me.
#plumbing
#America
@mny_mrk
@3YearLetterman
@victoriabeckham
@MCHammer
MC Hammer, you went one decimal place too far, it is 10.3 Billion that watch the super bowl, and 4 million that watched the world cup. Bowls are larger than cups, so it makes perfect sense.
@matt_saunders_
@3YearLetterman
@EmmanuelMacron
@RishiSunak
They play games in England and Europe, it is a World event and draws billions of viewers. I just heard this year's World Cup is the most watched ever with almost 1.5 million viewers, a lot less than the American Football World Championship. Coach is right.
@tom_hutchcraft
Token, just because you have to individually eject/insert each Nickelback cd when you want to listen to a different one is no reason it take it out on coach just because he has a 24 disc changer in his car.
@JimmyBucketzzzz
@3YearLetterman
@MrBeast
Buckethead, just because you don't have a hand crafted, hand made leather cell phone holster emblazoned with your initials made by the finest craftsmen in Pigeon Forge doesn't mean you should take it out on coach. Jealousy is an ugly color, sport.
@Orville_Sax
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Oliver, I bet you can turn doorknobs with ease due to your lack of championship rings, while coach on the other hand struggles due to so many rings.
Strange things have been popping up on my timeline, like those
#flatearth
losers, but yesterday I was shocked to find out that
@BillyCrystal
is still around.