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“It’s time now finally, for Jim Pohlad and the ownership of this team to either spend a significant amount of money on their pitching staff, or get the hell out of the baseball business. Period.”
-
@KFANRosen
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If the Twins sign Bryce Harper, I’ll WALK home from Vegas.
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So let me get this straight..
•Carl hits the $31,500 Initials Jackpot
•Carly all but locks up the Quote of the Year
•Cory Announces Initials Game V2 & V3
•Parrish celebrates 1 year sober
•Dav wins Initials
… and that was just day
#1
, folks
#PowerTripVegas
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It’s official folks, Maxx Fuller is your 2021 Power Trip Quote of the Year Champion!
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A full hour after the show is over and these guys are still around to shake hands. Just another reason why this show and this station is so special.
@KFAN1003
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To the man who has entertained us with his music, stories, and jokes. The man who loves, cares, and supports others. The man who spreads Christmas cheer 24/7, 365 days of the year. Happy 50th birthday, to the great
@Chris_Hawkey
.
#HappyHawkDay
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Y’all talked all that 💩 I don’t think anyone got more than 1 catch. I had 7 with a broken hand I don’t want to hear it 😂
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“I am very proud to say that I’ve never purchased a food item at a strip club.”
-
@CoryCove
“That’s because they don’t have kids menus there.”
-
@johnkriesel
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“The guys have really found their legs under them”
@MarkDParrish
“Must be nice”
@johnkriesel
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Happy anniversary to a legendary tweet and moment in
@KFAN1003
history.
@jgkfan
and
@CoryCove
we’re live on radio row at the Final Four. They were having problems getting on the air. Meanwhile,
@MeatSauce1
running the board back in studio had bigger things on his mind:
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On this date in 2012, Pete Weber uttered the most electric quote in bowling history.
“Who do you think you are? I am!”
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🚨Quote of the Year Nominee🚨
“Don’t put toothpaste on your junk Rosie.”
@CoryCove
“I don’t do it to last longer, I just do it to improve
@MeatSauce1
’s breath.”
@Chris_Hawkey
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It’s official folks,
@haley_darling
is the 2020 Power Trip Quote of the Year Champion! Taking down Chris Hawkey 51% - 49%.
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Tonight, I lost my best friend of almost 10 years. She filled my heart with joy and love me as much as I loved her. She’s now free of pain, and in a better place. I love you with all my heart, Daisy 🌹
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The Legendary
@TommyO53
Burger King Order; $28.90
•Double Whopper w/Cheese
•Large Fry
•Large Sprite
•Original Chicken Sandwich (Cut in half)
•Large Onion Rings
•(2) Double Cheeseburgers
•10-Piece Chicken Nugget
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The Loons have scored more goals in the first 40’ of this game than the Twins scored runs in the playoffs!
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“Are you wearing that dress we bought last night?”
@Chris_Hawkey
“Yes, are you wearing yours?”
-Abigail Hawkey
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Welcome to D1 Hockey 🤝
Starting off with that W!
#Huskies
match the school record with 12 goals and open the season with a 12-2 win over St. Thomas!
#GoHuskies
|
#HuskyHockey
🏒
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Congrats to
@Chris_Hawkey
as he has won The 2019 PowerTrip Quote of the Year Tournament.
#PowerTrip
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“I like to over plan things, like I uhh—“
@MeatSauce1
“You didn’t even plan that sentence.”
@KFANFIGHTS
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•POWERTRIP QUOTE OF THE YEAR•
I’ve narrowed the 2018 quotes down to make a 16 quote Bracket.
We will announce the matchups over the next 4 Bets & Quotes Podcasts.
From there, I will tweet out the matchups weekly for you to vote on until we find a winner!
@PowerTripKFAN
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9 years ago today, Dome Dogs were a higher priority than getting Cory and JG on the air.
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When you’re first in line at Chipotle and they make 8 online orders before acknowledging your existence;
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“The person I was married to worked for (Jim Crane’s) company. So I guess it’s not a shock he’s okay with cheating.”
@johnkriesel
on Houston Astros owner Jim Crane
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“I couldn’t even get through the first sentence...”
@MeatSauce1
“Well, words are tough.”
@CoryCove
“They very are.”
@MeatSauce1
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Rick Spielman is going to turn 14 into 27 6th round picks
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“He can’t name one Twin, doesn’t know NBA superstars, he definitely doesn’t know who D’Angelo Russel is...”
@CoryCove
“Yeah, and guess what? I’m on the top-ranked sports talk show in America!”
@Chris_Hawkey
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“Kirk Cousins is going to have to win this game.” -Brian Griese
“Shit.” -Vikings Fans
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“Do you think you could do a whole segment with just the button bar?”
@TommyO53
“Have you heard Saturday’s with Sauce?”
@MeatSauce1
“Nobody has.”
@Chris_Hawkey
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“Carly, do you like Nine Inch Nails?”
@CoryCove
“Oh yeah, I do. I like nine inches of anything.”
@CarlyAplin
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Dirty bitch! Cory finishes in 7th place... Collects $3,636. Very impressive for a retired poker player
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“If you ran your body like you ran your mouth, you wouldn’t be such a fatass!”
- Martin Moistchew, NFL Draft Expert, in response to
@MeatSauce1
’s questions. Too bad
@Chris_Hawkey
missed the segment!
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As PowerTrip Quotes, I felt obligated to document what is one of the most important quotes of the year. Of course, that is The
@Chris_Hawkey
Christmas Speech. Spread the joy.
(Yes, this took me way too long)
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(On new Dolphins Head Coach Mike McDaniel being biracial)
“This is the whitest guy I’ve ever seen, and I work at KFAN.”
@KFANFIGHTS
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“What would I change about my appearance? My stomach. Everything else is great, except for my stomach.”
@MeatSauce1
“Well, if that’s what you think, you might want to get your eyes changed too.”
@Chris_Hawkey
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“My mom had this really cool - it looked like a pumpkin..”
@MeatSauce1
“Yeah, it was her son.”
@Chris_Hawkey
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“I like songs that you can participate with your hands” -
@CoryCove
“Well then you’ll like my new song Jerking Off” -
@Chris_Hawkey
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“It was so weird seeing Dalvin Cook fumble, it was like Rosen getting the check at Manny’s.”
@NickSwardson
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I went to Coborn’s for socks and left with 4 pizzas
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Happy Birthday to one of the kindest, funniest and horniest people I’ve ever met. You’re the true reason for the season. Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas,
@Chris_Hawkey
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To this day, my all-time favorite PowerTrip Quote: From May 6th, 2016.
@CoryCove
: “Parrish, what was your major at St. Cloud State?”
@MarkDParrish
: “Uhh.. hockey.”
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“Any word on when KAT is coming back? . . . I feel like my recovery took less time than his is taking!”
-
@johnkriesel
with the assist from
@CoryCove
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Powerful Instagram post from Mike Zimmer’s daughter Corri.
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“I might’ve thrown a few wedding invitations away, I don’t know.”
@MeatSauce1
“I know one you should’ve..”
@Chris_Hawkey
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“How great would it be if they were in the Sweet 16?”
@MeatSauce1
“How great would it be if I had legs? Same chance of that happening.”
@johnkriesel
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This is the face behind PowerTripQuotes. Nothing Cory says is funny.
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“I’ve said some absurd stuff about Gopher Football, but this one I truly believe. There’s a good chance we go 12-0 this year.”
@TommyO53
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“It’s not great, but it’s over quickly. It’s like having sex with Chris Hawkey.”
@haley_darling
(On being tested for COVID-19)
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“None of you can hear, all of you are horny, this place is a dumpster fire!!”
-
@LilBKFAN
with a new
@PowerTripKFAN
sounder, or maybe next year’s State Fair T-Shirt!
#HornyDeafDumpsterFire
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“If somebody called and was like, I can get rid of the pain by amputating your arm, I would allow them to do it.”
@MeatSauce1
“I don’t recommend it.”
@johnkriesel
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