Brendan Bow
@pope_brendictus
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Me when I exchange two nickels for one dime
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After the new
@TechConnectify
video on retroreflectors I decided to pay more attention on my daily walk and lo and behold, the new road markers on the
@IndyGoBus
Red Line feature the neat "wrong way, doofus" reflectors!
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@gbosslet
Something similar happened to my cousin's buddy in Trinidad one time, it actually affected his relationship quite poorly.
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If you live in Indiana precinct CN058, vote for me as your Precinct Committeeman in May! Alternatively, if you live in Indiana Democratic party district 43, vote for me as your state convention delegate in May!
Thanks
@nickroberts317
for the encouragement
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This man is a treasure.
So, I went to
@TheTorontoZoo
to try out their new zipline and it is AWESOME! A must-try that is only open for 2 more weeks:
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@KHeslerINDY
@kevinverhoff
@IndyCouncil
“It was determined that 56.7% of pedestrian-related crashes in the core of downtown are the result of turning vehicles failing to yield to pedestrians at signalized intersections,” said DPW Director Brendan Herget.
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ESPECIALLY in the produce section. Y'all buy one onion and one avocado at Kroger, put each one in a plastic produce bag, checkout, put the two plastic bags in a plastic bag, take them home and throw all three bags away. Why?
locals really buy 1 can of soup, forget they have arms, & throw it in a plastic bag
at what stage in time did we all forget about arms and start putting everything in a plastic sanctuary?? what are u protecting???? u bought 1 item kyle flex those biceps ur always bragging ab!
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In Mrs. Arms's sixth grade social studies class y'all bullied me for a week because I wore shorts that ended mid thigh I AIN'T FORGET
boys. please wear short shorts. your long shorts make you look like a Home Depot 2x4
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@aubrey_holten
@nocontextpawnee
After a misguided attempt to help her, Andy is addicted to vaping
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Someone who works in the marion county coroner's office keeps viewing my profile on LinkedIn, she just did it again an hour ago
what does she know that I don't
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Chloe wanted me to remind y'all that
@MsRebeccaBlack
drops Let Her Burn on February 9th 🔥🔥
T-minus two weeks!
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Masters of Science in Human Computer Interaction coming May 2020.
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whoever decided that we can't just submit resumes anymore and now have to type in all our resume information on broken, proprietary webforms, each of which requires a separate login and account creation
that person is pure evil
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"WHY IS THE MEDIA NOT COVERING THIS AND WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT?"
--someone on facebook sharing a syndicated news article from a major media company, written 3 days ago about something that was top trending on twitter 4 days ago
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"Hello, handsome. What a day, huh? You look lonely. I can fix that."
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@lexxibarron
*draws community chest card*
"Your city is being investigated by the FBI. Lose $200."
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Ya boi has applied to 11 different jobs in the last 24 hours and has only recieved one rejection
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Wore one of my best outfits to HR paperwork day only to find out that they're just gonna reuse my photo from my last ID where I:
-have no moustache
-have acne
-wore an off-white blazer so I blend into the background like a floating head
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can't wait until I get the vaccine so that I may go from chilling 6 feet away from my bros in a hot tub (because of plague) back to 5 feet apart (cause I'm not gay)
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I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it
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I got an official warning for selling homemade bread out of my dorm room
CORRECTION! my bad! i dropped a wash cloth<3 i hope i get kicked out
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@smallgraygames
@Java_jigga
If you liked him in The Green Knight, you should really watch The Killing of a Sacred Deer.
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Going nuts trapped in here. The climber just elbow dropped the napper and blamed it on the dude chilling on the floor, so they got in a fist fight. The guy in the chair keeps quoting mid-2010 pop hits and I think he's hoarding my knives. I'm not in the picture, because I took it.
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Me: "So I start listing off possible solutions to her problem..."
Alix: "Maybe she didn't want SOLUTIONS maybe she just needed to VENT to you"
Me: "...it was a computer problem. We're coworkers. In IT. That's our job. We solve problems."
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.
@abby_normal42
and I celebrated America today by advocating for a world rid of preventable diseases with
@ONECampaign
! The
@GlobalFund
has saved 27 million lives, and we can't let our progress slip. Reach out to your congress members and ask them to go
#OnTheRecord
, ask me how!
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I've eaten a sandwhich every day since the beginning of distancing, each one different from the last
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My great aunt Bea (102 years young!) is of the opinion that no plate should ever go empty. I am of the opinion that plates should always be cleared.
As a result, our visits typically consist of an arms race where I eat cookies and bread and fruit but she keeps bringing me more.
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Alix thinks me pumping her gas is a friendship thing but in reality I just get 2% cash back on gas purchases on my Discover AND I get speedy rewards points
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YOOOOO they made the game from The Queen's Gambit into a real thing
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Me yesterday: I'm not going to impulse buy a chocolate bar just because I'm in the checkout aisle.
Me today: Oh man is that $110 steak on discount!? I'll take it!
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unpopular opinion: [mundane and widely accepted opinion]
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Thanks to
@SenToddYoung
's office for meeting today to talk about reauthorizing
@PEPFAR
! This lifesaving program is is a powerful example of US global health leadership and a necessary tool in our fight to
#EndAIDS
.
#ONEPowerSummit
@ONEinAmerica
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This one goes out to all the people at IUPUI I've exasperatedly shouted at "Yes I KNOW you went to Pizza King and you didn't like it, but you didn't go the the right ONE. You have to go further east." :
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I aspire to one day be as confident as the highschooler who stopped in the middle of the road, rolled her window down, flipped me off and shouted at me "NOT A TURN LANE!" as we both turned from Capitol onto Maryland using the clearly marked double turn lane ❤❤
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Just visited
@SenToddYoung
's office and dropped off 27 hand-written letters from Hoosiers about the importance of the Global Fund in the fight against AIDS, tuberculosis and malaria!
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Iraq war deaths:
5,000 American soldiers
200,000 Iraqi civilians
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Filed my taxes today and almost done with my laundry; he wants what I have
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Me and the boys discussing the strange lighting environment in my living room and questioning why the shadows on the walls and ceilings are so well defined
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it's time to leave the bar when the sports are off the TV and they are playing Big Bang Theory
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On the ballot on Nov. 8 will be a US Senate seat (
@SenToddYoung
's), all members of the US House of Representatives, some members of the IN Senate, all members of IN House of Representatives, Sec. of State, Auditor of State, Treasurer of State + several local offices.
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Is there a more infuriating experience than someone flagrantly making a driving error and then honking at you like you're the idiot?
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Posting one of those simple but mildly confusing arithmetic problems with a "what's the right answer xD ??" caption under a Bow administration:
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My
#1
pet peeve. "Indiana introduces bill to X" bruh the Indiana legislature isn't even in session and hasn't been for over a month
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My dentist had me move my jaw in weird ways and then solemnly asked "did you have braces?"
I said "...yeah"
Dentist replies "oh man cause he really dialed that stuff in"
Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
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Join me and
@WLBCNewsCenter
later today as we follow along with
@ewarren
's
@MSNBC
town hall!
@allinwithchris
#WarrenTownHall
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Scored two one-of-a-kind posters on auction today to support
@IndyFilmFest
-- event had over 100 designers reimagine the posters for films all about bad luck. Had to score my buddy Howard Ratner and I'm a sucker for a good cheeseburger.
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The distance from Indy to Milwaukee is almost the exact same distance as Paris to Lyon
the former takes about 8/9 hours by Amtrak+Greyhound (3ish services on a Saturday)
the latter has 14 trains running between them and you can get there in 2 hours direct
both are $70
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For those of you who don't know:
@redlobster
Endless Shrimp is now available ALL DAY EVERY MONDAY!
Source: me, Red Lobster "Top Fan" on Facebook.
Stop cluttering their comments asking when endless shrimp is coming back. it's EVERY MONDAY.
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I was being very good about not impulse buying during the pandemic but around 3 weeks ago I dropped $650 on two new tailored suits (including one custom made).
One just came in and the custom is finishing alterations and let's just say 👀
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Consider this the beginning of many tweets from me this year about the importance of getting a flu shot, you've been warned
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OC
Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline.
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@nickroberts317
additionally, "set to be a trillionaire" is a bit of a stretch. he has a net worth of just over $213b, which (while monstrously egregious), is nowhere near a trillion dollars
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why are cocktails here named such risque things? today I've had to order a "pornstar martini" and a "screaming orgasm" in front of my parents, and both times it was loudly repeated back to me by the server
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@mrduffy3
@Sampson_2
Huh? The transit referendum only applies in Marion County (we voted for it). You're not paying for it if you don't live here.
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Every time my coworkers bring me a printer that "we should trash" because it "isn't working," and they've "tried everything," I end up resolving the problem and my power level increases by about 750 points.
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just applied for a job in shanghai, so we'll see where that goes
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A perfect distillation of current antivax theory:
1. The vaccine has been proven to be bad
2. No one knows how the vaccine even works
3. COVID really isn't that bad
4. COVID kills a ton of people but it's actually a good thing because they're socially undesirable
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This whole "tobacco age raised to 21" thing is very stressful to me. So much misinformation on the federal rule making process. Pedant-Brendan is going nuts having to read through it all online.
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In my kindergarten class we got to vote on election day and I explicitly remember voting for John Kerry because I also had an uncle named John and therefore he was probably a solid candidate
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Karma is
@jojay43
trying to order McDonald's in a silly accent and nearly getting charged for 10 cheeseburgers for his stupidity
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The most disgusting thing about this is that it is only expected to save about $5.5 billion over five years. If the government were a person making a $50k salary, they just saved themselves about $1.31 per MONTH. Congrats, guys.
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the best part about working at WLBC is having to manually unlock my car with the physical key because the unlock button on the fob and the keyless entry are both overpowered by the amount of radio frequency energy in the air carrying TODAY'S BEST MUSIC
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I've done more adulting in the last 30ish hours than I've done in the prior month. Some interesting moves coming 👀
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MUNCIE GIRLS::
[unsubstantiated claim with racist undertones]
WATCH OUT
MUNCIE GIRLS::
There is high sex trafficking in the area by the Arabs who own all of the gas stations.
Stay safe and don’t go anywhere alone, especially at night!!
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"In Ecuador, when you're driving and you see cows, do you say 'cows!' and point to them so everyone in the car looks? That's really common here."
--Brendan Bow, expert in cultural diplomacy
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if I go back for a PhD I've decided the topic of my dissertation
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Great evening with
@wfyi
and
@MatthewSocey
for the Blues House Party Celebration event! Love seeing public radio in the community. (📷
@JeffOsch
)
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while I was at work some guy parked in my nice clean parallel spot that I spent hours digging out, so I parked in his roommate's (moderately clean) spot and the last space available in front of their house
an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind, but i will not be transgressed
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Follow and support
@JeannineLeeLake
running in IN-06! Jeannine is fighting for prosperity & health, our civil rights & civil liberties, and our security.
#NDLB2020
#GivingTuesday
#DemCast
#DemCastIN
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Do317 provides an invaluable service to Indianapolis. I use them whenever I need plans and have even won tickets from them before!
I donated and so should you 👇👇
Hey y’all,
Aaron here — I’m the general manager at Do317. For us to make it through these next few months, we need your help.
Thread 👇
(tl;dr - you can donate here: )
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Early voted today and decided I needed to make some additions to the window!
@PPact
@TheDestinyWells
@votezenai
@tommcdermottjr
@INStonewall
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My followers when I post my ass on my public stories and my cooking on my private story:
Y’all close friends be confusing af, like who not allowed to see you grilling chicken 🤦🏾♂️
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