Phil Lindsay
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Seen that video of Boris Johnson dancing with the light saber lady too many times now 🙈 And by too many times I mean once.
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@NoContextBrits Apologising to the checkout lady at the supermarket because you don’t have a loyalty card 😞.
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Watched a bit of Alien Covenant last night. WTF did the crew decide to explore the alien planet wearing less protective gear than me in my local Aldi?. 😷.
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Just off to Lidl. BRB! 👾.
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Met Office warning - there’s a high chance of lots of tweets about snow this afternoon ⚠️.
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Man City planning a £135m bid for Cristiano Ronaldo - http://tinyurl.com/57unbz - oh, for goodness sake. .
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@daraobriain must’ve left it in a bar last night as he wasn’t wearing it on This Morning earlier 🤔.
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I've got a friendly client who's looking for some help with Wordpress and e-commerce integration (PayPoint). Anyone here able to help?.
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Might give this a go at Fenham Soccerworld next week 🤯.
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I reckon marketing scheduled the meeting to decide on a name for these at 5:30pm on a Friday.
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Love this - @meandalan re-imagined the @hanwelltownfc crest with a subtle nod to the castle keep in Newcastle👌Up The Geordies!! ⚫️⚪️.
Being @nufc fans and having recently discovered @hanwelltownfc on Twitter, a football team based in West London founded by Newcastle fans, we decided to set a personal project to re-design their crest.
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Remember these Flash sites back in the day?. Totally impractical but we all thought they were the mutts nuts 🤓.
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Ant Middleton has tested positive for being a monumental twat. I used to enjoy the SAS : Who Dares Wins programmes too. Ah well. .
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There’s a lot of really judgemental people about these days - you can tell by just looking at them.
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Gonna celebrate the football with a few #cans tonight from the kids Fathers Day pressie @TheBeerHawk 🙌
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Never knew this trick - good to know 🤓.
TIL: You can submit a form with a button located outside of it with a "form" attribute 🙌
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Great finish, but how about the ball from Ben Arfa. 🙌.
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nanoJS is pretty sweet - way less overhead than jQuery if you’re just doing DOM manipulation 👌 #javascript #webdev.
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@Beryllium9 @tomscott Absolutely - even if the idea has been done before and failed, it might not mean the idea itself was bad - just the execution of the idea.
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Just found out today the divide symbol is a fraction with dots instead of numbers
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Dark day for football today when a West Brom player is taunted by fans over the death of his baby son and a Dunfermline player is mocked for having lost an eye as a kid 😞.
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Refreshing page wondering why CSS edits are not working, then realising build tool watch command isn't running 🙄
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8 new levels available in Monument Valley and 8 new Mario Kart 8 tracks released today (Mute City!) - productivity just took a nose-dive….
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Amazing how many drivers think lockdown and quiet roads also mean speed restrictions are no longer in place too.
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1. Lust.2. Gluttony.3. Greed.4. Sloth.5. Wrath.6. Envy.7. Pride.8. Resizing the browser window onload.
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CoasterCMS looks promising (@coastercms) - #Laravel-based CMS for developers. Potential alternative to @PyroCMS ?….
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Great news getting Bruno sighed up but why did they get the Catchphrase animator to knock up the video 😀.
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Last time I watched Newcastle play Man Utd in a cup final I started on the bev at 10am and don’t remember a thing about the game… 🤪.
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@NUFCThreatLevel decent player who could’ve done a job in the Championship, but too injury prone. Doesn’t deserve any abuse though.
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Surely City can't spend £200m+ on Grealish and Kane this summer without breaking FFP rules?. 🤷♂️.
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The only correct response if your wife asks if you can remember them weighing more than they do just now is to run away.
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Woah, impressive how easy it is to setup SSL certs on @digitalocean droplets with @letsencrypt - all sorted in ~10mins 🔥🔒.
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The One Show is crazy - Jermaine Jenas just cut off a conversation between Nicole Kidman, Zöe Saldana, David Tennant & Michael Sheen to run a VT about the various Yorkshire dialects… 🤯.
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First game of five-a-side tonight in 3 months - gonna be knacked in the morning! 😁.
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The big lad 20 seconds in who turns into Messi is amazing 😂.
Just a few of highlights of this season I've caught on camera accompanied by brilliant local band @TheCheapThrills . Please 'Retweet' and 'Follow' so even more people can share in the amazing quality of grassroots footy in Liverpool next season. Cheers!
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In bits after first game of 5-a-side in a month 🥴 Reckon I’ll need a crane to get me out of bed in the morning. .
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Been teaching my 14 year old son some web design recently. Told me today he’d shown his mates how to ‘deface’ the school website by using the web developer tools in Chrome. So proud 🤗.
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Amazing player he undoubtedly he is, but Ronaldo came across as a right bellend after the game last night 👎
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Good point! Maybe Siri can do something similar? “Amazon Echo Is Turning My Kid Into an Asshole.” by @hunterwalk
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@BeardedGenius @hummel1923 @johnmerro1 @Everton Had the Le Coq Sportif one as a kid - not many of them knocking about the streets of Edinburgh in the late 80s.
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