#giantselfie #lovebelfast

good, yes, now just try and guess why a black woman might be descended from a slaveowner, just stretch your mind to the very limits and try and make an educated fucking guess

Most satisfying bit of trivia of the night: The 326th seat to be declared for Labour, confirming an absolute majority, was Jacob Rees-Mogg’s loss. #GE24

#GeneralElection2024

My first attempt at making beef wellington.

John Oliver is my new hero. No notes.

Ooooh, that’ll look fab!

Yay it’s almost pool season! https://t.co/A9XAXIcpvc

And Fern Gully is starting to look absolutely spectacular. https://t.co/QfhNkEinX2

The first flower of the year on the bush that will not die. https://t.co/LWvBYyC6ho

I hope she grabs his ankles on the way down the glass cliff.

For #InternationalWomensDay a portrait of me taken by my Dad, wearing my middle-aged woman’s coat of invisibility in a Somerset field. Wearing this parka (which, aside from costume is the most expensive item of clothing I've owned) I’ve been patronised in hospitals, left...

Please teach your up and coming people leaders that there is no document, official statement, policy, or runbook that can replace doing the work of talking through it with people. You don't need Stack Overflow, you need a coffee run.

Back with #NotMyFloof 🧡🤍🧡 https://t.co/4umON8lcsr

AND THEY HAVE POCKETS! Oh her face! 🥹🥹🥹

I don’t think y’all understand, this is a ministry.

Do children need to be made to stick at things they hate so that they learn that life isn't all about doing what they prefer? Are we setting them up to fail if we allow them to quit? Here are four reasons why not. 1/

FS: is twitter really paywalling api access? BILL: what!? how will I get my snacks? FS: hmmm… maybe… (retweet to send noms https://t.co/bCx4zPeNUf) ED: Feb 9