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Loving up @apousson . Occasionally tweeting about tech and design. @PackedWith & @AListerSummit for #AnneLister research nerdiness. — livlab @ {other place}.xyz

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10 years
Protip: Don't confuse how valuable you are with how valued you are.
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8 years
TIL after 99 tabs open, the counter on Chrome on Android just laughs at you.
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5 years
It's #FreeComicBookDay ! Go visit your local stores. "But I never read comic books/it's not for me" Well, this is the perfect day then! Nobody will judge you, you can grab free samples and try out some things. Do it!
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10 years
USA: Where people freak out about Ebola but don't vaccinate their children.
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6 years
Don't @ me
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5 years
Can everyone please just read these so we can move on with our lives into more sophisticated conversations
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5 years
So, you know how I think Jira is mediocre and fails at some super basic stuff? Here's how I work around that bullshit: I made my own hack UI for sprint planning and management. It contains literally everything Jira could easily do.
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5 years
I don't want your EMAIL PREFERENCES CENTER, I want to UNSUBSCRIBE.
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6 years
WHAT? HOW? WHAAAA This is wild. Watch the video at the end of the article. Then read the article.
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3 years
I have tried to read the Google Digital Ad Antitrust doc multiple times and have had to stop every time because I am so livid.
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5 years
If you don't go to comic book stores you may expect certain things. Today, forget it! It's like walking into any book store, except there's a table with special issue comics free for the taking. A way for you to sample topics and find new comics. Do it! #FreeComicBookDay
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3 years
A screw it, let's do it: TL,DR: AMP format doesn't support JavaScript in the way you can use it on regular web pages. This prevents publishers from using header bidding with AMP (limits how many ad exchanges one can connect to @ a time, making it less desirable/useful; see doc)
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5 years
People say "take your kids!" Do, but also, take your parents! I bet they have not read a comic in a long time. Or your spouse! Or your brother or sister. Do it! But also, go alone! It's a nice treat to yourself. #FreeComicBookDay
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6 years
I think people who state "you are the diversity hire" to any colleague should be fired on the spot. Fuck that asshole. #srcconwork
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9 years
Making metaphors for myself so git can make sense in my brain. http://t.co/QslwrpGEqt
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6 years
Pinterest has ruined Google search results.
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6 years
Don't be the Elon-Musk-with-a-submarine of your product team.
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5 years
Design systems
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4 years
18 years.
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8 years
It is July 29, 2002 and I'm on a bus from Sao Paulo to Rio de Janeiro on my way to meet @apousson in person for the first time.
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4 years
"Mom can I have a saw?" omfg this is going to be a long ride parents.
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4 years
👋
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5 years
Hey people who make forms, - Parent 1 - Parent 2 Done. It's not confusing or obscure or case-specific. It works for every scenario, including 1 parent or no parents.
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3 years
Twitter banning his account is not unlike the fools resigning now. It's just plausible deniability, not "the right thing to do". Regardless, deplataforming works.
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7 years
"If you are a designer you naturally care about diversity and inclusion.” This is absolutely not my experience of many designers #DesignX
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4 years
Well done @AirCanada carrying #GentlemanJack , the absolute best way to spend 10 hours on a plane. 🎩
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6 years
Filled out school applications for my kid and for the first time ever, every form I came across said Parent/Guardian 1 and Parent/Guardian 2!
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6 years
👋 fam! It’s time for our Friday night chat. What’s one thing that made you smile or feel happy this past week? It can be ANYTHING big or small. Tweet us. We will be here retweeting all night. Let’s spread the ❤️!
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6 years
Morning routine - Wake up - Pee - Accept new Terms of Service and Privacy Policy - Coffee
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Lívia Labate
5 years
It is the year two thousand nineteen.
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6 years
Took me ages to get the Women of NASA Lego set (continuously sold out). I casually left it on the table last night. @tinyLIpsum just woke me up *extremely* excited like the most miraculous thing happened. 💛🔭
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Lívia Labate
4 years
You can see what moving to Brazil does to his work. Paisagem Brasileira, 1925
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Lívia Labate
3 years
It truly does not matter that women outperform men on these metrics. This is because men are generally evaluated on subjective potential, not on accomplishment. It is pointless to continue proving men and women are equality capable when the problem is misogyny.
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It’s probable that female leaders are far more competent than they think they are — while male leaders are less competent than they assume they are. #IWD2021
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5 years
Five-minute cardboard craft so that @tinyLIpsum had a prop to binge watch #SheRa with.
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At first, I thought she was hugging a dog and a snake and though "wow, bold".
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Happy #NationalPumpkinDay from our favorite pumpkin pup. 🎃
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3 years
Why not just stick to web standards and build meat and potatoes web pages that can work with whatever ad exchange you need? Because Google can also simultaneously exert pressure onto publishers to use AMP to increase likelihood of search ranking performance.
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3 years
You don't need to know about their intentional wrongdoing to grasp how damaging to the principles of the open web AMP is. However, as you read this and understand how AMP enables their scheme, it becomes very clear why they have gone about it this way.
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2 years
Well, this is the day. My child asked me to explain how Google Sheets works so she can make a data table and charts for the classes she teaches her dolls. She got it right away and went for conditional formatting immediately like her mama. I'm giddy.
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Lívia Labate
6 years
I am delighted to share that I am joining @VoxMediaInc on @VoxProduct 's extremely talented @Chorus team. 🚀 I will be product managing this impressive platform (btw wow: ) along with a team I stan hard for (I have no chill, they are really that good). 💪🏼
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Lívia Labate
6 years
What GDPR shows us is what women have been saying all along: you don't understand how consent works.
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6 years
Why your project is not on time: Workload Capacity = (Effort x Skill) / Time Available Humans: - bad at estimating the first - over-promise on the second - think the last one is fixed
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4 years
Half of the population doesn't understand what it is like for the competent person to be passed over for the person thought to be the rightful one. Half of the population does.
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5 years
I don't understand why the narwal clears all.
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Lívia Labate
4 years
Today I am delighted to introduce Anne Lister's Sex Guide. @skgway compiled extensive diary references and analysis into a concise primer for understanding #AnneLister ’s sexual practices and language across time and relationships. #GentlemanJack
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7 years
Today is our traditional bi-annual renewal of vows ceremony: @apousson and I attempt put the divorcerator together and stay married.
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6 years
"Don’t burn yourself for fuel." — @wilto 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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1 year
Twitter may end, but mocking Elon is forever.
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Lívia Labate
5 years
@Nicole_Cliffe 1. When two lesbians stare at each other from across the room and nobody makes a move. 2. When two lesbians accidentally brush up against each other and touch skin to skin. 3. 69 P.S.: I don't understand baseball.
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4 years
Wow found a whole bag of lesbian catnip.
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5 years
I just challenged the @VoxProduct team to read a section of the WCAG (Web Content Accessibility Guidelines ) and to share a TIL with me every week day starting on Monday 4/29 and ending on May 16, Global Accessibility Awareness Day:
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7 years
I am really (annoyed and) concerned that prominent product design teams in large companies with a lot of visibility are doing a huge...
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4 years
I am proud of what this kid has done so far. Happy 40th to me.
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Lívia Labate
3 years
I've been on the Internet since 1998 and met most people I know this way. I continue to be surprised by how resistant people are to calling others friends just because they have not met in person. We are not our meat sacs.
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6 years
This is how I start planning a workshop.
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5 years
It is difficult to talk to people about the difference between the conceptual structure of something and how that structure is represented in pixels. People are capable of both conversations but struggle to have a conversation that holds both things in parallel.
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5 years
@amyhoy @hels Whenever I see this kind of stuff I feel bad for the poor fucking children who are being raised by this asshole.
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5 years
Mom, this song is beautiful. Who is this? The singer is Cindy Lauper, the song is called True Colors. Can I listen to it again? Yes. *listens again* Can I listen to it again? Yes. *listens again* Mom, we are beautiful like the rainbow.
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5 years
Happy #Pride
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4 years
I move in 4 weeks and the only thing in our entire home that is packed is one Lego set.
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5 years
Fully plan to spend the next three days celebrating the 17 years I have spent with this delightful human being.
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4 years
Hell if I'm waiting for an excuse! #GentlemanJack #AnneLister
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6 years
"Mom, let's match today."
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6 years
Machines are dumb and only do what we tell them to do so every breach, offense and transgression is either a design flaw or intentional bad faith choice.
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What‘s something that seems obvious within your profession, but the general public seems to misunderstand?
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"Yeah, I did it! Wow, that was heavy, and warm, and hard to take care of things. Imagine what it is like doing that in space." Yeah. Imagine.
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10 years ago today. Thank you @apousson for keeping on choosing me. 💜
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@AskAManager He is leaving his new partner at a moments notice AGAIN. He quit on the spot, obvs not considering this new partner. NOTHING LEARNED HERE.
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4 years
I just got a bouquet of flowers AND a bouquet of ramps which is next level in my book, so I guess I have to remarry her or something?
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Lívia Labate
3 years
The fact that one dumbass can make a completely false claim based on their fantasy of the world and the onus of proof relies on the institutions who are overburdened and charged with solving real problems is a real failure of the entire social system.
@APFactCheck
AP Fact Check
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An online claim that Pfizer admits vaccinated people can "shed" the COVID-19 vaccine to unvaccinated people is false. COVID-19 vaccines cannot spread between people. Posts making that claim are misrepresenting language in a protocol document.
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6 years
@Nicole_Cliffe From the mall bathroom: "MOM, I NEED HELP CLEANING MY VULVA" Yay for accuracy.
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Lívia Labate
4 years
You really don't need to be in healthcare to understand this; any person in tech knows if you don't test you have less bugs. BECAUSE YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF AND IGNORING THE REALITY THAT A BUG EXISTS REGARDLESS OF IT BEING TRACKED. #COVID19
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Lívia Labate
4 years
New forever status #annelister #gentlemanjack 🎩⚔️
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5 years
Why do we fear complexity? When you tell me something is complex I hear "it's going to take longer for me to explain and longer for you to understand than you might have previously anticipated". Which, fine? What's TBD?
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Lívia Labate
3 years
This way Google can make itself indispensable in your ad buying workflow, creating the conditions for more nefarious practices to up their fee-based racket (won't get into that, not my wheelhouse)  But why can't people just walk away? Why not leave AMP behind?
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6 years
It annoys me disproportionately that the future-facing receptacle of ideas and concepts for a product team is called a Backlog, the most past-oriented burden-filled stale sounding word there is.
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6 years
Minimum Viable Foresight
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5 years
I wish journalism in general would take a note from @autostraddle on writing headlines that really speak to your core audience.
@autostraddle
Autostraddle
5 years
Nancy Meyers but Make It Gay: Wearing a Chunky Beach Sweater When Your Life Is Falling Apart (Words by @KaylaKumari // Photos by @megjoneswall )
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5 years
ZOMG. People. This is very exciting! Are you a 🔘 full-stack engineer? 🔘 product designer? 🔘 engineering manager? We suddenly have MULTIPLE open positions on our team.
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Lívia Labate
5 years
We have been together for 6000 days today.
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Lívia Labate
5 years
It's my birthday! If you would like to celebrate me, please take this time and learn about *butch women* What?! What is there to learn? Not a lot really, but you’d be surprised at how many people misunderstand that for other things resulting in wildly terrible conclusions.
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Lívia Labate
4 years
Nicely done.
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6 years
My best wishes to all others feeling completely disgusted and stressed by the fascist state while having to go to work and do a job.
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Lívia Labate
6 years
Picked up @tinyLIpsum at Science Camp: Mom, can you carry me home? No, it's 10 blocks away. Please. I'm so tired. It's hard to not nap. Oh, I hear you. Growing up is hard. And I start kindergarten in the fall and you won't carry me anymore... 😱 Reader, I carried her 10 blocks.
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Lívia Labate
8 years
How can a downloadable software be out of stock from an e-commerce site? What does that even mean?
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Lívia Labate
3 years
How? First by making search ranking AMP-preferred. That's an obvious walled garden so need to make that palatable: state this is about page performance and that AMP is higher performing than any regular web page.
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8 years
5/5 - I've never felt this comfortable with JS & for that I recommend it. You can get it now from @abookapart :
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Lívia Labate
3 years
Cake for breakfast!
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Lívia Labate
6 years
Kid won her kindergarten's award for Effort this month and the school had a celebratory award breakfast this morning. She was elated. Also "Mom, I can't believe we are eating at the library, that is so naughty!"
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5 years
I have this Netflix show "The 2000s" playing in the background and almost got whiplash from the double take I did from seeing @karaswisher talking about AOL/Time Warner merger.
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4 years
*record scratch* Yeah, this is me. You may be wondering how I got to rescue a baby hawk right as I was starting my work day.
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2 years
A beautiful morning to walk my chupacabra.
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Lívia Labate
5 years
And we're off!
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6 years
🚨 🚨 🚨 ATTENTION NERDS 🚨 🚨 🚨 I'm buying @abookapart books for any student, unemployed professional or any others who need them, to help up the @RAICESTEXAS contribution.
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A Book Apart
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To help reunite detained immigrant parents and children, we’re donating 25% of all profits today and tomorrow (June 19 & 20) to RAICES. We hope you’ll support and join us. #FamiliesBelongTogether ❤️
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2 years
😭😭😭😭😭
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Lívia Labate
4 years
Added some seasonal decor to the back deck.
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Lívia Labate
6 years
I want a straight up Lena Horne bio movie with @JanelleMonae .
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Lívia Labate
3 years
I'm not going to wait until summer for my 2021 drinks thread. Time is an illusion anyway. Here's some beer. It's good. From Duclaw Brewing Co. in Baltimore. #idrankthis
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Lívia Labate
2 years
how it started how it's going
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Lívia Labate
3 years
This is wild.
@splattne
Stefan Plattner 💙✌
3 years
In 1930 the Indiana Bell building was rotated 90°. Over a month, the structure was moved 15 inch/hr, all while 600 employees still worked there. There was no interruption to gas, heat, electricity, water, sewage, or the telephone service they provided. No one inside felt it move.
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Lívia Labate
5 years
Just got a message from family WhatsApp in Brazil defining Brexit as a verb: "When you say goodbye to everyone at the party but continue to hang out". lolsob
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Lívia Labate
4 years
The kid is enamored with this tree since we moved and wants to lay under it and hang out for a few minutes every day. I honestly don't care that she is late to school. Enjoy your tree @tinyLIpsum .
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