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Twitch streamer mostly playing Minecraft, horror and retro games! Unhinged yet wholesome vibes ✨

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Hi, I’m Phoenix! Minecraft is the main love of my life, but I also play GTA: Vice City, indie and horror games! I stream every Monday, Wednesday and Friday between 8 - 11pm (UK) ✨ Twitch: YouTube: TikTok:
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@dtk_starz What brain do I have if I see Winnie the Pooh
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@macaiyla The plot thickens 😂
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@co7stheman I bet that George, Dream and Wilbur are currently meeting up for a threesome since nobody else would come near them if they were the last men on earth.
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@SarahEggers_ @robocopera You’re right, you do talk too much
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@Echoisweird I just refer to myself as a ‘slutty asexual’ 😂
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@_lizharvey Another anti-nausea hack that I discovered is to hold your wrist under running water! Also rub headsoothe onto your forehead and place something cold on your belly. I get severe nausea to the point where I pass out, so thanks for the tip!
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@juliethardt Taking ‘grow some balls’ a bit too literally
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@halomancer1 What if a guy’s preferred cup size on a woman is actually the same as their genetically encoded cup size and they’re just subconsciously living vicariously through the girls they date 😂
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@NoContextHumans This looks familiar…
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@ImAllexx @dreamwastaken What are you saying, Minecraft is life 😂😛
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@cadavruwu Are those tattoos of babies all over his arm? 👀
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@waltermasterson Which would you choose?
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@machina_soul @dyingscribe Vegans can’t give blowjobs now?
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@WholesomeMeme I found this guy in Minecraft
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@JakeSucky Lil bro could literally retire and be replaced by an AI bot, and I bet nobody would even notice 😂
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@OliviazBored Ludwig always reminds me of Rocky from Chicken Run 😂
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@NoContextHumans Only 5 calories 👀
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@CanYouPetTheDog I AM DROPPING EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW TO PLAY THIS GAME
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@Echoisweird This gained a bit more traction than I expected, so I want to help clear a few things up. First of all, asexuality is the ‘lack of sexual attraction’. Some ace people are sex-repulsed and celibate, whereas others still have sex but for other reasons (to please their partner etc).
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@totallynotashtv Guys on Twitter who reply to every girl with ‘we’re not going to buy your onlyfans’ are the exact kind of guys who WOULD in fact subscribe to loads of girls on onlyfans for the simple reason that no woman in real life would willingly touch them if they were the last man on earth.
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@dyingscribe I’ve had my fair share of exes, which is why some people were a bit confused when I ‘came out’ as asexual about two years ago. So I came up with the ‘slutty asexual’ thing as a joke to justify why I’d slept with people (even though I never enjoyed it). It’s not that serious 😂
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@esjesjesj If Anyma suddenly dies under mysterious circumstances, I think we can all safely assume Elon will be the main suspect.
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@ayeejuju It’s giving ‘edgy scene kid’ vibes
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@Memeulous Can we get John Pork to play a piglin?
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@A1Wolvesfan @Dexerto That’s because they never leave the house (I can say this as an xQc viewer myself)
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@Echoisweird And many ace people are not ‘aromantic’ - meaning that they still desire a romantic relationship, but aren’t interested in sex (however they may still choose to have sex in order to feel close to their partner or for procreation purposes etc).
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@archer_uwu Nahh it teaches us that you can’t take things with you when you die, so don’t get attached to material things I guess
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@Serfdumb92 @dyingscribe I don’t feel sexual attraction towards anyone, which is literally what asexuality is. Some people are asexual but still have sex for other reasons.
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@ShitpostGate We don’t kink shame over here 😂
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@xQcChatMessages At this point we desperately need Forsen to beat lil bro’s speedrun record so he can get back on the Minecraft grind and avoid the drama.
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@xQcChatMessages Found footage of Adept coming for that 50%
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@ShouldHaveCat My takeaway from this entire thread is that my cats are thick 😂
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@xQc Can I have your giraffe please big man?
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@s8n Well according to the bible, christians should never use the lord’s name in vain, so atheists are actually the only people who are allowed to moan ‘oh god’ during sex.
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@Echoisweird I’ve had my fair share of exes, which is why some people were confused when I came out as asexual. That’s where the term ‘slutty asexual’ came from - it’s just a jokey term I use to justify why I’ve had sex in the past. I would never mean to downplay the plight of ‘real sluts’.
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@xQcChatMessages Adept reading this right now:
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@xQcChatMessages It’s like with any workplace environment - there’s a time and a place for friendly banter but some of these donos have been flat-out unhinged (in a bad way). In any other job he’d obviously have every right to complain, but he isn’t any less human just because he gets paid more.
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@fasc1nate I should call him
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@ShouldHaveCat Leave him alone, he’s trying his best
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@fesshole I take Pregabalin for moderate - severe chronic pain. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’ll most likely be on painkillers until the day I die, because I can’t even get out of bed normally. It’s disheartening to be labelled an addict when I’m just trying my best to survive.
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The only way that things could possibly get worse for xQc right now is if Forsen finally beat his Minecraft speedrun record.
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@chaesoberrie Me considering selling feet pics due to the cost of living crisis
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@fesshole Now THIS is a fess
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@Dexerto We love to see it
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@xQcReviews Ain’t no way she’s winning the court case now 😂
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@Dexerto They’re enjoying that a bit too much 😂
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@Rainmaker1973 That is a Pokémon
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@PicturesFoIder Anything by The Smiths
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@anon_opin As someone who actively despised PE at school, this is by far the most triggering submission I’ve ever read 😂
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@nana_illust Maturity is realising that Velma was way hotter than Daphne
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@CryptiKAcon @cadavruwu Are those tattoos of babies all over Drake’s arm? 👀
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@anon_opin Never heard the Conservative party being referred to as ‘alcohol’ before.
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@ItsEmilyKaty Yep, I only recently got diagnosed with autism, but I was tested for pretty much every mental illness imaginable when I was little because of my meltdowns 😢 I spent so much time being terrified and confused about what was going on with me, when really I needed support.
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@Dexerto The resemblance is uncanny.
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@Memeulous Hey big man, have you seen this amazing drip? 🔥
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@map2photo @NoContextHumans Well I guess ‘full fat cock’ would be 25 calories, and ‘diet cock’ would only be 5 😂
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@darkandwrong @fesshole And that’s coming from Fred West
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@pipvinyl But Neopets still reigns supreme
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@RespectfulMemes She’s clearly the final boss
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@Garfield Ain’t no way this has been the same cat since the 70s. We’ve all been bamboozled.
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@HappyMantShrimp @Serfdumb92 @dyingscribe Nope 😂 I always assumed/hoped that it was because I was with the wrong person. But after a while, you realise that you just aren’t interested in sex.
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@luvbunie If Jack Harlow and Shane Dawson had a baby
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@theadammcintyre Mick Hucknall’s done alright for himself here, hasn’t he 😂
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@RedHotBlaziken @dyingscribe I’m a millennial 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@xQcChatMessages Wait, xQc might be coming to the UK?! I’m trying so hard not to get parasocial right now 😂
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@NostalgiaFolder I designed my Twitch overlays based on MSN 😂
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@PicturesFoIder I used to do wedding videography - working from 6am to past midnight, on your feet all day carrying heavy camera equipment with hardly any breaks, the bride usually treats you like shit, and if you’re lucky they’ll have some food left over which you eat in a room alone.
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@JediNabber She truly has lived a thousand lifetimes
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@mystic_kittenn The same thing happened to me on Twitch! I had to stop streaming for about 11 months because I had a stalker who was watching every single one of my streams and monitoring everything I did online. I know it’s hard, but don’t let him ruin something that makes you happy 😢
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@jenny2x4 The female joker
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@DramaAlert For a minute there, she was technically the biggest streamer in the world
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@xQc @CorinnaKopf The rizzmaster strikes again
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@xQcReviews Nahhh this was a violation 😂
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@Minecraft The real crime being committed here is using birch wood
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@ShitpostGate Jeffrey Dahmer vibes
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@yunggravy Idk, does your Mum have a Mojang account?
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@fesshole This is literally what happened to me 😂 my Dad spelt my original name wrong on my birth certificate and lied to me about it throughout my entire childhood 😢 I finally changed my name by deed poll about 10 years ago and it was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.
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@BeyondtheBrick Lego’s cool, but I don’t know if I could bring myself to spend hundreds on something that will take a few hours to build, but then sit on a shelf collecting dust forever. £300 for me is a month’s worth of groceries. I refuse to part with my old Lego from when I was little though!
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@dreagg As a streamer, I personally think it’s better to disable pre-roll ads. How many people are willing to click on your stream for the first time and wait through 3 minutes of ads, without even knowing if they like your content?
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You’re not a small streamer, you just haven’t been discovered yet.
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@yunggravy (I’m sorry that was very disrespectful, I do apologise)
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@xQcReviews I really hope he reacts to this next time he goes live 😂
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@ShitpostGate I didn’t expect this to get people riled up, but basically ‘foot fetishism’ has become somewhat of a meme on my Twitch channel (don’t ask how this started because I have no idea) 😂 I don’t have ‘simps’ or an OnlyFans. Though I do have a very warped sense of humour 😛
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@ImAllexx @dreamwastaken People in these replies really don’t understand sarcasm, do they 😂
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@SaintQ92 If you’re open about being asexual, I find it helps to prevent unwanted sexual attention (and saves a lot of potentially awkward situations). I ‘came out’ about a year ago so it’s still pretty new to me, but it’s nice to find a community of people who understand 😊
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@GoodReddit This is what happens when you mess with the blue waffle
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Hi, I’m Phoenix! Minecraft is the main love of my life, but I’m also currently streaming GTA: Vice City, Sims 4 and horror games! I stream every Monday, Wednesday and Friday between 8pm - 11pm (GMT). We’re building a lovely little community and everyone’s welcome to join us 🥰
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@Gekikawa_Dbts @UltraAzura Patrick Star’s got me acting up 👀
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@WomenPostingLs If a woman isn't a virgin, she's 'damaged goods', yet if a guy sleeps with 100 girls he's somehow a 'legend' to other men? But if a woman doesn't want to have sex with a guy, more often than not he'll handle the rejection VERY badly. Women can't win.
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@sapharic The exact same thing happened to me. A creepy guy from Twitch matched up the view from my bedroom window to Google maps and pinpointed my exact address. I’ve since gone through my socials and deleted all of the pictures showing even a glimpse of the outside of my house/street.
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Don’t mind me, I’m just a gamer girl who’s come to steal your views ✨
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@xQcChatMessages And $100 million into $50 million 😂
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@ejtayloruk I normally stay quiet about this but your post resonated with me. When I was 12 I was sexually assaulted by my dad’s best friend. I told my parents what happened, but my dad remained best friends with this guy for 10+ years afterwards. I have PTSD because of it and don’t talk to
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