You can find me on the socials as PFTompkins. I’ll start posting more at paul f tompkins dot com and you can see a live dates page there as well. I’ll eventually get a Twitch channel up & running. Maybe a TikTok? No promises. Good luck everyone! See you around!.

A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.

RT @jaythechou: I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662

RT @beaurosser: All I want in this life is this show. @Kulap 🤙🏻

RT @vinn_ayy: I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps.

RT @vinn_ayy: Spirit after the Southwest cancellations

Great to see @joshgondelman in NYC! We haven’t been in the same room since a Doug Loves Movies about 5 years ago or so

RT @ThrillingAdv: It’s your last weekend to stream the live show! Available until 1/2: Starring @PFTompkins @pagetp….

RT @saint_audrey: this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered

RT @ComedyBangBang: Uh oh, did we go viral again?

Okay a few days left before the end of the year, let’s try to nail it down: what is the greatest song of all time? We will categorize every single song from ALL genres until there’s a winner, declared at midnight on Jan 1 2023. First two:.

RT @BrentSpiner: I can’t believe George Santos said he played Data.

RT @AJpart2EW: Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹

RT @AccidentalP: A classic #AccidentalPartridge

RT @brooklynvegan: Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACN….

RT @sus_admin: the good people at Samsung truly have lived in a house and used a fridge before

RT @FrancesMFDanger: Today is the 160th anniversary of the largest mass execution in u.s. history, carried out on the orders of The Great E….

It was great to be on stage with @aimeemann again at the Wilbur Theater! Hey, if anyone was at the show and has any information about the… event that happened in the middle of the show, maybe let us know? Joke answers will, of course, be endured but not enjoyed.