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Paul F. Tompkins

@PFTompkins

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TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle

HOLLYWOOD, U.S.A.
Joined November 2008
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@PFTompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
3 years
You can find me on the socials as PFTompkins. I’ll start posting more at paul f tompkins dot com and you can see a live dates page there as well. I’ll eventually get a Twitch channel up & running. Maybe a TikTok? No promises. Good luck everyone! See you around!
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@PFTompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
3 years
A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.
@nytimes
The New York Times
3 years
Breaking News: Benedict XVI, the pope emeritus, died at 95. A traditionalist, he shocked the Roman Catholic world when he resigned in 2013.
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@jaythechou
Jaythechou
3 years
I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662
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@beaurosser
Beau Baxter Rosser 🔛 beaurosser.bsky.social
3 years
All I want in this life is this show. @Kulap 🤙🏻
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@vinn_ayy
Vinny Thomas
3 years
I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps
@JuliaHB1
Julia Hartley-Brewer
3 years
I'd choose Andrew Tate's life *every single time* over the life of a half-educated, doom-mongering eco-cultist. And the only car I own is a diesel Tiguan. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 1/2
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Vinny Thomas
3 years
Spirit after the Southwest cancellations
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@PFTompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
3 years
Great to see @joshgondelman in NYC! We haven’t been in the same room since a Doug Loves Movies about 5 years ago or so
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@saint_audrey
audrey
3 years
this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered
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@ComedyBangBang
Comedy Bang Bang
3 years
Uh oh, did we go viral again?
@ComedyBangBang
Comedy Bang Bang
3 years
Comedy Bang! Bang! Best Ofs #Birdman
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@PFTompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
3 years
Okay a few days left before the end of the year, let’s try to nail it down: what is the greatest song of all time? We will categorize every single song from ALL genres until there’s a winner, declared at midnight on Jan 1 2023. First two:
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@BrentSpiner
Brent Spiner
3 years
I can’t believe George Santos said he played Data.
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@AJpart2EW
Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil
3 years
Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹
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@AccidentalP
Accidental Partridge
3 years
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@brooklynvegan
BrooklynVegan
3 years
Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to @CityWineryNYC this week for some holiday cheer with @aimeemann and guests @ACNewman, @PFTompkins, @nellie_mckay & more https://t.co/KAiILAASG1
@tedleo
Continuity Ted Leo Account 🍉
3 years
Folks, it is with the heaviest of hearts that I have to announce that, due to illness, I will not be appearing in this year’s Christmas shows with @aimeemann. Aimee, band, and guests WILL be performing, though.
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james
3 years
the good people at Samsung truly have lived in a house and used a fridge before
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@FrancesMFDanger
Frances *Deadly SoverAuntie* Danger
3 years
Today is the 160th anniversary of the largest mass execution in u.s. history, carried out on the orders of The Great Emancipator, abraham lincoln.
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@PFTompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
3 years
It was great to be on stage with @aimeemann again at the Wilbur Theater! Hey, if anyone was at the show and has any information about the… event that happened in the middle of the show, maybe let us know? Joke answers will, of course, be endured but not enjoyed.
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