heading to my airport gate after it changed for the fourth time

why is Mineral Wells, Texas lowkey giving she’s so crazzzzzzzy!

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fundamentally the right doesn’t care about “free speech” or “comedy”. the right cares about the ability to make disparaging comments about marginalized people without consequence as a way to assert superiority.

found out Kirk died because my teenage cousin was so moved he posted his first instagram story ever to say “Eternal Rest Grant unto Him O Lord” bout him… aw man

my southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife & then I go see wicked the musical

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went absolutely nuclear viral today (5 people saved my Spotify playlist)

Caroline by Aminé summer was the last time we were united as a country

30 Rock joke predicting the premise of Oh, Mary - what fun!

(Drafting will) To Bradley, my precious son, I leave my most precious homunculus. And to Bradely, my wretched son, I leave my most wretched homunculus.

Something that stuck with me watching endless hours of Bill O'Neil speaking about charts, he often said something to the effect "When a stock is up 5 or more weeks in a row, It is telling you it wants to go a lot higher". $GEV up 9 weeks in a row before its flat base. Chart via

I keep inviting my dates to hang out with me and my friends. maybe I just want to hang out with my friends. those guys rock

i only threw this nathan 4 u

slowly but surely seeing every cast member of Severance at a NY Liberty game

the way you can tell if the em dash is a product of chat gpt is if it is used incorrectly

watched Pulp Fiction with my girls last night and kept interrupting them to be like “wait guys COME ON pay attention to this part”…man, if you don’t die a hero, you live long enough to become the bad boyfriend

I told a man trying to hookup it wouldn’t work because we’d both wish there were tits involved and he looked at my chest and said “oh u don’t have boobs? That’s okay, you’ve got the idea of them.” And I can’t stop thinking about it. Is this philosophy

started watching real housewives of dallas and it’s INCREDIBLE. one woman calls her friend “negative” to which the friend replies, “how could I be negative??? I used to run an inspirational blog.”

When 23-year-old Dew Siratan Sittitanyawat reached the third round of her application to become a diplomat in Thailand, she was faced with a decision: attend her in-person interview as herself or cut her hair last minute. https://t.co/Rn4YzLbkTU

Told my friend something rude someone said to me and she immediately said the most devastating comeback I’ve ever heard. Grateful to those like her who use their time at all girls high schools for good (helping me) <3

The Center in NYC held its annual dinner to recognize leaders in the LGBTQ community and present an award to Kesha. Autostraddle hit the red carpet to chat with some of the attendees! https://t.co/sr6gUdbwuW

my friend just tried to explain the term “demisexual” to me