@DeIudedShaniqwa Dude went from looking like he sells vape cartridges behind a 7-Eleven to looking like he makes homemade candles and cries after sex.

Karma.

They bring nothing to the table but debt and daddy issues.

RT @Howlingmutant0: He looks like one of those animatronic animals at children’s theme restaurants.

RT @uncledoomer: europeans at 3pm after putting in a hard days work at their $15,000 a year salaried job (they pay $100 in rent and beer co….

I just wake up every day with the enthusiasm of a houseplant in a meth lab.

I really thought Ozzy would outlive us all. The man survived bat heads, drug binges, and decades of Sharon, figured he’d bury us while mumbling incoherently and somehow still touring. Now he’s gone? Honestly feels like death just wanted an autograph 🖤🦇

It’s counter service, not Cirque du Soleil. You handed me a cup with my name spelled like a head injury, why is the iPad demanding tribute?.

RT @WallStreetMav: Our system

RT @big_business_: Hunter Biden passionately breaking down the difference between crack vs cocaine felt like Ryan Coogler talking about the….

RT @ExtremeBlitz__: when you say something in a conversation and you can physically feel that you chose the wrong dialogue option https://t….

🤣🤣🤣.

What’s the lowest you’ve ever stooped for attention? . I once cried during sex just to see if she’d hug me after.

RT @KettlebellDan: me: I’ll just read this interesting post. timeline auto refresh:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time. What's your secret.

I’ve been scrolling so long I can hear my last three brain cells arguing over which one gets to quit first.

Expecting politicians to care is like expecting your ex to Venmo you back out of principle.

RT @madrid_mike: Telling my kids this was taken at a Coldplay concert