Dan
@KettlebellDan
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I work here at 𝕏 in Data & Analytics but more importantly was recently named by Grōk as the most prominent kettlebell influencer on this entire platform.
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ok fine let’s hear it…
what’s your biggest complaint about 𝕏?
(if anything)
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A list of games I have not played:
GTA1
GTA2
GTA3
GTA4
GTA5
GTA6
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Not sure if y'all are ready for Grok /
Granted I may be biased but this was the smartest answer I've seen from an LLM yet. Not only did it figure out that I made a dumb mistake, but it made an assumption AND EXPLAINED TO ME its "reasoning"
Shout out to the amazing
@xai
team!
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After years of trying meditation on and off I conclude it is boring af
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Grok can even do self-deprecating, as all my favorite people can
And apparently you can't get rid of it even if you try
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If you don't believe absolute evil exists then splain mosquitoes
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If you aren't using Dark Mode on 𝕏 please watch this immediately:
I don't know who needs to hear this but if your 𝕏 app still looks like this⬜then you need to watch this
🎥Black Friday pro tip of the day🎥
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Grok already understands internet vitality better than Google
559Q-RXGN4-JZPP
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I'm ordering popcorn for everyone in advance. How many bags we gonna need? 🍿 🍿 🍿
@TwitterSpaces
System is being upgraded & stress-tested in advance of
@RobertKennedyJr
interview on Monday!
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@jordanbpeterson
@elonmusk
Dr. Jordan, please see banner: We're working on improvements to . In the meantime, you may see some metrics are missing. You can access your Tweet Analytics and download reports here. Thanks for your patience while we work on a new version of analytics!
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Would you vote for a candidate that wasn't willing/able to come on a Spaces?
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One time I was in my college library and the one computer there had a broken keyboard and was able to login and compose an email using only my mouse by copying and pasting letters on the screen. I still think this may have been my crowning achievement.
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it’s like it pains journalists to call it a success
look at the choice of words 🤡
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occasionally I turn on some MSM show on TV by mistake and honestly wonder how anyone could watch that obviously biased and intentionally over-sensationalized cacophony
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𝕏 life hack of the day:
(with an extra bonus at the end)
As more and more podcasts are getting added to 𝕏, it is increasingly becoming the best place to find quality podcasts amidst the all noise.
Here's now:
1. Find someone you trust in a particular field (here I chose
The AI enterprise?
I talk with Chris Wolf who runs AI at
@VMware
.
Most of the world's largest businesses run on VMware, so he has the best view of what is really going on with AI inside the world's biggest companies.
Spotify podcast link coming in an hour.
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Today I went on Link3dIn for the sole purpose of changing my company name from Twitter to 𝕏. Without asking it spammed my network with the false message that I got a "new position". To which people clicked a button that sent me the canned response "Congrats Daniel". How fake is
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whenever I see someone who announced they were leaving 𝕏 post on 𝕏 again
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Three words you never want to hear in a household with young children:
Hopefully it's chocolate
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I've worked for different companies in various industries in my career and they all had corporate-y sounding mission statements that anyone could agree with but they never really resonated with me.
"Maximum freedom of speech under the law" worldwide on the other hand is
At the risk of stating the obvious, I don’t know what’s going on with every part of this platform all the time, but our policy worldwide is to fight for maximum freedom of speech under the law.
Anyone working for X Corp who does not operate according to this principle will be
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World news unfolds on X
All other media feels 1 hour to 24 hours behind
Spaces are like Podcasts in real time
Community Notes is better than any other supposed fact checking
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People (even friends of mine who know I work at X) have told me that they want Elon and X to fail.
Honest question: Why?
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My exec summary of the
@elonmusk
-
@PeterDiamandis
Space tonight:
- err on the side of optimism
- have kids
- be truth seeking
- be curious
- be interesting (so the simulation doesn't delete us)
this is the most interesting time to be alive
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Kara Swisher told Don Lemon that she thought Elon missed a big opportunity. This doesn't make any sense to me since he doesn't need Don to platform his message (it's almost exactly the opposite way around)
Listening future she explains this a bit more though and it seems it's
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Seeing
@pulte
doing philanthropy here on Twitter inspired me today to get a water and a snack for a guy outside the store who was obviously hurting. Cost me $3 but I could tell it meant a lot more to him.
Do something good for someone today even if it feels small.
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@elonmusk
@johnkrausphotos
@SpaceX
In most corporations you can't even plan a holiday party in 3-4 weeks
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Imagine going into Twitter right now and seeing this:
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I have been a big fan of Sam Harris (even though I don't agree with many of his viewpoints)
But I think that his take on Elon/𝕏 on his recent interview with
@jordanbpeterson
was disingenuous especially when he said:
"He was so addicted to it that he felt he needed to buy the
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3 years later and this emoji Elon tweeted lives rent free in Sam’s brain…
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Tldr; the people at X are amazing.
Quick reflection as I sit on the tarmac: The people that I had the privilege of meeting in person this week in SF that I knew either from working with them over video or even just here on the platform without exception blew me away at how
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Stop going around telling people you're tired
if you want insane amounts of energy:
- don't drink coffee in the afternoon
- don't drink alcohol but especially 3 hours before bed
- get outside in the sun as early as possible and get moving
- sleep 7-8 hours
and most
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if you haven't made kids yet, you should try to, they're great
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As 𝕏 ratchets up I predict a worldwide shortage of popcorn in 2024
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sometimes I want to be able to rate community notes as hilarious
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it seems Mark really thinks he’s some sort of vigilante and the only one who ever disagrees with Elon on 𝕏
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Well you can't say X is boring
Ep. 22 Larry Sinclair says he had a night of crack cocaine-fueled sex with Barack Obama, and that Obama came back for more the next day. Assess for yourself. Here’s our interview.
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Regardless of who you want for the next president, can we agree that all the top candidates should have a voice here on Twitter?
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@stclairashley
gonna borrow "special hug" term for my next birds and bees convo with my kids
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if your 𝕏 app still looks like this⬜then you need to watch this
🎥Black Friday pro tip of the day🎥
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Did you know you can schedule posts out over 2 years in advance (via web). Go ahead and write your future self a letter for all the world to see!
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Why would the same newspapers that said Twitter was dead 6 months ago find a continued need to produce these articles?
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probably loses the election because of this
Joe Biden still refuses to acknowledge that there is a crisis at the southern border
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There is a whole cottage industry cropping up here on X telling you how to maximize engagements and make more ad rev share money. Much of it feels like voodoo.
My recommendation: just focus on providing valuable content and interacting with accounts that resonate with you.
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Is there ever a legitimate reason to use a semicolon in a tweet?
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My wife thinks eating 1/2 dozen eggs a day is a bit excessive. Who has my back here?
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Spaces on 𝕏 is pretty much a phone call that anyone in the world can listen in on from the upstairs telephone
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What I think will happen whenever I need to restart my water heater pilot light
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For every 10 likes this gets
I will ask Grok to make it meaner
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@AngelaBelcamino
43.
Childless except for my 5 kids.
Stress free mostly.
Fulfilled.
Conservative.
Zero filters except sometimes I like to use the Oppenheimer filter on my videos.
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moral of the story never trust a guy with a double popped collar
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I officially made it to my 1st anniversary of working at 𝕏 !
It's been a wild ride 🎢
Excited to see where we go at this platform In the years to come! 🚀
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grok weighs in on the decision for openai to name their latest model 4o 🤣
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Do you think it's generally better for one's career to:
(a) keep a low profile online (X and elsewhere)
or
(b) to be outspoken and share your voice openly?
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What's something that would make you engage with Communities more?
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My 4 year old son broke his popsicle stick in half, held it up to me and said: "daddy, what does this remind you of?"
I smiled, and guessed: "hmm... what... the letter X?"
Then he paused, looked me squarely in the eye and said to me:
"Daddy, this is not merely the letter X...
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