I am very sorry to anybody serious that follows me. I repost stupid shit with reckless abandon.

There is no difference between this bird and a rabid pitbull. Glad I have a shotgun to keep it under control.

@bscholl So I’m not an aeronautical engineer but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express - would there be a way to use something like that for anti-drone defense? Instead of EMPs, have several supersonic aircraft (presumably unmanned) that can target a boom to knock out drone swarms?

Lmao used that bad experience infomercial filter ..

@_7ssssX His other kids tracking him on an app like they’re tracking their UPS package (estimated time: 43 min, 9 stops before you)

Sorry for spamming these but I really hate that guy

Pizza burnt my nephew's hand. Say hello to my 12GA

why does every website UI come with a white woman now

I'm completely surrounded and I don't have a shotgun. I'm done for, guys. There's too many of them.

spoken like an adopted fatty with no parents

When the rooster attacks your least favorite relative.

Israelis explaining defense: imagine you shoot a civilian

Going to fetch some eggs from the chicken coop wish me luck.

Anyone got a suggestion for defeating vicious domesticated fowl? Asking for a friend.

"NOOOOOOO MY HECCIN NEPHEWRINO!!!!!" *BANG BANG* "The blood of the heroes is closer to God than the ink of the philosophers and the prayers of the faithful..."

dude what

New challenge now that models are overfit on the original lol

ITS A GODDAMN ROOSTER SARGE CALL IN AN AIRSTRIKE

smart take

@StillSublimity 😭

I knew a rooster that tried this