Bad Luck Brian
@Bad_LuckBrian
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Has super power, ABSORBS ALL BAD LUCK. #badluckbrian
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Blows rape whistle, ALERTS MORE RAPISTS OF HIS LOCATION. #badluckbrian
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Wins an all expenses paid vacation, JURASSIC PARK. #badluckbrian
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Dresses sharp, GETS CUTS ALL OVER HIS BODY. #badluckbrian
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Finally gets picked first for a game, HUNGER GAMES. #badluckbrian
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Pokes hole in friends' condoms, MOM GETS PREGNANT. #badluckbrian
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"Come at me bro," BROTHER EJACULATES ON HIM. #badluckbrian
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Becomes a priest, GETS MOLESTED BY THE CHILDREN. #badluckbrian
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First day of summer vacation, BREAKS LEG. #badluckbrian
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Goes to Grandma's house, WALKS OUT HUNGRY. #badluckbrian
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