Cultivated Laser
@CultLaser
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Laser Guy @ Cultivated Laser / CCO @ #TheMagProjectLV No Gods/No Masters You could say that I'm the guy who doesn't fit in anywhere, but a little bit everywhere
Joined March 2023
Idk if y'all understand what it takes to have a whole nationwide cellphone outage, but it's def not a good sign.
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So, I got lots of hate messages for engraving yet another bakelite. Let's go over it. Customer (homie) reaches out and asks me to do a Bakelite. Tells me that I have free reign (love that shit). I ask if there is any direction he wants to go. He tells me weeb shit, but we both
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@jessicobra We need to talk about how giving people payouts for engagement farming has been one of those worst things to ever happen to this app.
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Post something that's a flex to a niche group, that most folks won't understand. I'll start.
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This image is a litmus test for a moral compass. Do you regard this man with respect or disgust?
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@CalltoActivism Maybe don't impede someone's movement and then get out of the car to confront them? .You could always cry more.
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I love how New Yorkers act all tough , and then you hand them a hammer and they look like this ๐คฃ๐.
I went full alpha male mode today putting up a fence so peaches couldn't escape
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@CallofDuty Your games are bad, and you should feel bad. Turning your franchise into a Fortnite clone is a bad look.
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With everything happening this past couple of weeks with all of the hurricanes we have seen, remember it is ALWAYS okay to use your handheld ham radio in the event of an emergency. I also personally think that no one needs permission from any government agency to speak over the
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You might be having a good day, but are you printing UN helmets and using them for target practice? . Didn't think so.
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@IsabellaMDeLuca I assume you are one of the "Meat comes from the grocery store" farmers then eh? ๐.
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And this thread, boys and girls, is why we practice OPSEC. Don't be this guy. Folks in that thread already have plan A-C on how to gain access to this man's apartment, all because he wanted to feel like a tough guy when someone criticized him on the internet.
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Is that Lucas Botkin? . Be the brand risk everyone tells you are online.
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It's a shame that the majority of you will never understand the pleasure of eating freshly boiled crawfish. Such a shame
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On this day in 2004, one man, frustrated with the lack of representation and the corrupt local government, took matters into his own hands and demolished a town with the Killdozer, made by his own hands and a welding torch. Today we remember Marvin Heemeyer. #Killdozer
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Most of you will never understand the pure joy of eating crustaceans off of a table, and that's not OK.
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At Cultivated Laser / The Mag Project, We will literally make ANYTHYING but punisher skulls and nazi shit. Thems the rules.
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Power going out around us, if you need me, catch me on 467.637
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Remember Kids
Not to fedpoast, but the government doesnโt determine the meaning of the 2nd. You do. Sit with that one a while.
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This one goes out to all who have fallen in the Great Nog War of 24.
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@bloodsoakedpaws Daily reminder that a Woodchipper exists and doesn't care about what you just wrote.
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All I'm going to say is that I hope you all are ready for this heat, because we are bringing it!!!
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@TDF_UA That girl looks to be about 12 years old. This post is not the flex you think it is. Run out of bachelors already?.
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@Dapper_Det Maybe the government shouldn't have started a war against its citizens. How about you give a full rundown on what led to this situation?.
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@LucasBotkin So what you are saying is that you only take advantage of the system when it works for you?
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@Rep_Stansbury If you don't understand the TYPE of government we have, you should be disqualified to hold a seat in said government. Resign.
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@ATFHQ How about you honor the 25 children that died that day at your agents hands? You wonder why the citizens of this country have no respect for your bitch asses.
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@BigGreenPen @MomsDemand @ATFHQ The face of someone who has absolutely no idea what they are saying.
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They got me boys and girls! Help me find my 2000 frens!
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*TLDR, Etsy is going downhill fast, don't open a shop there*. This is WILD. We have been on Etsy for over 5 years now. There has never been a day that we have had absolutely 0 sales. Recently, they made changes because the Etsy customers were getting fed up with buying things
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GM Frens. Today is a good day. Tomorrow might not be, but today is.
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@vlad_beseda @xc4lxvoorhees Propaganda bot mad because propaganda was uncovered. Imagine that.
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@TheBattlecock I wish there were a way to block a YouTube channel. I seriously even get tired of seeing his thumbnails.
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@RepScholten @RepPettersen How about you catch the next flight and stand IN Ukraine? Preferably on the front lines.
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@hasanthehun And you are a weak loser that pretends to be a socialist online to take in the millions. What's your point?
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@libertysafeinc Imagine your house gets broken into by thugs, and they walk up to your safe and open it because YOU GAVE THEM THR CODE.
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@OfficerbenTOPO @cb311618 @DanielB96029637 You are the standing army the countries founders warned us about. Prove me wrong.
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I'm not going to tag the person responsible (he is among us) but this right here, in this order that I forgot to filter, is the WHOLE script to the Goonies Movie. THE WHOLE SCRIPT!
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Just a reminder that the Glocks on the internet are free. I have 2756 Glocks. You can just make them.
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We lost a real one yesterday. To all the folks who enjoyed Paul's content, this one's for you. Still trying to figure out where to send donations, but if anyone wants one, please comment below or send us a DM.
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The animals cant be harmed if the squirrels are armed.
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I am really starting to believe the dead internet theory.
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If you all are wondering how reaching out to a UPS rep is going.
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@_baldtires i really try not to be negative here but if you own a CAR and don't know HOW TO REBUILD THE ENGINE you're basically just a middle-man between THE DEALERSHIP and a JUNKYARD. See that, see how stupid you sound?.
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FPC Patch Collab is LIVE on Etsy!!.Limited to 200 patches, 1/2 of the proceeds from these patches are going directly to FPC to continue fighting the tyrants that are constantly trying to take away your rights. Once these 200 are gone (I have a feeling it won't be long) that's it!
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@AndrewSolender Yeah, back in the day, wearing another country's uniform while serving this one would have been seen as treason and would have been dealt with accordingly.
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This is what my whole feed has looked like all day, so to calm my mind, I came back to the office and made these patches! . 100 of each. Link in comments ;)
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@TheBattlecock @armedscholaryt check this thread. Nobody likes the click bait shit, and you have lost a ton of trust with folks in the community that could be helping spread the message. Just be honest. Most of us want real 2A news and your clickbait is just causing you to be mocked. Can't say.
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When pulled over and asked "Do you have any weapons in the vehicle?" The best answer is not "I bet I have more than you" . Ask me how I know.
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Where's all my 38s at? Been getting tagged all morning, so had to make it happen! Song is relevant.
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@laurastoobusy Seriously, nobody cares. Go be a boomer in Boomerville with all the other out of touch geriatric pre nursing home crowd. Make sure to take your Ovaltine!.
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Of all the things that I made last year, this is the one that I am proud of the most. I keep saying that I need to clone myself to keep up, guess this is the closest I'll get for a while. #RemainUngovernable
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The younger ones on here won't ever know how great this stuff is. This is the ONLY thing from Canada that I enjoy.
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Pardon FPS Russia. Give my homie his gun rights back.
Pardon Chief Keef. Give my nigga his gun rights back.
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@StopAntisemites @Walgreens This is why nobody takes you seriously. You cant just turn anything you want into antisemitism.
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You cant tell me you don't have a Glock 19 upper laying around.
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Went outside to take out the trash, thought I heard someone calling my name. Couldn't see anything, but took this picture and WTF IS THAT?!?!?!?
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My fellow 3D printers, how does this picture make you feel?
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Should we tell em boys and girls?.
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@gunpolicy @JHU_CGVS Imagine beating a whole system of propaganda with .25c worth of sandpaper.
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@LouisvilleGun Did you get the memo? Prone tactics are out, and everyone now clears rooms with GlockWitABrace.
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@JackPosobiec You will literally post anything for that sweet click money eh? Typical grifter.
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One thing is for sure, we don't do things half assed around here.
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@SeeRacists Anybody who says otherwise can hop TF in too. All the folks in here making excuses for a pedophile can catch these hands too.
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Everyone on here today talking about the stock market going crazy. The stock market seems fine to me, and plenty to choose from.
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Ok y'all, can we have a real talk right now? This subject may be the end of our business as we know it. Shipping and tracking is completely fucked at the moment. All 3 major carriers. Some packages in state and to neighboring states are taking up to a week and a half to arrive.
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TFW you wake up to 17 messages saying "My order isn't tracking on USPS, can you send a refund?"
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As someone whos job it was to get data from cellphones, and is familiar with the technology and techniques used to do so, I'm calling 100% bullshit. Even if its the best of best protections and encryptions, that data is accessible. I could have every shred of that data in less.
BREAKING ๐จ Quantico reportedly cannot get into the alleged shooterโs cell phone, who they state: "Acted alone.".
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Everybody gangster till the trees start to talk. Hands down my favorite of our newest patches.
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Hey y'all, there are 2 ways to let Max over at Everytown know how we feel. We can QT him to oblivion, or, we can help FPC beat their asses in court! The choice is yours. But when Everytown gets pissy over a patch, we won ;). Nuke Us Or Fuck Off patches are live on Etsy for
"I AM SINGLE" uses fewer characters to convey the same message and surely would've been cheaper to produce on a patch?.
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BREAKING ๐จ.Allegedly all members from The Power Rangers are on the way to Aurora, CO right now to take back the TDA Controlled apartment complexes. Will update this thread with more info as it comes. Finally, real heroes are taking back our country.
BREAKING ๐จ. Allegedly 100โs of Japanese Yakuza members from Tokyo are on the way to Aurora, CO right now to take back the TDA controlled apartment complexes. I will update this thread with more info as it comes. Finally, real men are taking back our country.
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