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on twitter since 2007 but not for long more

Malaysia
Joined March 2007
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@pbretired
PB
7 months
Makan avokado is Anwar’s version of let them eat cake eh?
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@tinybuddha
Tiny Buddha
11 months
Exhausterwhelmulated: The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed, and overstimulated all at once.
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@ShuckMyBhauls
Peter Goat
1 year
Southeast Asian news be like: Malaysia: "POLITICIAN ARRESTED FOR INSULTING ISLAM" Indonesia: "12 VOLCANOES ERUPT AT THE SAME TIME" The Philippines: "CHINA CUTS ALL TIES AFTER NAVY CLASHES" Singapore: "woman worries puddle in front of her HDB is growing in size"
@MothershipSG
Mothership
1 year
2 men allegedly urinate on tree near Toa Payoh MRT station https://t.co/YJ247nMIrt
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@FootballFunnnys
FootballFunnys
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🤣🤣🤣
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@s8n
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@PeteUK7
Pete 😷 #COVIDisAirborne
1 year
Just seems appropriate today.
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@pbretired
PB
1 year
Nothing Americans do should surprise us anymore 😂
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@pbretired
PB
1 year
Those bag analysts are off the mark 🤣
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@pbretired
PB
1 year
Nice. Visa free to Algeria for Malaysia! 🥳
@Mochievous
Moe
1 year
Was making small talk with an air hostess. I ask where she’s from & she said Algeria. Me: nice, i’ve never been. The visa process is difficult for Nigerians i think. her: not just Nigerians, everyone. People, behold the visa policy map of Algeria 💀
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@princxssmaddie
princess
1 year
Humans were not meant to have this many passwords
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@EncikSood
HouseofUncouthUncalledFor
1 year
ANTHONY SELF PRINTED LICENSE IS NOT LEGALLY TENDER INTERNATIONALLY WHICH PART OF THE LAW YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AH ANTHONY
@NewsBFM
BFM News
1 year
The Transport Ministry stresses that the digital road tax and driving licenses, introduced in last February, are here to stay. "If you want to enter Thailand which requires a physical road tax and licence, just print it, it is not difficult," says Minister Anthony Loke. 🧵1
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@sscarlettamelie
scarlett 🍓
1 year
i think just now finding out americans don’t measure paper by A4, A3, A2, etc has actually changed the trajectory of my life
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@serenawilliams
Serena Williams
1 year
I don’t know who needs to hear this (maybe no one) but if someone, even someone close to you is robbing you of your joy it’s ok to walk away.
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@amirulruslan
Amirul Ruslan
1 year
No offense but the obsessive news reporting of Alice Chang's every move is reaching the sort or ugly dementedness as the era of nonstop "reporting" on Alvin and Vivian (remember them? Yikes)
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@AdamCSharp
Adam Sharp
1 year
Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians
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@perrigame
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶
1 year
Instead of nightclubs I want a 24hr library with hot chocolate stations, a dessert bar, coffee machine, big comfy chairs and beanbags, blankets, dogs welcome, just people who want to spend the evening reading alone, together, peaceful, a cosy fire, plants, an indoor waterfall.
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@pbretired
PB
1 year
2024 and people still use pharmacy makeup testers on their face 🤣🤣🤣
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@EmmyCic
Emmy Cicierega
1 year
Why does 1 friendless nerd get to hurt and ruin all the cool stuff we built on this website
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