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England twitter drinking the tears of the sad Scottish lot that have wasted money on 3 flags now.
Enjoy watching highlights of your 0-0 win while we go play a final.
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If you are sharing pics of injured folk in
#Westminster
you are a bellend of the highest order
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@Novembervivi
Glad you said that. I was just gonna ring the lads up and see if the wanted to go watch the footy or do a bit of light stabbing.
Thanks for letting me know I shouldn’t do this as obviously all men are the issue.
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Bottom of the league, No win in 9 games (6 defeats), game on a Friday night between Christmas and New Year that follows a sold out away end on Boxing Day.
That is incredible Blues. No club like it.
Over to the players to perform now.
#cufc
🎟️ We have now SOLD OUT of our initial allocation of 4,010 Wigan tickets 💙
Tickets are now only available at Wigan from windows 1-3 at the main ticket office which is in the NW Corner next to the away end - CASH ONLY.
Collections will also be from the same windows
#cufc
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My Mam and Dad took me to Wembley to watch
@officialcufc
for the first time 28 years ago.
Tomorrow I set off to do the same with my two kids.
#cufc
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Tomas Holy up there as one of the best people to play for us.
A genuinely good bloke. Wish him nothing but success
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I’m from Carlisle and I think he’s a cunt who should’ve been nowhere near any semblance of power
"Boris... you are admired from Kyiv to Carlisle"
Liz Truss pays tribute to Boris Johnson as she is announced as his successor
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Today is everything good this club should be. Not could. Should.
Passion work rate and desire throughout the team. 8500 in the crowd. Good food and drink all round the ground.
Let’s make it like this every game.
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He’s a shithouse.
But he was our shithouse.
🤝 Good luck to striker Joe Garner who has today joined Oldham Athletic on a free transfer.
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@earendarczyk
@DavidLammy
I get some of his points “poverty porn” etc but don’t understand 1)why he felt the need to make it about colour and 2) why Comic Relief should be responsible for promoting the good things about Africa.
They are trying to raise money for the causes shown not do a holiday advert
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One tweet on Jon Mellish.
Simpson is now the 4th manager to rate him since he signed.
Plays wherever he’s asked to and runs himself into the ground every game.
The lad’s a credit to himself and the club. Stop blaming the lad every time we lose.
#cufc
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*through tears*
“STOP IT!!!! SAM REPORT EM! REPORT EM SAM”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#cufc
#bcafc
@Gibson7_
@OmariPatrick__
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Cannot be underestimated how important Feeney is to us. Ball never goes over his head. Blocks everything.
For a lad with only 20 odd appearances his positioning is flawless.
@bbccumbriasport
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If you want to know why football is so broken financially just look at Wigan signing Charlie Wyke.
£10k a week in league one from a team relegated last summer due to a points deducted for going into administration.
Clubs never learn their lessons.
@AndyhHolt
@KieranMaguire
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Carlisle United just bought a player who was targeted by some of the biggest clubs in the lower leagues.
We also did it early and with minimal fuss.
✍️ Harrogate Town, Carlisle United and Luke Armstrong can each confirm they have all reached and completed an agreement for a permanent transfer on 1 January 2024.
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Tomas Holy didn’t put a foot or hand wrong either. Looked far more comfortable with him defensively.
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Some of the reactions to this. Fuck me you’d think we were bottom 2. Auto’s probably gone now yes but we’ve just matched a very good side and for me been the better side overall.
Superb effort. Mellish was absolutely brilliant.
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The cheer from the crowd for that tackle. Atmosphere I was quality on Tuesday.
Plus shows Garner got the ball.
Hope the lads ok mind.
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Carlisle fans: Please stop playing long balls to a short front three.
Chris Beech:
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I will never get bored of watching this.
🔵⚽💙 So let's see the 90 seconds of madness that went from a huge penalty appeal to an Omari Patrick goal.
A great example of taking the slap in the face and getting on with it
#cufc
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🇫🇷 Jean Mellish
🇪🇸 Juan Mellish
🏴 Jon Mellish
🇩🇪 Johannes Mellish
🇮🇹 Jon Meldini
🇳🇱 Jon van der Mellish
🇫🇷
🇪🇸
🏴
🇩🇪
🇮🇹
🇳🇱
Name the greatest player that have ever played for these countries 👇
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Probably the best feeling I’ve ever had at a game that. Fucking incredible.
WHAT A COMEBACK! 🚀
Patrick equalises for Carlisle...GAME ON!! ✨
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10 years ago we beat Brentford at Wembley.
They are now in the Premier League because they had a vision and a plan and they invested in that.
We are at the wrong end of league 2 with absolutely no idea what the plan or vision is.
@officialcufc
#cufc
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Honestly the thing I’m most looking forward to today is Owen Moxon being named in the starting line up at 18:45
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That. Was. Fucking. Class.
Howard, Simeu, Feeney and Mellish outstanding.
Patrick and Dennis a good outlet all game.
What a goal from Sho-Silva.
#cufc
#wearestayingup
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@talkSPORT
@SportsBreakfast
@MirrorDarren
They get called lazy because (particularly in Pogba’s case) they appear lazy on the pitch.
Ozil is regularly accused of being lazy too. As was Berbatov. To claim this is racism or tantamount too is ludicrous and dangerous
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A story that proves you wrong
🗣️ "I don't believe if you sack a manager you will get better results. Let managers finish their work"
Erik ten Hag says managerial sackings generally don't improve a club's situation.
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This feels like a big get. Player who’s already made his prem debut.
Like the look of this one.
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The overreaction from the usual clampets in our fanbase is predictable.
Some of them like snipers using bollocks for ammunition.
Not been great in the last three. Very poor today but honestly some of the reaction has been ridiculous.
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Put more of these away and it’ll be a good season.
The EFL teams with the highest open play xG.... 🤓
#CUFC
#UTB
#Boro
#CTFC
#GTFC
#BristolCity
#ProudToBeTown
#ASFC
#WeAreFGR
#Chairboys
#EFL
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@HumbersideSport
If you’re a Grimsby or Southend fan who kicked off about the ESL you cannot be in favour of this.
It’s either competition or it isn’t.
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Alexa- define limbs
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Sell Dean Henderson and Buy Jarrad Branthwaite for £500m
What is the first thing YOU would do if you were appointed Manchester United manager? 👇
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Have to say, Harry McKirdy, all is forgiven. Him scoring against us and acting the biggun turned out to be the saving grace of our club.
Millen and Holdsworth out. Simmo back and now safe when we looked dead and buried.
Lots to sort still but moving in the right direction
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Got to be honest lost a lot of love for Feeney on that one. If he’d gone to Scotland for the chance to play in Europe or a side tipped to be at the top of League One then fair play. Could even have understood taking a pay day somewhere (like Wrexham) but to move sideways for…
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Feels like we’re on the brink of something special here.
Don’t think we’ve had an opportunity like this in my lifetime.
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The best moment I’ve ever experienced at the football.
🔵⚽💙 So let's see the 90 seconds of madness that went from a huge penalty appeal to an Omari Patrick goal.
A great example of taking the slap in the face and getting on with it
#cufc
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Right then. Released list Monday. Season tickets in a few weeks, then right back into it.
More of these scenes
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There’s no fan base like ours. Already seeing the usual players paid to not get us promoted. Fuck off like.
It’s horseshit and boring. We were just a bit shit last night. It happens.
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Listen, Carlisle Utd might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Simmo’s at the wheel, man. He's doing it.
#cufc
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3️⃣ points from a possible 2️⃣ 7️⃣ against the bottom 7 sides so far this season with no wins.
Can use any excuse you want that is fucking horrendous.
2️⃣2️⃣ games since the last clean sheet and only scored 2️⃣1️⃣ goals in 2️⃣6️⃣ games.
Not Simmo out but it has to improve.
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Nice to see the positivity draining away already.
Club literally cannot win.
Of course ST holders have priority.
I can see the merit of a points system but realistically we’ve never needed one before and to expect them to magic one up because Blackpool are being tight on…
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Big request out to the drug dealers of Carlisle. Any chance you can lend Carlisle United your grow lamps so we can actually play a game of football on Saturday?
#cufc
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I will never tire of watching this.
Tell you what,
When Carlisle scored, that was one of the best set of limbs I've seen.
Fair play
#cufc
👏🏻
Check out the full video here:
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It might not be great on the pitch at the minute but long term things look incredible.
The type of ownership all clubs crave, not just throwing money at players but improving the club, and by extension the community, as a whole.
#cufc
👀 We caught up with Chairman Tom Piatak earlier - watch our interview where he talks about progress, form, the transfer window, training grounds and more over on our YouTube channel here 👇
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Since Swindon away last season
Played - 49
Won - 8
Drawn - 15
Lost - 26
Clean sheets - 7
Failed to score - 21 times.
Can talk budgets all you want. That is a shocking record and indefensible.
We’re already down so no point in sacking Simmo now but if this carries on ….
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Good of the team to teach them so early exactly what it’s all about.
Driving fucking miles and coming back with nix.
Only to be excited to go again on Tuesday.
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@officialcufc
Before the inevitable comments about removing the previous ownership that will come.
It’s an honorary position and has no power in the club.
It’s just a thank you to someone who, whether you like him or not, served this club for decades and at great personal cost.
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0 wins in 8. In the relegation zone of League 2. Awful away form for a few years. 622 mile round trip.
Unbelievable
#cufc
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Ellis deserves a mention today too. Never looks troubled or uncomfortable.
Looks like a player with a big future with us.
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I fucking love this kid. He’s absolutely top drawer.
Genuinely one of my favourite players of all time.
Get well soon to his dad.
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If this lad had been fit and available all season we’d already be up.
Gonna be key over the next month
I know I speak for everyone in this club when I say we give it our all every time we step out onto the pitch, please stick with us💪🏼 big 3 to go💙
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It’s not even close.
Name a manager who's done a better job recently than Eddie Howe at Newcastle.
That's right, you can't.
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Jon Mellish
Name a player irl who is this versatile
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Breeze and his agent playing a dangerous game here imo.
I completely get trying for the most you can get but hell of a risk for a lad with 4 first team appearances.
It could pay off for him but could just as easily end up at Penrith with a full time job.
NEW: Breeze Still to sign new contract @ Carlisle United.
Paul Simpson said: We'd sort of verbally agreed it, but somethings come back again which is basically not what we talked about...
I'd like him to stay but I'm not going to allow anybody to take this club to the cleaners.
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