Jake
@JM99__
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Saturday night, pizza’s on the way, beer’s in the fridge and slot’s getting sacked
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100% the best. Helped by most of the faithful being utterly brain dead but played the hand she was dealt and went really bold at times, don’t understand why so many hated her so much.
The ‘I’m voting Stephen’ play to get a 2-1-1 Faraaz banishment was the biggest brain thing we’ve ever seen on #TheTraitors. Absolute genius move. And she’s been so so good throughout the series. Harry as best ever traitor totally dethroned
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Highlight of #TheTraitors was Jack in his final talking head “maybe they’re both traitors who decided to win together�� MAYBE
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Found the film to be a bit average and the scares were extremely cheap but this scene absolutely left me in awe. They should’ve just crowbarred the entire film around Ralph Feinnes because he elevates it so much, the kelson/samson storyline was the only thing I cared for tbh.
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Guy who goes on the Traitors just to use the full-size snooker table
If I was on the Traitors. I'd be on that full size snooker table all day. "Paul, who do you think the traitor is? ". "Not now, Claudia I'm on a middle blue for a 50".
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Genuinely cannot recall the last time we were 5/1 to win a football match
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I made the clutch move of getting instantly killed in a boiler explosion February 19 2026 8:26 PM
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Just got 2 pints and 2 bottles of Prosecco at the Christmas markets. 83 great British pounds
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Debating if wolf alice tonight is worth missing carragher on MNF. Box office surely.
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I know it’s cringe when people say “I was shouting at my tele” but I was quite literally shouting at my tele
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“2 of the Liverpool coaching staff are frantically trying to get a message onto the pitch” yeah probably about the man back post with a fucking mile radius of space
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We’ll come to realise the recruitment this summer has set us back years but you quite simply cannot carry on like this. Should be gone tonight.
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£130m striker who can’t run £110m number 10 who can’t do anything £70m on the only silver lining £40m on a moron £40m on an actual squad upgrade (oh, it didn’t happen) £30m on a kid who’s career might be done £35m on a crock who doesn’t know what he is £30m on a crap goalie
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Genuinely the worst transfer window in premier league history and I’m not being reactive
🇸🇪 Isak 🇩🇪 Wirtz 🇫🇷 Ekitike 🇭🇺 Kerkez 🏴 Guehi 🇮🇹 Leoni 🇳🇱 Frimpong 🇬🇪 Mamardashvili One of the greatest transfer windows in history.
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