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everyone should think like this
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omg u people can’t do anything
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the academy’s obsession with always choosing a fake movie to give nominations too is so funny cause literally who the fuck was talking about nyad
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not to go into the whole one liner letterboxd reviews debate but it does feel telling that some people are unable to resist writing a “witty” review about a holocaust movie lol
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girl what
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it’s really sad how many proclaimed film enjoyers get upset about a runtime that’s over 1h 45min
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tyler saw the tv glow 5x
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when u see two letterboxd users log the same movie at the same time u know they fuckin
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this is why i’m very very pro kink shaming
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@paranoidzpark
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mind u she acted in a movie directed by a man who sexually assaulted his niece and verbally abused his actresses
@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
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Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, @netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess
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this picture needs to be deleted from the internet forever
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@ih8mydad like i don’t rly care but the accent is definitely not better 😭
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imagine thinking these aren’t good lines????
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personally i think it’s the shoving fiona out of a car story, or the throwing a chair at her because he lost an oscar :(((( story, or the emotional abuse that makes pta uncool
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It's always funny when people share the Fiona Apple cocaine story as if it doesn't make Tarantino and PTA sound extremely cool.
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@book3nds they clearly don’t dislike most of them lol they just don’t hand out a lot of five stars which is fine
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this is the closest twitter users get to a lesbian movie before getting scared
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gigi 🐝
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silly and camp movies for lesbians
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like there is an option to just log
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why did the nyadheads find this 💀💀
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this is genuinely evil like
@March_for_Life
March for Life
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Celebrities celebrating life >>>
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girl who wants a sexless cut of nymphomaniac
@vaIaena
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umm name one movie that absolutely needed a detailed graphic sex scene 💀
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he gagged everyone in the room
@beyoncegarden
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name a time a celebrity gagged their interviewer😭
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@HillaryClinton
Hillary Clinton
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Greta & Margot, While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you.  You’re both so much more than Kenough. #HillaryBarbie
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deep fried tumblr ass looking movie
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Jared Gilman
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AI will never be able to pull this off
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@thewaybacktou “we live in a society” ass tweet
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while u guys are here , here are some actually good movie from last year :)
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have come to the realization that most of u guys simply want film criticism to die lmao
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someone show david cronenberg
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i’m taking my adderall now guys
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i’ve gotten into so many arguments about this but like saying kink shaming is bad has led us to a point where we are supposed to tell women it’s a normal thing to want to be used as a sex toy and not a person
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yall i don’t give a shit about the academy and their stupid awards ceremony is useless i just think it’s fuckin funny that they nominated a tasteless netflix movie instead of some of the actual good under seen movies
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he will literally do anything except mindhunter
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Reel Updates
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DAVID FINCHER is “quietly working” on a U.S. remake of SQUID GAME for Netflix (via @TheInSneider )
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a complete original and never heard of before idea
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there’s nothing wrong with watching your favorite movie like ten times maybe but if u see nothing wrong with watching a movie over a hundred times i genuinely do not know what to tell you … like you are missing out on so many other amazing movies by doing that that’s all i meant
@ecto_fun
laura 🦠
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there’s nothing wrong w watching your fav movie a million times. same as watching your fav shows over and over except cooler. a love this real for a movie should be applauded
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my biggest fear in life is getting a possession remake
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@QuartsClock No i’m probably kink shaming cause i’m against rape play you fucking weirdo!
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they hate to see a girl wining
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people on tiktok saying poor things is just an example of the born sexy yesterday trope is really funny because that is so obviously part of what the movie is criticizing lmao
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not really
@clubcillian
𝒞ʟᴜʙ 𝒞ɪʟʟɪᴀɴ 🍉
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THE WORLD. Will remember this day.
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i feel like these are just movies
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lauren
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i'll even include the blank template bc i am generous of spirit like that
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the worst line in the world from the worst movie in the world
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@fatjomarch either way it’s not funny like sometimes it’s better to just not say anything lmao
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gee i wonder why it would be excruciating to spend a night with my coked up abusive boyfriend and his equally terrible and coked up friend
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not to be that person but this is really abysmal 😭😭😭
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yall were complaining about tv shows ruining letterboxd they’re already adding tiktok edits so what now
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THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS 😭😭😭
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hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
@dykeboygenius
malena
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they get it
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this is sad but maybe if he didn’t assault women he would have a girlfriend
@jerryasleep
Sleep Deprived Jerry Chen @jerryasleep.bsky.social
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Omg Lars von Trier just posted this on Instagram asking for a girlfriend😭😭you could actually email him to apply to become his girlfriend/muse right now, I am not joking 😭😭😭😭
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someone need to suffer for this
@zulawskipilled
Ave maria
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don’t piss me off
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@Svngxine the politics of consent are so bad that literally no one knows what it is anymore
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feminism for dummies
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marijn 🌹
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whats this type of movies called
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i was gonna say “mfs after reading two pages of nietzsche” just watched the the first second of the video and it starts with a nietzsche quote lmaoooo
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boring sloppy lazyyyy
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Greta Gerwig reveals she wants to make 2 more films set in Sacramento and that she would be open to revisit Saoirse Ronan’s character in a sequel to ‘LADY BIRD.’ (Via @Lulamaybelle )
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we’re watching tree of life in one of my classes tmmrw and i just know everyone is gonna absolutely hate it because they hate anything nonlinear and even a little bit abstract, the state of film students
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dreading the day they inevitably make a jeff buckley biopic and cast jacob elordi
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it is funny that people are shocked by this because like why would kafka be different from any other man
@ereshkigirlboss
la fillette révolutionnaire eleanor
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"Kafka visited brothels for most of his adult life and was interested in pornography"
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the state of media consumption is so fucked
@letterboxd
Letterboxd
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this is the exact audience the movie was hoping to reach
@hopkills
lauren!
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i’m sorry but y’all are so annoying
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abusive man to religion pipeline strikes again
@AFpost
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Shia LaBeouf has entered the Catholic Church and hopes to become a deacon. Follow: @AFpost
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i thought he died don’t excite me like that
@Variety
Variety
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Known for “Chinatown,” “Rosemary’s Baby” and “The Pianist,” Roman Polanski is one of the most acclaimed directors in cinematic history. He is also a convicted child rapist who has faced several sexual assault allegations over the course of his career. In the latest episode of…
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coughing baby coughing baby hydrogen bomb
@ultimaspoesias
gab
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girl whatever
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laura 🦠
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i had a dream i was at taco bell and the screen was videodrome debbie harry telling me to let my body die so i had to make it
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rare tarkovsky L
@discomistico
mari
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Tarkovsky ½ review of Possession
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he is running in circles trying to avoid talking about palestine lmao
@LAFilmCritics
Los Angeles Film Critics Association
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Jonathan Glazer, accepting the @LAFilmCritics award for Best Director for THE ZONE OF INTEREST 📸 @harbicht
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unfortunately many of the best films were not directed by women
@OscarFilmFC
Jack Murphy
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The fact that this all-male director line-up is looking very possible at the Oscars in a year where many of the best films of the year are directed by women is beyond disappointing
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ethan hawke in first reformed
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Wild TikToks
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it’s really easy to impress my professors at school because literally no one in the film major watched movies so every time i mention a kind not mainstream director (it happened w cassavetes & pasolini) they freak the fuck out
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it’s always “kanye is living out vertigo”and never kanye is living out possession
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@Hurt_Prick Okay “submissive boy who likes to play”
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this is so fucking corny jesus christ
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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Ryan Gosling has released a statement about his disappointment that Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig didn’t get #Oscar nominations. “There is no Ken without Barbie, and there is no Barbie movie without Greta Gerwig & Margot Robbie… No recognition would be possible for anyone on…
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there’s nothing wrong w watching your fav movie a million times. same as watching your fav shows over and over except cooler. a love this real for a movie should be applauded
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define torture porn QUICKLY!!
@_andrew_star
Andrew⭐
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@devi1mans Criticizing the current media state while being a torture porn fan with a Letterboxd curve that looks like that is INSANE
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girls taking out a tampon
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i wonder who could have predicted that a fake feminist movie catered to liberal capitalists would spawn the most annoying fans ever… i wish someone had said that in a review literally as soon as it was released… i wonder if they received very normal comments from other women
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shes not gonna fuck u bro
@adamgreattweet
Adam
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You have to be a leading lady but you can’t be nominated for best actress. You have to be a strong female director but you can’t be nominated for best director. You have to have a wildly popular dance song but you can’t be nominated for best original song.
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@LingoUnbound witness wenders tokyo gaga😭😭😭
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probably because she was horribly written
@heroinadolixo
heroina do lixo
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“we need more complex female characters” y’all could barely handle her
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we had to make a film program for one of my classes and my friend was like “it sucks that i accidentally put all male directors, but i have ingmar bergman” - i then had some bad news to share
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rewatched everything everywhere all at once and confirmed that it is maybe the most profoundly stupid movie of all time
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i feel like you guys don’t understand that possession is not a niche little movie lmao
@darthgordita
jesse
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i don’t think anyone who listens to taylor swift would also watch possession
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the immediate spike in death threats
@spooky_mando
Calvin
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if Letterboxd had dms it would be an amazing dating app
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two of the most annoying people ever
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the idol is not good enough to be considered torture porn
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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The Parents Television and Media Council has called on HBO to cancel ‘THE IDOL’ due to its depiction of “torture porn” & “sexual abuse.” Read our review:
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twitter users recycling this as a hot take every three months is so funny
@Baileymoon15
clubmurphy
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i promise you’re not a better person for not consuming content made by a shitty person. sometimes bad people make good things and that’s okay.
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look at my film community dawg
@sundancefest
Sundance Film Festival
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In honor of the 40th Edition of the Sundance Film Festival, we asked filmmakers, critics, colleagues, and industry members to share their personal top 10 lists. This is their collective top 10 list of the Sundance films that have touched their hearts and changed lives.
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god forbid someone take art seriously
@ConboyAaron
Aaron Conboy
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@paranoidzpark You are taking your art too seriously. Genuinely how do you care about this
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parents are forcing me to rewatch barbie
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ur boyfriend hates u
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was talking about salò in one of my classes and not a single person had seen it or even heard of it other than my professor lmao
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i was the original hater the people just weren’t ready to listen
@starsentmal
mal ✰
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the way everyone turned on this movie
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seeing people post in support of israel becoming a free blocklist
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i haven’t seen triangle of sadness and have heard that it has pretty shallow meaningless commentary on capitalism - however he is definitely right and everyone saying his movie is bad does not make his point any less right💀
@worldofreel
Reel Updates
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Ruben Östlund did not like BARBIE: “It perfectly describes the madness of our time. A toy manufacturer [Mattel] finances their own film & buys off an American auteur filmmaker to make their very old-fashioned dolls more presentable [..] I didn’t like it”
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this is the least adult thing you could say
@AyndaMthimkhulu
Justcallmesaucy
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We are adults,we don’t need to see sex scenes.Just show the actors kissing then cut to a scene where they are laying in bed afterwards
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my prediction for 2024 is that polanski dies
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@kathbarbadoro i wouldn’t necessarily say its a feminist film but it definitely presents more interesting gender imbalance considerations than barbie
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nick
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a letterboxd user’s all time most rewatched movies says a lot about who they are as a person
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