ur gonna check my page hoping to see im not doing amazing but im always doing amazing ill be doing amazing in 10 years and 50 years and one day ill die and you’ll be like “surely she isnt doing amazing anymore” but no, ill be doing amazing in the afterlife

(training a new hire) is this clocking to you?

Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro

i dont play about my nonverbal time

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire

"what's your dream job?" ummmm.. princess

how do I get the Apple Photos shit to stop showing me pictures of the woman that made me want to kill myself

Me rn

Thinking about this

https://t.co/6FfFqmgmmr

be self centered lol this is literally your life.

https://t.co/HM0wM54J02

if yall want to watch a 27 year old fight a 58 year old man so badly just put me in the same room with my father

when u start intentionally moving slow in romance u realize how desperate everyone is

https://t.co/8rJnIxq6oR

if you’re bored or depressed you can always develop an all consuming obsession with a loser who has zero interest in you

hurting men's feelings by saying what they did