my next book american spirits is out in april 2026

honk if ur life is a blur

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

thinking about when lana del rey said: "I feel very much that writing is not my thing: I’m writing’s thing. When the writing has got me, I’m on its schedule. But when it leaves me alone, I’m just at Starbucks, talking shit all day.".

pretending i don’t know what you’re talking about but i do know i just hate it ;).

editing a 2000-word essay, deleting things, deleting a lot, deleting most of it, ok now it’s just a blank page, so much better, so pristine, immaculate, gorgeous!.

happy virgo season let’s overthink ourselves into a tizzy! invent random but super strict rules for ourselves! feign innocence but secretly be freaky! let people treat us like shit bc we deserve it baby! replay every mistake we've ever made in a loop in our heads forever!!!!!!.

much like ethel cain i was raised in a swamp (washington dc).

RT @melissabroder: in an open relationship w the space-time continuum.

RT @laylology: 100% of my problems would be solved if I just faked it but alas I'm too real.

wrote about the most famous girls at the waffle house~~~~.

RT @wet_foal: Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

“you look happier” “thanks my iq has plummeted”.

RT @NICKIMINAJ: I’ve been singing “Ethel cain hated my instagram post” all morning. Help!!!!! . And something about the Waffle House & a pi….

if lana del rey wrote a diss track about me i would be soooooooooooooooo turned on.

taylor swift has never once made an interesting aesthetic choice & that is why she is a billionaire <3.

reading the post-structuralists again, a habit as unbecoming as my taste for craft beer, i'm well aware & trying to change.

local icon

talking to myself in the mirror like “having no charisma is your *superpower*!!!!!”.

brb chasing something i already have and don’t want.

the most annoying thing about being a woman is when you accidentally send a text without an exclamation point or emoji or lol at the end you feel as though you’ve committed a horrible act of violence.

interview w perfume genius @arabellesicardi for sample sluts ;).