Life exists in the delicate balance between not enough coffee, and too much whiskey. #truestory

• so poorly written the dialogue is comical • ridiculously farcical and far fetched • almost positive not a single person in it is actually Irish • also positive no one working on the film has ever been to Ireland • it's the best film I've ever seen

Literally nobody wants that

Honestly, this made me want to move to Seattle

So funny thing about grief is it smacks you in the face when you least expect it. Currently planning for a huge meeting, which happens to be on my father's birthday, and I have to hold it together every time they say that day from now bawling my eyes out on Zoom. So that's FUN.

It took a lot of stupid to get here but republicans did it

I can't unsee this picture

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

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Ron DeSantis' approval rating has collapsed. He currently has a net approval rating of negative 19 points, with an average of 55 percent of respondents disapproving of him, compared with 36 percent who have a favorable view of him. https://t.co/mPxdEUHRDW

In case you missed it, Florida lawmakers who voted for DeSantis’ anti-immigrant law acknowledged at a registration only event that it’s causing a worker shortage in the state while begging immigrants to stay in the state and keep working. They said the bill was “political.”

Guess who is not a target of a federal criminal investigation for espionage?

That Miami grand jury said:

*pins to Pinterest board*

"Well you sound like you're in a good mood. Did you actually have time to eat lunch today?" - my boyfriend to me during the workday

My favorite news out of DeSantis world this week was dipshit extraordinaire @mattgaetz of all people reminding him to be "likable" during his debate prep and writing it on a pad. Yes, this man is so terrible he actually needs to be reminded of that... by Matt Gaetz, no less.

The way people love DeSantis in Florida has always blown my mind. Remove the terrible policies and leadership for a second; the guy sucks. He has the personality of wet cardboard (on a good day) and, of course, that's going to play out now that he's getting nationally tested.

That awkward moment when you actually agree with Donal J. Trump on something

The petition drive to put Constitutional Amendment protecting abortion rights on the ballot in 2024 has begun, led by @flprotectfree! Details below:

I guess after @CNN does the Trump town hall they'll just air a Bill Cosby comedy special.

Dare I say it... Dillards has some really, really cute stuff right now. Like, wut? When did this happen?