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The best thing Iβve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes
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Remember Tom? Remember how he just sold his $500m share in myspace and retired so he could have a nice life? He never sold our data, never tried to influence elections, never lobbied against privacy legislations. what a man. Myspace was just too pure for this world.
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They should be Kens
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when someone says "twenty years ago" and you think they're talking about 1987 but they're actually talking about 1997
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β’ so poorly written the dialogue is comical.β’ ridiculously farcical and far fetched.β’ almost positive not a single person in it is actually Irish.β’ also positive no one working on the film has ever been to Ireland.β’ it's the best film I've ever seen
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Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg on set of California Gurls (2010)
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βSo happy for you Nicola Roberts, hereβs four photos of MEβ.
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Gigi Goode is 21. Twenty *actual* one. Sheβs so confident, so talented, so comfortable in her skin. yβall see what happens when you love and support a child for who they are and encourage them to be creative and explore their entire identity from day one??.
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Everyone who was good at English at school is gay now.
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where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?
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I donβt think that we, as a society, talk enough about Brendan Frasier in George of the Jungle.
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Hope sheβs been making notes
Melania Trump's favourite TV show is 'How To Get Away With Murder'
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No one:. Straight couples in the Northern Quarter:
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me liking every tweet about Gary Barlowβs gigantic son
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How New Zealand handled Covid vs. How the UK handled Covid
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I want him to blow a load in me so big that it doubles my weight.
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What is your favorite celebrity interaction?.
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Look at the tiny clenched fists π₯Ί and that steely determined look in their eyes π squirrels are badasses.
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Lucien Laviscount going from Kerry Katona to Shakira has got to be the biggest upgrade in history
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No one: . Me: CHANGE ππ» YOUR ππ» COSTUME ππ» MIMI ππ» CHANGE ππ» IT ππ» AROUND ππ».
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Colin from #ItsASin trying his best to perform Break Up Bye Bye by The Cock Destroyers. (My heart! π₯Ίβ₯οΈ)
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no but like⦠are we ready to have this conversation??
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βNot even for dinner with the Kushners?β happened *this year* and honestly feels like a lifetime ago
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when you read an entire conversation that doesnβt concern you then βlikeβ the shadiest tweet
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even Ariana is starting to look white again Jesy has all the girls nervous π.
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the way I still say βgo piss girlβ any time anyone needs to go to the toiletβ¦ this meme is entrenched in my brain.
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βShe said youβre having a vodka or a dark fruits, which one?!β
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So a live band just performed Fairytale of New York right in front of me and my friends, included the word βfaggotβ and someone from the audience even pointed at me when it was sang. Why do straight people take so much joy out of saying that word? Itβs hateful. End of discussion.
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Thought Iβd hear a few claps here and there but omg Manchester has erupted in applause, cheer and even fireworks?! ππ»ππ₯°β€οΈ #clapforNHS
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Ummm who is this absolute queen who was on BBC Wales Today earlier?
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*kid dies in the chocolate factory*. Oompa Loompas:.
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Important to remember that 19 years ago an openly trans woman won the biggest reality show in the UK - by a landslide. Donβt let the news or ignorant people in the public eye fool you - hate has never been the majority and it never will be. π©·π©΅π³οΈββ§οΈ.
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SPEAK ππ» ON ππ» IT ππ» QUEENβΌοΈ
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I hope Diane Abbott is a guest judge on Drag Race UK.
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that one school friendβs mum who knew you were gay before you even did
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Today is Paul Ruddβs fiftieth (50th!!) birthday
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@superTV247 Β£1.5 million to cast a fascist and lose over 2 million viewers lmaaaaaooooo so deserved.
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Name three more iconic ways to hold a perfume bottle. I dare you.
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My favourite performance by Logan Lerman are these now deleted Instagram photos
In honor of Logan Lermanβs 30th birthday, tell us your favorite performance from the actor! πΏ
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@alex_abads Tom was 18 and DLB was 38 when they first met mind you. Imagine a 38 yo introducing you to their 18 yo bfβ¦ π©.
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when the dump youβve been fighting against suddenly becomes *very* urgent
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A few weeks ago @TwitterUK asked me to take part in a really exciting project and collate loads of tweets on gay dating I found funny - and some of them are on billboards already! Thereβs a FREE pop up in Covent Garden exhibiting them all from Feb 13th-16th, 10am - 8pm daily!
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@StreetFashion01 Couldnβt they have spent that money to try and oh I donβt know, help save the reef???!.
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bitch I fucking wish.
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@jiwandeepkohli This is beautiful and I am OBSESSED with that turban! ππ»ππ³οΈβπ.
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sorry but itβs actually homophobic that both Fleabag and Derry Girls end this week. ππ.
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sorry Iβve been quiet, Iβve been thinking about Kirsten Dunstβs kitchen
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my dad just told me that last night I was so drunk that when we were pulling up to the house I said βAnywhere here is fine mateβ because I thought he was a taxi driver.
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when the couple on Grindr ask why youβre looking
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I HATE this?! Even down to the photo choices. #LoveIsland has lost 800k+ viewers because theyβve forced an extra season that NO ONE asked for, with an unbearable cast & made ZERO changes to the format. You think 800k+ weβre tuning in to watch Caroline Flack show up twice a week??
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having the Tory conference in Manchester is so bizarre. Itβs like having Pride at the Vatican.
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Not @CrystalMethyd thinking the word βglobetrottingβ is some weird British activity called βgoblet throttingβ π I canβt deal. She must be protected at all costs π
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Sorry but itβs an actual crime that Coldplayβs frontman is Chris Martin when the absolute babe that is Guy Berryman is in the very same band.
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No sorry but I just walked past a salon in Soho that has graffiti of Kate Winsletβs artwork for her smash hit single βWhat Ifβ on it and Iβm obsessed ?
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Iβm sorry but there is nothing more damaging than a gym gay posting a pic of his *great* body and complaining about how βfatβ and βout of shapeβ he is. Fuck ππ» all ππ» the ππ» way ππ» off ππ».
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I *hate* ticket culture. Surely in this day and age things should be simpler? The stress of getting into a queue or a waiting room and having to use a code, some people not getting the opportunity to buy a ticket at all, while some people get tickets for multiple dates? Gross.
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@Soeljchillinger @HelenLOHara Excuse me, are you doubting Bullseyeβs abilities? Because I donβt need that kinda negativity on my timeline rn.
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HOTELS ππ» SHOULD ππ» BE ππ» CHEAPER ππ» IF ππ» YOUβRE ππ» TRAVELLING ππ» ALONE ππ».
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me when someone puts a 9am meeting in my calendar.
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people are getting so pressed over this tweet, coming into my mentions like βumm actually maths was my best subjectβ like I give a fuck?!.
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Gotta be this
What's your biggest "what if" in music?.
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Priyanka Chopra, Abigail Spencer and Janina Gavankar arriving at the #RoyalWeddingΒ is the Desperate Housewives reboot we deserve.
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Quick question to everyone older than me - do you ever not feel tired? Or is this it?.
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Iβm so sick of people normalising meal prep. Eating a 4-day-old meal is FOUL.
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