RT @LordCarsonEsq: Vacations are great and fun, but don’t underestimate what taking that several thousand dollars and applying it to your p….

You just moved to White Oak lane and your neighbor steps out of the door wearing this. Wyd?

I don't like seeing all the abuse being hurled at potheads. Without them, who would make downtown parks smell like skunk roadkill? Who would buy Fruity Pebbles pancake syrup? Who would keep Fox renewing The Simpsons for the 40th year in a row?.

How David Cross looks at me when I tell him his counter culture worldview from the 90s is exactly that - 35 years out of date, and the world has changed profoundly since he became rich and detached from reality.

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RT @SpiritofPines: @redstagnoggin They call it a 320 because once you shoot it, you turn around 320 degrees and walk away.

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I don’t understand what I pay lawyers for.

RT @MichaelShindler: Overheard on the Metro: "Marxism is the opiate of the lasses.".

At the "8 hour playlist of Black Metal" stage of trying to finish this damn marketing campaign.

RT @shortmagsmle: This is not a “major cheat code,” this is business slop. We gotta stop this stuff, man. Nobody cares. And if a coworker h….

While he is part of the reason I carry a gun in my yard, I have come to miss his visits to my property. A noble creature and I would only hurt him if he came near the toddler or my wife. I’m sitting on my back deck now with a scotch and hoping he visits.

It’s weird to see millionaire as a qualifier now. I guess it meant something in the 90s. I’m a millionaire and I’m barely upper middle class. If i want my kid to go to a school where he won’t be bullied by MS-13 I gotta keep working 60 hour weeks.

The Chapo Trap House phenomenon was so insane. A bunch of late thirties semi-employed children of Brooklyn millionaires who were geographically and economically insulated from the failures of the Obama era start a hit podcast where they spend 99% of the time on sneering.

For all the problems with American democracy, parliamentary democracy seems infinitely worse. England has been completely hacked by a low testosterone bureaucratic dictatorship and there is no possible way to democratically fix it. It is perfectly legitimate by their own rules.

Seize control of your HOA board. Become the Lee Kwan Yew of White Oak Lane. Place liens on your neighbors who use gas leaf blowers during toddler nap time. Impound the Kia that is beyond 6 inches from the curb. Expand your authority to all of District 4. Own your destiny.

Oh man I need that HOA patch.

RT @chrisorzy: I remember when I started writing copy I thought everyone else was so far ahead of me. (They were.). But I just stayed the c….

The longer your career lasts, the more valuable not crashing out becomes. You have to compete, but sometimes you do see competition flame out from a divorce, a fit of rage, a bender, an ayahuasca "awakening". You dont have to win every day so long as you avoid the big loss.

Rare archival footage from an Afghan war vet of a Pashtun police commander performing a ritual duet with his boy wife, which demonstrates status to the assembled troops.

I know this is yet another thing that reveals me as a spiritual boomer but I can not possibly see the appeal of this when I can take a real rifle up into the Rockies and shoot targets and do drills with my friends.