Pine Baron
@SpiritofPines
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Truly nothing better than Brooklyn barbecue… where else can you get all this for $59?
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There are only 2 reasons why someone would support this:. 1. They literally aren’t smart enough to understand that a female cannot move large debris or a 200 lb person. 2. They believe so deeply in feminism that they think it’s worth the cost of people burning to death.
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I’m still laughing about the meme that women can’t stand to see their man asleep in day time. It must be some deep evolutionary thing. You could be a wilderness firefighter who just got off a 21 hour shift and if you’re napping at 2 in the afternoon your wife will lose her shit.
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Being upper middle class means spending $500k more on a house than you need to just to avoid this and never talking about the real reason why.
Karmelo Anthony posted the photo on the right just hours before st*bbing Austin Metcalf to de*th. The other photo was shared six weeks ago.
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Absolutely incredible that they didn’t use the radio edit. We’re winning 46 states.
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Potheads be like: Cannabis helped a retired public servant with a terrible medical affliction. That’s why I need 8 grams of Purple Razzberry Kush to walk to the 7-11 and get some Mountain Dew and taquitos before I play Zelda for 12 hours.
This clip is from the feature documentary "Ride with Larry" showing retired police captain Larry Smith, who has Parkinson’s, trying medical cannabis for the first time.
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Imagine a family line that dates back to fighting the Romans in Teutonborg Forest. surviving Ottoman and Austrian-Hungarian expansionism… then navigating the industrialized horrors of two modern world wars.,. adapting to the new world order and having your family actually enter
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There’s a billion dollar idea just laying in the gutter but unfortunately British commies now own the rights to James Bond. The idea: adapt Ian Fleming’s books literally. Set them in the mid 1950s. James Bond reimagined as it was originally imagined. Mad Men Season One with
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This must go so hard if you’re a divorced dad with a $1400 truck payment.
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The fact that the $10,000 Toyota pickup is illegal in the US is a perfect example of how our gigantic committee rule government crushes the American spirit. A cheap, cool, reliable truck should be the most American thing ever. Instead we get endless $40,000 gray blobs.
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This is exactly what California liberals are. They revel in a life they want to steal from you. Like Newsom gorging himself at the French Laundry during lockdowns that bankrupted small restaurants. Walz going hunting while trying to steal your 2A rights matches perfectly.
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Wait a second. You’re telling me that the media-savvy family who moved from New Jersey to Boca and built a content empire around discount shopping is Jewish?.
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He died doing what he loved - a $20,000 activity that used to cost $800.
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Leftists have literally never played team sports or worked a job that requires heavy gear so they don’t understand that you often have to truncate names on jerseys and work jackets.
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They voted for conservatives. They voted for Brexit. They voted for Boris Johnson. All that voting added up to nothing. They got nothing in return. When people can’t achieve anything with voting, they turn to other means.
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I will not eat the bugs. I will not live in “The Azure At Oak Point”
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JD Vance saw what opiates and NAFTA did to Appalachia…. RFK Jr. saw what intelligence operatives did to his family…. Elon Musk saw what race communism did to his birthplace…. These men have all seen tremendous loss, and now they’re in a position to avenge it.
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It’s awesome that President Trump has his own court outside of the imperial capital where he can receive foreign leaders. Maybe an underrated factor in his success.
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My wife: So your boomer parents will drive to Texas to watch an eclipse for 2 minutes and 30 seconds… but not visit for their first and only grandson’s birthday? And the only kid’s books we get in the mail are from Dolly Parton?.
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The return of nicotine to the office in the form of Zyn will usher in a new golden age of productivity and innovation. Smoking bans killed the last golden age but our brave big tobacco executives are determined to save America.
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Being a Republican before Trump must have been absolutely insane. You think “I believe in guns and God. I believe in Jefferson and Washington. I believe the cost of freedom is high but worth paying” and then you have to vote for a private equity lizard person like Mitt Romney.
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BTW, this is why Trump is the nominee and not DeSantis.
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I really don’t think woman understand that as a regular straight male the only people in your entire life that are nice to you outside of your immediate family are religious missionaries and timeshare salesmen.
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We could have had 200 million Americans singing Mr. Brightside in unison but instead we got a guy mumbling quickly over ableton presets.
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@BillboardChris @RobertKennedyJr I’m a lifelong Kennedy Democrat and I will respect RFK’s wishes and vote Trump.
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Being a millionaire now is like being a mailman in 1953. You can afford a 3 bedroom in a modest suburb, a late model station wagon and a college education for at least your son and possibly your daughter.
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Now that we know that Alex Jones is a menace…. Here are some other dangerous Alex Jones stories to look into:.
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Me at 22: You should be able to sell LSD legally from a shack you build in the woods under an old train bridge. Me at 32: My neighbor should be sent to a Siberian prison colony for running a gas leaf blower while the baby is napping.
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Real estate guys are awfully quiet about this… so I’ll say it: The $350 million Trump verdict is disgusting. A viciously political attack over minor paperwork issues. They are trying to destroy the wealth and influence of a political enemy on the flimsiest of pretenses. No one.
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A moderate Republican Governor of a purple state who went to Harvard and was an executive at the Carlyle Group is telling us that the DoJ is forcing him to allow non citizens to vote. I don’t want to ever hear again that election fraud is a fringe redneck conspiracy theory.
Let’s be clear about what just happened: only eleven days before a Presidential election, a federal judge ordered Virginia to reinstate over 1,500 individuals–who self-identified themselves as noncitizens–back onto the voter rolls.
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I always forget how nice Dayton, Ohio is until I go back for Christmas. Maybe I should move back here.
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Marriage is the understanding that an individual human soul is worthy of a lifetime of exploration.
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“One of our Tiger tanks is worth four of their Shermans, but the Americans always bring five.”. -German tank commander, 1944.
Trump can stay retarded longer than China can stay solvent ✌️.
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Psychedelics bros trying to act like they invented microdosling. “Oooh I’m gonna regularly take a subclinical dose of a mind-altering substance to expand my reference frame.”. Bro - what do you think Coors Light is?.
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Kamala isn’t going to turn America into the Soviet Union or Maoist China. But she is going to turn it into England. A place where you can’t own guns, it’s virtually impossible to start or run an innovative business and you will go to jail for jokes on Facebook. A place where.
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This is why you can no longer support a family in the suburbs on a single salary.
These people in this office did a “Hear Me Out” cake and I am HOLLERING 😭😂🥴😩🔥🔥🔥🔥
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The older I get the more I understand sitting on your front porch for hours.
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More than half of divorces are unforgivable acts of narcissism by the parents, and divorce is far more destructive than our culture admits.
Opinion about Parenting that would get you like this? Let’s have them!
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If you’re curious how the influencer media pay-op works on the right, here’s a short explainer:. Coca Cola never actually writes a check to Ian Miles Cheong. First the Coke money is laundered to a libertarian or “pro capitalism” think tank as a “donation.” . Then a PR person for
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If there were two serious assassination attempts on a Democrat candidate, the election would be postponed, the FBI would be raiding every church and shooting range in America, the military would be on DEFCON 1 and the media would be covering it nonstop 24-7 for months.
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Tulsi has endorsed Trump. RFK has endorsed Trump. And yet the Joe Rogan, Aaron Rodgers, Bret Weinstein crowd- who have spent years raging against the democrats - won't get off the fence. I'm starting to think they just like the feeling of a fence post on their backside.
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UK atheists will be like “it’s Easter time and I’m writing to you while on holiday in Christchurch, thinking back to my time at Trinity College where I sang in The Magdalen Choir, and I’m here to tell you…. Christianity has given nothing of value to the world”.
Socialist actor Brian Cox calls the Bible 'one of the worst books ever' and says 'the theater' is the 'one true church'
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See the meat is so high quality that they make it nice and dry, don’t have to drown it in a sauce like other states do.
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Surprised how many people don’t understand that this video is literally an advertisement for her services as a high end escort. The luxury gifts and communicating through Instagram DMs is how a lot of this work happens now. I guess the advertorial isn’t dead….
Guys out here doing all this for ran thru puss. Hoeflation is getting out of control
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Trump literally took every good traditionally Democratic position (and some of their best people) and made it his own. Taking on big pharma, ending overseas wars, speaking to the real blue collar voter base. Truly a crown lying in the gutter.
I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it.
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I remember when I was struggling really bad to make it as a young man, moving furniture with opiate addicts just to pay rent and an older relative sat me down and said “son what you really need is a budget.” I wanted to throttle him. WITH WHAT MONEY YOU STUPID BASTARD.
You should be listening to Dave Ramsey, not Andrew Tate.
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“Look there’s a reason I’m rich and you’re not. Look at that photo - what do you see? A crowded parking lot right? Wrong. That’s $140,000 worth of catalytic converters. Spend $60 on socket wrenches & pay 5 homeless guys $40 each and you’ve made a years salary in a 12 hour period”
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What a wild coincidence that his wife’s relationship trauma re-emerged right when she can walk away with $7.5 million…
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Poor JD Vance trying to explain the deeply esoteric concept of “supply and demand” to three dimwits.
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Boomer relatives say stuff like “You’re working too hard. Take 3 weeks off and go fishing. IBM gave us a 3 month sabbatical every 2 years. Your work will still be there when you’re back”. As if the minimum work week to support a family in a good school district isn’t 70 hours.
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Cerno ended the debate with this tweet. You can’t pretend that this is about bringing in genius rocket scientists and Nobel prize winners. This is American wage suppression plain and simple. The other side can own that but they can’t lie anymore.
Does anyone want to tell me that America has such a shortage of entry level accountants that McKinsey needs an H-1B? . @VivekGRamaswamy?
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Imagine Cracker Barrel but different. Imagine a CEO who actually loved Midwestern and Southern culture. What about pop up concerts and endorsements by Zach Bryan and Morgan Wallen? Why not lean into its heritage as an “after church” spot and create programs for church groups.
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Adults get obsessed with Disneyland because it’s the only place they can find a walkable small community with vernacular architecture and high social cohesion.
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When I hear the phrase “aristocrat of the soul” the first name that springs to mind is Norm MacDonald. He was obviously a genius, but as there is balance in all things, he also had extreme eccentricities. He never learned to drive, despite living in famously car-dependent Los
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A good looking rich Harvard student with a tragic family backstory was also a bit of a bad boy in his youth. This revelation will be devastating to the female vote.
RFK Jr. accused of being a COCAINE dealer at Harvard University - as former classmate speaks out
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1. A secret island where billionaires and former presidents and underage sex trafficking victims congregate. Good thing this turned out to be false! That would have such disturbing implications for our system.
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Being an NYPD cop is such an insane position now. You work for hysterical communists, but their core constituency hates you. You’re arresting families who try to get rid of squatters or military vets who try to defend people from violent schizophrenics. And your reward is getting.
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This post getting 159k likes shows exactly why modern mass democracy is unworkable.
literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a lil left over for savings no matter what job they do. why is that so absurd to some people?.
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Microsoft has an estimated $40.88 billion in US governmental contracts over the next 10 years. I am being completely serious when I say that number should be reset to 0, as long as Satya Nadella wants to expatriate those billions overseas.
AI is already transforming the lives of people across India by creating new opportunities and jobs, as stories like Jui's, Raghavendra's, and Venkatesh's show. That's why we’re committed to helping to equip 10 million Indians with AI skills by 2030.
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Skinny-fat cardio guy is the worst body type for men. It’s much better to be a big, cigar-smoking guy like Tony Soprano.
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“You see a room like this and I pray you have an employment lawyer ready. Because you’re gonna get hauled before HR. Maybe you asked for a hard deadline. Maybe you quietly swore when a client complained. Maybe you pointed out an error in a spreadsheet. I’m praying for you bro”
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Regular guy: Inflation-adjusted wages are down. I can’t afford a family. Democrats: $500 billion for foreign wars it is. Plus pride parades for 5th graders. Republicans: Dems hate you. We’ll spend $1 trillion on foreign wars. Libertarians: We’ll die for 5th grade pride parades.
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American privilege is taking the finest, classicly-trained British actors and making them play either a cartoon wizard or Batman's servant.
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Again, I’m sick of the sneering contempt shown towards midwesterners and southerners. Perhaps their biggest sin is that they put up with this treatment from downwardly mobile urbanite millennials.
Since “reconnecting” with high school “friends” is on the horizon with thanksgiving so near
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People on Reddit are celebrating this gym where you can walk on a stair stepper while looking at mountains…. Do they not know that you can actually hike up mountains in real life?
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The DARE program was utterly insane because the purported mission was completely correct but it was so horrifically executed that it made an entire generation of us pro-drug for decades. They should have just showed us a 39-year old fat pothead bassist without health insurance.
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It’s awesome how I give Apple $3,000 for a laptop and it’s slick and powerful and fun to use for 2 years, and then all of a sudden it’s a $3,000 paperweight that can’t even open emails. Scumbags.
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2. Chemical contaminants in nature are having bizarre effects on the gender and sexuality of frogs. Thank gosh that this one is false! Otherwise maybe people would have a fertility crisis and weird chemicals and plastics in our body too.
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My son enjoying our latest Persian rug. A 40 year old vegetable dyed pre-embargo Iranian import. Fill your house with wool and leather and wood. Changing your daily aesthetic environment changes your life.
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@MarmotRespecter “Sorry I’m so busy with the kids that this is my only chance to use my hair dryer that sounds like a 737 taking off”.
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For the Kamala Harris voters out there, “truncate” means to shorten.
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3. Here’s a classic: When everyone from the New York Times to Hillary Clinton was backing George Bush’s War in Iraq, Alex was a fierce critic. I can’t remember how that worked out. But I’m sure those institutions knew best!.
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@ThePopTingz Why just your kids? Give it away right now so you don’t spoil yourself either.
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Ugly day for our country. I never thought I would see the brave nation that won World War 2 side with a Russian dictator during a land war in Europe.
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The future Alabama boat salesman is picking these gals up in an SUV that weighs more than an M1 Abrams, and you’re reading Evola.
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Guy who went to “architecture” school in an ugly parking garage thinks waterfront Mediterranean apartments are terrible.
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When I worked for megacorp these are the types of people I had to fight tooth and nail to keep away from my projects. And now that I’m a business owner, KPMG thinks I should pay $50,000 for the privilege of working with them?.
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To pretend like we had any kind of free market before is insane. I pay anywhere from 20% to 2000% more on guns and gun parts than I should thanks to ideological taxes and regulations. A German police gun from the 80s should be a niche collectors item for $4-$5k and yet it’s.
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@amalaekpunobi How did they learn that were taking away women’s credit cards? That wasn’t supposed to come out until after the election. Also while the JD Vance tracking periods thing is true, that’s not a government policy. It’s just an incredible sensory trick he picked up while bear hunting.
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4. He talked about elites using young blood for medical experimentation. Well that’s just crazy. He’s been reading vampire novels. No shadowy tech billionaires would ever do something like this.
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Public schools are so insane. Literally millions of parents would rather spend $20,000 a year (or way more) than take something that is completely free. Imagine offering something so bad people will pay 6 figs to avoid it. Unfathomable to imagine that in the private sector.
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I know this is an extremely unpopular position, but I dont think people should go to prison for white collar crimes. I said the same thing about Elizabeth Holmes. Seize all their assets and put them to work making restitution for the victims, but they're not a threat to society.
Sam Bankman-Fried is doing 25 years behind bars, and is now sharing a cell block with Diddy. He joins us from prison for an update on his new life. (0:00) What Has Prison Been Like?.(2:28) Was SBF Ever on Adderall?.(4:42) SBF Meeting Diddy in Prison.(7:01) How Prison Has Changed
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6. Video footage of a secret gathering with ancient rituals in the California forest between billionaires and politicians. This one might be on video but we all know that video can be edited,.
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Justified or not, I feel like we’re not talking enough about how Australia, a major western democracy, has its own citizens under military lockdown.
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5. Governments have vast weather control programs. Again this is just silly. Seeding clouds with silver to provoke rain? That would never work in an arid place like Dubai.
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By the looks of the Centurion Lounge at the Charlotte airport we’re going to need at least another 50% crash in the markets.
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My son was delighted by the Dora the Explorer float at the Thanksgiving parade and I had to explain to him that she’s going to be deported in January. Now he’s in tears. Hope you’re happy with what you voted for MAGA chuds.
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It’s a terrible thing to raise a child without a mother. Sometimes it happens because of war or illness - but for wealthy men to do it deliberately… awful. You don’t need religious texts to know this, it’s blindingly obvious from seeing a baby in the arms of its mother.
welcome to the world, little guy!. he came early and is going to be in the nicu for awhile. he is doing well and it’s really nice to be in a little bubble taking care of him. i have never felt such love.
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