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I watch Law and Order and Perry Mason ME/ MY NAME/ I CALL MYSELF

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This year is a dream. A dream by Wes Craven.
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@_bbytorch @outerspacetaste Who abused this child? This is clear cut sexual abuse behavior. The mother probably had her around the same age as her daughter. She don't see it. I swear people need to take classes before having kids.
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@CS11__ Peter when he got caught staring.
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@DueyJalen @cinnamonzaddy He said that's none of my business.
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@Xaynlmb @shymydude She likes you. You're welcome young man. Shoot your shot.
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@BoostNEffect Pops used to tell me he's having a BBQ at 2. I show up at damn near 3. This dude looks at me tells me to put the charcoal in the grill. Then go ahead get them tongs and cook the meat. 😭😭😭😭 No matter how late I showed up.
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@1DOPEKEV @TwitterMoments Time to sue and get paid for questionable business practices.
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@legotrillermoth Damn. That kinda made me want to throw myself down some stairs.
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@LanaAsanin @Choolipapi @dom_lucre Trump is not 6'3 he's 6'1 probably. 342lbs. Well find out this Friday when he turns himself in.
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Guys with the face tattoos . You never thought you were getting out?
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If you see a black guy with glasses. Dont assume hes a nerd. Or that he reads comics. He does. But that's insulting.
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@SherzCapone And... I'm turning off the internet already today.
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When you look back and you only see one set of foot prints in the sand. Know this. I called a cab. I ain't walking on no hot ass beach!
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I love getting pity favs. It's like oh! That's cute. You tried. Here you go little fella.
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I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance. By not paying for car insurance.
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@LanaAsanin @Choolipapi @dom_lucre Cool. Who's taller in this picture?
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Looking for my ninja emoji but I can't find..... Ohhhhhh
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@Southside_Gunn Self defense. Dude was brandishing a firearm and threatening him.
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@outerspacetaste @_bbytorch That's what I'm talking about. Classic gear response with the peering on herself at night. Shows she to scared to get out of bed at night. And sexual acting out at such a young age. Trying to get validation. It's sickening.
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@Freeyourmindkid Sad. My 6yr had a school project where he supposed to name his ancestor that came to the country and what he brought with him. Like do you not see he's black and we can only go back maybe 6 generations. Teacher will not be happy with what we're going to do.
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White dudes from the ghetto. Calm the fuck down. We get it, you like rap music an black girls. U still have good credit U arent that hard.
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I'm not going to let you ruin my day. That's what I have a wife for.
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@BaileyCarlin @Travon I didn't hear anything in that clip before he decided to combat roll and unload on his own car.
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@michaelianblack @MrJoshCharles You live off the force?
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@spazzybo @XCLSVZER0 Congress makes the laws. He can do executive orders. But the next president will just reverse them. And congress can over rule him. Its like y'all didn't take civics.
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@tommy_stella Same. Look at that face. We adults don't matter.
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@iluvtrappin @Bofa_Boy @pollen196 How you ratio somebody with their own tweet? Directly underneath their own tweet. 😭😭😭😭
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@lajefa_logan Don't even care if Barack around. Just waiting to move in with candy in hand.
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Parenting status: wishing the Vulcan Neck pinch was a real thing
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@sky_yoongs @_bbytorch @outerspacetaste To true. Sad part from my experience it3s a family member. Father, grandfather, brother or cousin. I feel for this girl. And for her mother. I hope they can get some services to heal from this mess.
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*wife walks in What are you doing? *hides magazine Nothing *wife leaves *pulls out in style magazine
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@SDevon8 @EJ_Stewart Ma'am that's not force. It's intimidation and menacing. The first 3 officers were trying to get those kids to do "something." The boys needed to be treated like people. I hate this place.
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If any of you have any compassion what so ever do not spoil the series finale for Quantum Leap for me I taped it.
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@molllllusk Armies Hammer right now.
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@wandussyy @tweetbiblee The Twitters must be stopped!
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A news channel. But for dumb people. Oh! I was just informed its called Fox News.
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@Victor_J_Cowo @MKUltraMoney No. No. No. What ever depraved thing you can think about. It's worse than that. No. Worse than what you just thought of now too.
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You ever told a joke no one laughed so u killed them left the country, changed your name started a twitter acc told the same joke got rted
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@kingvader She was mean to all her staff. And some racist stuff too.
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@champishawty @wiccan_artist @YharnamZilla @huntichon Railway workers were massacred. Their whole families killed because they wanted unionize.
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@QuickestTempa Homie said I wasn't involved in the first place.
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@TinaSmi43212544 @CHICAGOCREATUR1 She didn't realize the woman was twice her size. She made the mistake of looking back after she started running. She pulled horror movie victim IRL.
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I start all my bed time stories the same Once Upon A Time IN SOUTH CENTRAL! Where packin a gat is FUNDAMENTAL!
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@maromaku @SloonDaDon They should have never gave y'all art supplies.
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@bitchiwas999 DOmestic violinnnns! 187?
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I think this old guy in front of me is getting a bj from his wife. That's the only reason he should be driving that slow.
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@ProArguer Your gimmick is trash.
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@yonkowanton @javroar Somebody could have gotten herpes. Or gingivitis.
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Nothing says great decision maker/future planner like face and neck tattoos.
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@kideternitys @TheyLoveZee__ @jfm_montgomery @DAnteFourPrez @wutangzakk @atspace @myah_islam For real. Even if it's just 1 of your friends saying we going to the club and bring 2 extra dudes with him. Like what y'all trying to do to, rob a bank or rob me or worse?
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@neneluvsu2 @_bbytorch @outerspacetaste I'm sorry that happened to you. I how you've gotten therapy and everything bad to happen to your father. God forgives. I don't.
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@gotouchsomgrass @DeepInIttt @KevOnStage @teflondom7 That's why they used to give out cheese logs in WIC. It was over produced back in the day.
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@taeoct6jr These women need to get their lives together. This man has 4 life sentences. He killed 3 people and they want to have sex and give him money. Trust me he's already having sex without y'all criminal creeps. Gay for the stay as they say.
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@chrisjohn_12345 @s_m_i @ValarMorDollars You can even forgo that by leaving the rest to an animal and having your child as an executor of the animal. I'm not rich and I know of this trick. Why do I know this?
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@esotericgrifter @p8stie You forgot the Caribbean Islands for women.
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@Kutielee @1DollaPizza @OutSmokeChapo Why? Just why? And for hwat? Should never gave y'all art supplies.
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@TadLoad @lonely_heheh Xenomorph is disappointed in your racist comment.
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