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| Former Teacher who dropped out of grad school to tweet | Past: Sports Illustrated, XFL, Dan Le Batard Show, Barstool
A couple weeks ago I had to check myself into the hospital due to severe anxiety and depression.
I'm, obviously ^^^, struggling a lot right now, but I'm getting better and hope this story may help someone out there on
#WorldMentalHealthDay
Love you all
What fruit/vegetable do you think you could throw the farthest? I think my answer is an avocado. Apple is close, but the slip factor is too high. I think I could absolutely GUN an avocado
Addison Rae started doing dances on TikTok and now her dad is an embarrassing public disgrace and her mom is making out with Yung Gravy at the VMAs. Tough break
I bought those balls you’re supposed to be able to throw at the ceiling and they stick for a couple seconds then fall down.
It has not come down. It has been 10 minutes.
I need Nickelodeon to do a companion broadcast on election night. Patrick from SpongeBob explaining the electoral college and slime being dumped on the losing candidate during their concession speech
Do you know what a "bottle night" is?
Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY.
We lock our phones away, turn the TV off...
Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk.
That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence.
We live…
Remember all those smash-and-grab videos of store theft? Now meet the suburban housewife and her husband behind an $8 million nationwide shoplifting ring. 😏
It’s always jarring to see that when government actually wants to do something they can swiftly and effectively.
They do not care about the real issues hurting us.
This kid’s dad has DM’d LITERALLY every single professional sports account I’ve ever worked on 10+ times. Sometimes hundreds. Sports Illustrated, XFL, Barstool begging to be posted.
It’s the saddest case of vicariously living through a kid I’ve ever seen. Hope it works out.
From
@TheAthletic
: Baby Gronk is a 10-year-old whose father is pitching him as the next big thing in college football. “He’s a real athlete. He’s not a normal kid,” his father told us. “He has been trained and programmed since he was 6 years old.”
NEW: Bud Light appears to be in desperation mode, partners with right-leaning comedian Shane Gillis.
Remarkable.
Gillis, who is a polar opposite from Dylan Mulvaney, is popular for his gay jokes and pro-conservative takes.
“Gay Vikings. Dude, you're just some villager looking
"I can see exactly why Jimmy Kimmel felt the way he felt, especially with his position. But I think Aaron was just trying to talk shit."
Pat McAfee opens his show by responding to the fallout and threats of legal action coming out of his Tuesday interview with Aaron Rodgers
DK Metcalf learning sign language to shit talk opponents without getting fined has gotta be the funniest length anyone has ever gone to for shit talking
NBC News: Trump is using his phone in the courtroom, openly flouting the rules of the courtroom. Blanche just told him to stop and Trump tucked the phone in his pocket while looking annoyed.
@MSNBC
I can’t get over the situation Kelce has gotten himself into. He’s faced with:
1. Getting destroyed lyrically
2. Getting called a distraction for the team
3. Millions of women turning on him
4. Absolute glory if it works out
I wish him the best
They make her walk thru a metal detector?!?
Also Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman are insanely famous dudes and they don’t even THINK of mentioning them or getting them in focus. Taylor casts a big shadow.
I asked South Carolina head coach Dawn Staley if she supports transgender women (biological males) playing women's college basketball.
"If you consider yourself a woman and you want to play sports or vice versa, you should be able to play."
@sweatystartup
Porn + Uber Eats + sports betting + weed + heavy drinking
Insanely destructive habits, and unfortunately the agenda of a lot of guys every weekend
Reminder that this is what Capitol Police did to disabled peaceful protestors three years ago who simply wanted better healthcare.
Dragged out of wheelchairs.
Trump is actively trying to cut the United States’ Department of Education’s budget by $5.6 billion dollars. LeBron James himself has pledged $42 million dollars to provide scholarships to eleven hundred underserved students.
LeBron also built a school.
There are absolutely zero scenarios in which I can imagine myself not moving so a family could sit together.
People have gotten so comfortable being awful and bragging about it online lmao
starting fights over on facebook bc i will die on this hill that my life is not expendable for your own convenience bc you have kids and i don’t. absolutely the fuck not.
I finally have the courage to admit that I sent this tweet without permission after the entire company got wiped out. I did it. It was my greatest tweet ever and I will never top it. ESPN cited it as "The XFL's only official comment."
Feels good to get this off my chest.
Teddy Roosevelt got shot mid-speech, said “it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose” and finished, but yeah this bozo benching 105 in jeans is the peak male form
I have a student who (very generously) brings me a coffee every week before class.
I complained the other week that my straw was too short.
Bodied me today