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, @mancity #GoBucks. Carlos Alcaraz and Ben Shelton fan #LetEmKnow
Joined April 2015
First playoff rankings that came out last season , he bought tickets to watch all these teams play besides TCU lmao
Last October, Connor Stalions bought a single ticket to Tennessee’s game vs UK. Three minutes later, he transferred it to a person who attended the game in a seat facing Vols’ sideline. Stalions also bought tix to UGA, Bama, CLEM & last 2 SEC title games.
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Easily my favorite Buckeye qb since CJ Stroud.
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I’ll cheer for ISIS before I cheer for Michigan.
As a Big Ten football fan… are you rooting for Michigan against Alabama?
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Never tell me again Auburn Alabama is the best rivalry in college football.
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@POTUS NOOOOO! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO! MY 7 YEAR OLD SON HAS BEEN CRYING ALL MORNING! HE ASKED “ARE THEY REALLY GONNA GET AWAY WITH RIGGING THE ELECTION?!” I held back tears. I said “Yes son, this was a rigged Mickey Mouse election.” WE ARE MOVING TO ALASKA NEXT WEEK! NOT MY PRESIDENT!.
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Josh Allen can’t beat two of the top teams in the AFC Should the bills move on from him?.
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So Jim Harbaugh skipped an ass beating in 2020 and then developed one of the most advanced cheating systems sports have ever seen to beat Ohio State. This is insane 😂.
Sources: Michigan staffer Connor Stalions bought tickets for more than 30 games at 11 Big Ten schools over the past three years. Also, video evidence of sideline taping is expected to be sent to the NCAA this week, caught by stadium surveillance this year.
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@HotZoneShai @wojespn The Oklahoma City Thunder are promoting assistant Mark Daigneault to become the franchise’s next head coach, sources tell ESPN.
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@marchmadness @BarackObama @FinalFour All number 1 seeds won’t make the final 4 a terrible bracket from a terrible president.
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A 6-0 SEC team with two top 15 wins and a conference championship would be a lock for the playoffs in ESPN eyes.
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Not hiring Jon Calipari will probably go down as one of the biggest what-ifs in school history.
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@Warriors_Guru Saying a CHILD will be “hotter” than someone when they grow up is bizarre behavior.
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@realDonaldTrump Mr. President this morning at Dunkin Donuts I overheard a liberal in front of me say he was gonna vote for Biden. I got so outraged I went up to him and knocked his coffee out of his hand. Everybody else in the building started clapping and chanting “MAGA!! MAGA!!”.
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@B3KE_III Still has grown men in tears daily four years later greatest championship win of all time
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There’s no way Ryan Day lets us lose this game Saturday.
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If you want a spring Rose bowl, please let me know so I can block you.
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@AdamSchefter I haven’t laughed so hard since Tom Brady couldn’t beat a backup QB in the Super Bowl.
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If a seven-year-old lies like that, you have bigger problems than a divorce.
Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband’s “other girlfriend“ as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We‘re well into our divorce proceedings and he won’t forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML.
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@ClutchSports_CU @CFBONFOX @AlabamaFTBL @GeorgiaFootball @OU_Football @joelklatt Say whatever helps you sleep at night.
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@CFBONFOX @AlabamaFTBL @GeorgiaFootball @OU_Football @joelklatt How can anyone say Clemson is a top 5 team?.
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How can Kyler Murray and DeAndre Hopkins look so good together but Baker and Odell still don’t after a full season together.
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@ColinCowherd Ohio State beat a really good Notre Dame team. Bama beat Utah State, and Clemson is playing Georgia Tech.
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@TLawSzn @Cantguardmike If You take away Mike Thomas’ slant routes this season, He STILL would have led the league in catches and yards lmao. He only had 30 catches this season that were slants. out of 149.
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@cantguardjoshb @BleacherReport @brhoops @camijustice LeBron spending time with his kid makes you sick seek help.
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There’s some brown fans who don’t want to pay Myles Garrett.
#Browns Myles Garrett accounted for 49 pressures in the ten games he played. In the five games since, all CLE edge defenders have combined for 32 pressures.
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@Rudolph2Mason Mason is definitely the kid who says “ don’t mess with me my dad is a lawyer”.
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@ClutchSports_CU @CFBONFOX @AlabamaFTBL @GeorgiaFootball @OU_Football @joelklatt Georgia also isn’t the second best team in the country lol.
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@SportsCenter I’ll bet a lot of money that this single tweet is the only time ESPN will talk about this.
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@BleacherReport Thank god my four-year-old son has not stopped crying and is refusing to sleep/ eat since he heard the news of Udoka having sex with a co-worker; he will be relieved he has been punished.
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A very normal thing to say about a 18-year-old.
Julian Sayin looks like those girls that were easily roped in to get assaulted and murdered in the 70s and 80s.
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@City_Xtra @MailSport Why are they doing this? Don’t they realize the league will be easier to win with fewer competitions for us to play in.
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