as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

Two Americas. https://t.co/jGhjnxHZdf https://t.co/t4zqDXtIoZ

MEN WHO HATE WOMEN: here is my YouTube channel about hating women, my book explaining why women are inferior, and my $999 e-course on how to fuck more women WOMEN WHO HATE MEN: I’m going out to the garden now. Tonight I’ll make a pie. I have not thought about a man in six years.

Jeff Bezos is like “aren’t you jealous that I can go to space???” and it’s like, no dude, we’re jealous you can go to the hospital.

There's "technical debt", and then there are decisions you make the morning of the release date that can only be described as 9000% APR technical payday loans

Hypothesis: Riding a bicycle for everyday trips is the gateway drug to local activism, and to realizing the crisis of democracy is government serving loudest voices, rather than majority. First thing that happens when you ride a bike for errands is, drivers try to kill you.

It's done! FINALLY I can share this! Basically everything I've posted over the past 3 years has been for this first episode of Dynamo Dream. I really hope you enjoy it :D https://t.co/iTKcuqFt5I

Colorado just became the first state in the country to prohibit legacy admissions at its public colleges and universities, under a new law just signed by Gov. Jared Polis.

finally we can get back to the way things were 🥰

I've been bummed about Dan Kaminsky's passing. I saw his colorblind app at Hackers Conf in 2009. He was so principled and so talented. https://t.co/CcQ8jZnFUf

My organization has hidden the gender of 5 babies around the city. We will reveal one every hour until our demands have been met

[conservatives after another unarmed kid is killed] uhhh well if you look at his https://t.co/jinLhJ4BDW profile you’ll find he mained the dps role in Overwatch, pointing to his propensity for aggression.. .

the Monarch's diadem glows with a ruby ripped from the living rock beneath distant jungles. Their Personage sits atop a throne of the finest gold and ivory centuries of opium monopolies could buy. "Actually," They say, exceedingly vexed, "We are the least Racist people We know."

"Europeans live longer because of olive oil, red wine and nuts" Also they can go to the doctor any time they want and not go bankrupt

European politicians appear to be making some sort of coronavirus vaccine beefcake pinup calendar

It actually takes two impeachments to vaccinate against Trump

The perpetrator of the crime is not the one who gets to decide it's time to move on and heal

BREAKING: Saruman breaks ties with Sauron. Says he is shocked by Sauron's "rhetoric." Quoted saying: "Mordor is better than this."