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🔞 master of all trades, jack of none. $100 unblocking fee
the forest, oregon
Joined August 2018
magic is real 😌
thanks anon 😍. the next thing I'm going to manifest is first class airfare to Sao Paulo
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this is gonna be your living room this morning if you don't buy me them cha cha heels
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Bryan, the next step is witchcraft. My dms are open
I think magic mushrooms are a longevity therapy. After seeing the data from two doses, psilocybin offers unique longevity effects that complement the best performing therapies I’ve done to date including sauna, hyperbaric oxygen therapy, sleep, nutrition and exercise. This was
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I'll stop having beef with the maiden/mother/crone archetypes once we redefine masc deities as: teeny weeny baby dick big ol boner and flaccid grandpa
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I only subsist on pure prana via sunning my butthole at dawn and dusk, but your thing is cool too I guess
i don’t eat/drink the following: - coffee (never had in my life) - alcohol - sparkling water - candy or really any sweets - energy drinks - fried foods - seafood (yes, that means no sushi) - pork - burgers - cookies or sugary pastries (esp. no icing) - soda - chips/snacks
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I had a reading done; it was incredibly on point and resonated deeply with everything going on in my life. And jw was very kind and insightful, helped me interpret the cards I was dealt
as you're making plans for 2026, consider oracular consultation I'm offering tarot readings for specific questions and predictive astrology to uncover imminent & ongoing planetary boons and challenges rates are sliding scale, calculated by how hot and/or oppressed you are
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Honestly??? I got a reading done and it was deeply insightful and validating. I genuinely needed to hear the stuff I heard. If you're even a little curious, definitely reach out to her. She's amazing and really skilled. 👏
as you're making plans for 2026, consider oracular consultation I'm offering tarot readings for specific questions and predictive astrology to uncover imminent & ongoing planetary boons and challenges rates are sliding scale, calculated by how hot and/or oppressed you are
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post a hot yet vaguely threatening selfie and suddenly I'm america's sweetheart but shitpost about esoteric yoga practices and it's crickets. typical smfh
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turning into one of those rise and grind guys but it's 4am: sit in lotus and breathe weird 5am: stare at a candle flame without blinking 530am: awaken the serpent Kundalini coiled at the base of my spine to arise through sushumna to bindu 5:55am: achieve all siddhis 6am: coffee
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ok I've received the backpack so if you want to provide trip patronage it's cash only baybeeee
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WHO the FUCK is bookmarking my selfies without buying me dinner first
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haha heyyy I'm your new sleep paralysis demon
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@ItsAuntieChrist this emoji but it's a foot 💅
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who is she
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the first time my transmasc ex jokingly called me the f-slur (hard t) I felt like I had committed a hate crime
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the bataille tarot deck told me not to get cunty nails tomorrow. gonna keep having lil baby fings indefinitely 🥺
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cut up divination is more involved than tarot but has infinite possibilities. it's been around since the dadaists used it as an art technique but William Burroughs, once a member of the same occult organization I'm part of, is credited with popularizing it among magicians
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you're in her dms, I'm wrist deep in her subtle body on the astral plane we are not the same
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