Explaining student debt cancellation to Biden by giving him 20 werthers originals and telling him he owes the bank 25 werthers originals and it clicks and he’s just fucking crying and he won’t stop and they gotta cancel his phone call with Thailand
Putin claims Prigozhin’s plane crashed because the Wagner leadership got drunk and/or high, then set off hand grenades during the flight.
Seems legit, definitely no further questions about that incident, we can all move on
An attack on Saudi Arabia’s oil processing plant at Abqaiq has left the world with 5.7 million fewer barrels of oil a day. That’s the biggest ever sudden disruption to global oil supply.
Here’s why it has major implications for the world
Sanders supporters, remember: this isn’t about me. This isn’t about you. This is about executing the dog Chris Matthews in Central Park for daring to speak out against the rise of our Red Legions
New CDC Polio Guidelines:
- polio not that bad
- FDR had polio
- people love horses
- was thinking of polo there, ignore that
- return to the office now to receive your polio
Is this the future of podcasts?
AI conversations | Bill Gates x Socrates
I think very realistic conversations like this will be bread and butter in any streaming app.
Let’s take it one step further and imagine this but personalized towards you? 🤯
What do you think?
LOVE: Families & kiddos in Broadview Heights come out and do the Pledge of Allegiance together every morning while schools are shut down. Social distancing done right!
(video courtesy: Keith Gaydosh
@MilkovichSchool
)
One thing that’s weird is if you graffiti downtown you’re a “terrorist” but if you actively train with a white nationalist militia you’re a “trump supporter”
MORPHEUS: you can take the blue pill. Or you can take the red pill
COOL TEEN: *takes both pills*
MORPHEUS: oh fuck
COOL TEEN: I don’t feel good
MORPHEUS: shit how old are you?
COOL TEEN: hngggg14
MORPHEUS: oh shit oh fuck
If Jar Jar Binks was a senator in America, what state would he represent? Send your thoughts as I wait for the carbon monoxide from my car to fill the garage!
I know we’re all over it and it’s not interesting anymore but what do we do with the fact that every powerful person in this country is certifiably insane?
Nancy Pelosi: Protesters calling for a ceasefire in Gaza "is Mr. Putin's message... Make no mistake, this is directly connected to what he would like to see...
"I think some of these protesters are spontaneous and organic and sincere. Some I think are connected to Russia."
IDK why everyone gets huffy Netflix is a business failure. They directly funnel mountains of shady VC money into stand up comedy and anime. It rules. It's like if Robin Hood stole from the rich but only gave money to mimes.
Young men are going down pipelines. They are alienated by their experiences in lava castles They are racing against everyone they have ever known in perilous go kart events.
If Timothee Chalamet was big, he would be reviled. Tied to a cart and forced to do farm labor day after day. It is because he is small we can use him to depict boyfriends across various times and settings
Ellen Degeneres? More like Ellen Rethinkthis.
Please subscribe to my account, the doctors say they will only treat my sons terrible disease if we can reach 20k. I don’t know what else to do.