ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN
@PtakTestKitchen
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It’s me! Celebrity chef Alex Ptak!
Brooklyn, NY
Joined November 2011
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When I was around 6 I discovered Microsoft Paint and it felt very powerful to be able to generate all these images that I’d never be able to make on paper but I didn’t really have any great ideas about what to make so I would just type my own name in different fonts
I’ve been sneaking into a few of my favourite Christmas films! Which one of these is your favourite?
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Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter
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NEW QUORATORS → How do I keep my body smell good, especially down there? → During "watersports", how detectable is the THC level in the recipient? → Do you hate NFL players in tight white pants as much as I do? GO LISTEN! https://t.co/udQqGgBgFV
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2nd show in Philly tonight, beloved ⬇️
TONIGHT!!!! CUYAHOGA RIVER FIRES 🔥 @UnionTransfer TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE AT LINK https://t.co/TQQRO7kAWq
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Designed as an FPP-first experience, PUBG: Black Budget is a tactical extraction shooter built around tension, survival, and the unknown.
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One door leads to safety, the other door leads to death. One guard only tells the truth, the other guard only tells lies. You may ask only one question. “what are you, the door brothers”
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Flamin Hot Cheeto Crunchwrap and Tap Water lunch
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🎄 Trump Advisor: Bernie Sanders is coming for your favorite Christmas ads @StephenMoore warns that Bernie Sanders' plan to end pharmaceutical ads may sound good to some - but could be abused by a future Democrat admin to ban things like Christmas ads for gas-powered cars.
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IDK man it just feels like nobody has their heart in this one
U.S. SEIZES OIL TANKER OFF COAST OF VENEZUELA — BBG
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Swag Wars
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
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NEW QUORATORS! do people actually click these things based on the Quora questions I list out here? unclear! this episode is called THE BLUES because Alex is sad. so I made all of us blue in it CLICK TO CHEER UP SAD ALEX: https://t.co/YgbcVaPtWA
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"We are in the midst of winter, enduring the suffering of cold, rain, displacement in tents, the high cost of living, and continuous bombardment at night." Please help out Rulin by sharing or donating. https://t.co/lzJaGwRxzO
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In a single moment, our lives changed forever. The war left us with nothing but shattered memories and a harsh reality that is impossible to bear. We lost our home, the one that cost us so much in...
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But what if Frankenstein was vascular and toned? These are the questions asked by the bold new film Shredded Frankenstein
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We need policies that champion newer, modern recycling to keep up with demand for products made with recycled plastic.
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ALAN MOORE SCRIPT: 2000 word essay comparing morning light to God’s beard ALAN MOORE’S ILLUSTRATOR: Rorschach socks a guy in the balls
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You know the Christmas Adventurers just hate Rudolf. They probably all throw food at the screen when his nose lights up
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Style is cyclical which means, that’s right, the Cookie Monster flat brim is coming back
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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.
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Indulge yourself with class, style, and sophistication. Dress to impress this holiday season with Gentlemen's Guru. Shop the latest styles in men's formal wear and accessories for the modern gentleman. Get assistance from our Experts Award Winning Brand
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