i love butter on toast

i’m getting to that age where i’m considering selling my soul to a corporate entity.

RT @aallleeexxxxxx1:

RT @rootemperature: don’t u guys hate when ur adhd makes u manipulate people for personal gain and harm small animals.

RT @mr_certainly: I can’t even enjoy the dancing Six Flags guy anymore. All I see is bourgeois decadence.

honestly i don’t find anyone attractive anymore since my wife left me in 2017.

trying to act normal while my 30 year old “friend” introduces me to his 29 year old boyfriend.

it’s okay to have an energy drink at 5PM when you have adhd.

mfw i’m on break

mysterious cracker on my windshield this morning

have you ever. Ben so high yoh eat raisin

RT @moll11y: I love my beautiful croomf @ratsnotagain

just found out that. Raisings are grape I’m shaking I. So scared.

RT @whatsgoodgurl: Being Aeropostale 4 Halloween.

when i see a bird outside

RT @whatsgoodgurl: Patients is. Vortieue.

Smoking crack just isn’t the same without my dog. I hate my bitch wife and she is not returning my calls. I could take or leave the kids but give me my mf dog back.

yeah. Imagine how bad it is for me, as a snail.

it’s summer

good morning good pussy girl. good morning tight pussy girl. good morning. I like the way you’re keeping it.