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@murderbirv
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i love butter on toast
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@murderbirv
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me after smoking weed and becoming afraid of everyone
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@murderbirv
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on the hunt
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@murderbirv
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Malcolm in the Middle East
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@murderbirv
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what if therapists could smoke with you
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@murderbirv
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@murderbirv
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when he calls you mid
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@murderbirv
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7 months
when the whole chat is on adderall cooking up bangers
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@murderbirv
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2 years
i want a love like this
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@murderbirv
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6 months
help me find her
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@murderbirv
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2 years
me as a therapist: lol that sucks have you tried smoking weed or maybe having a beer
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@murderbirv
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2 years
leave the mom jeans out of it
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@murderbirv
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@murderbirv
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9 months
@AnneChovy2 no but like she’s giving and we have to admit that…
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@murderbirv
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6 months
this is how i jerk off
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@murderbirv
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@imniceandsmart he is my kindred spirit
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@murderbirv
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3 months
went with this
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@murderbirv
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4 months
what’s a good haircut when you have a fucking bird face
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@murderbirv
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10 months
i asked for family guy hentai but they gave me this
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@murderbirv
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7 months
i’m unwell and my quality of life is low, it’s time to put me down
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@murderbirv
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the pussy is the penis of the woman
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@murderbirv
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9 months
he was posting bangers
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This kind of martyr complex is absolutely deadly to a marriage
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@murderbirv
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sorry for that weird thing i said. it’s because i’m weird
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@murderbirv
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9 months
fourth hole tonight 👀 fourth hole tonight queen?? fourth hole tonight 👀
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@murderbirv
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6 months
fuck this, suck that… nobody MAKES LOVE anymore
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@murderbirv
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9 months
9/11 last responder here, just arrived on the scene… looks like it’s already been taken care of.
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@murderbirv
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i’m sitting in my own feces
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@murderbirv
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they’re saying this is the song of the summer
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@murderbirv
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7 months
masturbating to a really funny tweet
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@murderbirv
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2 years
fakecels all around us
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@murderbirv
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shaving my pussy to meet his parents
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@murderbirv
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@bagridbagrid phew so glad this isn’t just me being a woman
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@murderbirv
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2 months
can somebody explain to me what is happening? in general
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@murderbirv
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8 months
what does it mean when people bookmark a selfie
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@tinylittlehomie yeah it’s grocery day tomorrow 🤦‍♀️
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@murderbirv
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2 years
guy who says “things are about to get epic” right before having sex
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@murderbirv
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2 years
i just don’t think children should be getting married tbh
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insanely tacky to have a child-free wedding
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@murderbirv
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i shit my pants again
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@murderbirv
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post lobotomy feeling good
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@murderbirv
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@smokeismedicine my boyfriend is 2’6 and i hardly notice unless i’m in heels
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@murderbirv
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@cheeserburger sorry that i live life to the fullest
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@murderbirv
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2 years
i love being Online™
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@murderbirv
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4 months
nobody fucking gets me
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@murderbirv
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2 years
some of y’all need a nice woman to fix you
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@murderbirv
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if the romans had adderall they def could’ve built that shit in a day
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@murderbirv
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2 years
i slipped and fell in my own shit
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@murderbirv
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7 months
seeing hot women and thinking “yuuuuuuup”
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@murderbirv
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10 months
what are you doing⁉️🤔
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@murderbirv
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10 months
😩💯
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@murderbirv
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8 months
you wouldn’t hit a little guy!!!
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@murderbirv
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7 months
had to, brother
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@murderbirv
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9 months
girls with trinkets have the best pussy
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@murderbirv
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10 months
(homie who hasn’t heard of anxiety) y’all ever just get really fuckin scared for no reason?? 😂😂 nah jus playin
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@murderbirv
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2 years
you’re telling me a seed raped this oil??
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@murderbirv
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2 years
mfw i take 1 hit of my weed pen
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@LokenFoodReview i’m screaming on the inside and chilling on the outside!
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@murderbirv
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@cheese_pilled i want to lick its holes
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@murderbirv
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do amish people see in black and white?
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the Simpson s are those. Yellow cartoon
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@murderbirv
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maybe there’s more to life than twitter and smoking weed…
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@lindawg feels steeped in manipulation…
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@murderbirv
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2 years
just shat on my friend’s floor and blamed her dog x
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@murderbirv
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i asked my niece if she started the war in ukraine and she said yes
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@murderbirv
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my horny ass could NOT meet yoda
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9 months
they’re making spreadsheets of your ass in girls chat
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@murderbirv
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8 months
the hottest girl you know lives in a heap of trash
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@murderbirv
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7 months
exactly… exactly…
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@murderbirv
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2 years
it’s so hot when a guy is straight up ugly and smells like human feces
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@murderbirv
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10 months
desk duty at the dick sucking factory today 👎
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@murderbirv
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@DylanTop5 i was stunned
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@murderbirv
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what’s a shit like you doing in an ass like this?
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@murderbirv
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2019 to 2023… this is what weed does to a mf
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@c0ck_l3snar
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2019 to 2023
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@murderbirv
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women are just using you to play iphone games bro
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@murderbirv
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please show me your breasts
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@murderbirv
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i think i’m going to try this whole “jacking off” thing people keep talking about
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@murderbirv
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it’s raining my head hurts i had therapy now im making a bear what are u doing
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@murderbirv
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5 months
it dinner time
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@murderbirv
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11 months
pussy pussy pussy pussy marijuana
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@murderbirv
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8 months
i have male loneliness
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being normal, has anyone else tried this?
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@murderbirv
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2 years
it’s cool how amy schumer probably has the money to make herself less ugly but she doesn’t
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i’m exploring my home and native land
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@murderbirv
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if you get downvoted on twitter you die in real life
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i’m as stoned as a homosexual in iran
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@murderbirv
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when i see tits i get all perverted
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@murderbirv
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2 years
i like my pussy a little al dente
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@murderbirv
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as it is my birthday i would like to request you please reply to this with a picture of your pets, this is my wish
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girls who mooch off their parents’ costco memberships have the best pussy
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@murderbirv
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2 years
he was a stoner boy, she said “see ur boner, boy” he wasn’t wood enough for her
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@murderbirv
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how do you expect me to sleep when my swag is turned on
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@murderbirv
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whenever i see a sweet nerdy guy who doesn’t get girls, i just wanna give him the sex he deserves!
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@murderbirv
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nice 400lb squat bro, can i fuck you in the ass?
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@murderbirv
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who up getting blocked by pedophiles
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@murderbirv
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pussy is one of those things you can eat so much of but you’re hungry again an hour later!
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@murderbirv
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it’s my freaking birthday
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just put two and two together. it’s four
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@murderbirv
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9 months
never 👏 ask 👏 a 👏 woman 👏 how 👏 many 👏 cheerios 👏 are 👏 in 👏 her 👏 bed 👏
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@murderbirv
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being a girl is so fun when it isn’t full of horrors
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Mood is passenger princess... true
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