this is who ur being mean to btw

how ima be pulled up on my next date

https://t.co/i6eWmGHgG0

this meal prep shit is easy

infernodan told me my tweets are coworker humor

Enjoy the best experience on X.

@rootemperature nahh but once corona is over u wont see me on this disgustinggggggggg shitt website again ;DDDDDDDDDD i will be irlmaxxing,,,, and perma delete discord + twitter maxing only irl enjoying once this is over ;DDDDDDDDDDD,,,

cant wait until this pandemic ends and i can get back in the gym

if ur pure of heart ur actually allowed to hit the curb sometimes

Trump says NEWSMAX is 'terrific!' Click below to find out why...

would u trust me as ur accountant

ok not everything needs a wrapped

@rootemperature *me, the horniest I've ever been in my entire life* "yeah no totally babe you could easily hit diamond on support if you tried, your team just won't be good enough so it's not worth it"

he said he likes a girl with goals so i told him im hitting diamond next season

all men do is use u

NOOOO WTF THEY MADE ME SO OLD 💔💔

my gf is 12

people will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby

dudes be like who gaf about spotify wrapped then post their arena clips

Die trying by drake? girl who showed u that 😹

please note i’m not sharing my wrapped this year not because it sucks or anythinggggg but because i’m on some extremely esoteric shit you’ve never heard of anyways ha ha

i swear on my life man. on wallah.

these lineups are so funnyakfjskdkd wth am i doing there