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I’m out here swimming in the wrong direction.
Joined March 2023
that 10th dentist wouldn’t know what hit them
What if Colgate and Crest collab made the best toothpaste ever
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I swear I wasn’t scared, I was just trying not to smile idk why my face did that
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one tequila soda and Red Hot Chili Peppers by the pool has me reconsidering the Bay Area
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went to Halloween Horror Nights for a company outing and now everyone I work with has heard me gutturally scream for my life.
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nice try but I have already depicted you as the bumbling olaf and me as the chad marbles
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they leaked embarrassing pictures and showed his b hole to the world. I’d be uncooperative too !!
「蓋にひっかかったヒキガエル」 アメリカ・テキサス州で、動物保護施設のスプリンクラーのバルブカバーの隙間を通り抜けようとして失敗したヒキガエルが発見される。蓋ごと動物病院に運ばれるも、作業中は職員に排泄物をかけるなど非協力的だったけど無事に救出されたとのこと。
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I walked 21 miles this past weekend and my body feels like a piece of beef that’s been tenderized (derogatory).
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it is so nice in San Francisco this weekend it feels like they used weather machines to manipulate it.
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I am pleased to announce that I have overcome the iMessage pool yips.
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walked 5 miles then I had a chicken sandwich (on Dutch crunch) with a little wine cocktail as a treat and now I’m ready for another 5 miles.
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I went to the circus center and everyone knew you. they said your monkeys are out of control and you should really do something about it.
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and just for the record, I am not the reason why he has a nub. he is a rescue and his tail was already docked when I adopted him.
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ok it is still too early to tell but I might have trained Bernie to wiggle his tail nub on demand… !!
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Took twitter’s sweetheart @ratsnotagain to see the 35mm screening of Supercop at Pixar this past week. She was a complete normie with zero Hong Kong action film knowledge but still had a grand time. a great reminder that even mid-tier Jackie Chan flicks were pretty magical.
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So I'm baby sitting a girl and she thinks her mom's name is "my love" cause her father been calling her mom by this name ever since she's born.😭❤️
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