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I’m out here swimming in the wrong direction.

Joined March 2023
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@ratsnotagain
erin
11 months
my life can best be described as a comedy of Erin’s.
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erin
22 hours
you ever get high enough to eat raisins.
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erin
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brushing my dog’s ears because we have company coming over.
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erin
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me and Bernie
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erin
3 days
not checking to see if someone already made this joke. #gotem.
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erin
3 days
it’s called having a blue check haha.
@BluebriarArts
❥ hazel Ψ
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imagine getting paid to ragebait newborns all day.
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erin
3 days
need a power walk so bad.
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erin
3 days
can science explain why I’m craving chili cheese fries at 11 am.
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erin
3 days
nobody ever mentions this one and I think about it all the time.
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@bananafitz
Anna Fitzpatrick
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I love it when somebody tweets “what’s the best 30 rock joke” and everyone replies with their fave 30 rock joke. Can somebody pls do that? I would but I’ve done it too many times in the past and I should let somebody else have the engagement this time.
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erin
4 days
he might be the comfiest, coziest boy of all time.
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erin
4 days
dressed like a software engineer… when in rome.
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erin
4 days
RT @murderbirv: when i see a bird outside
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erin
4 days
37 year old men love saying doggo.
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erin
4 days
thank you to all the freaks on here who reaffirm my decision to only post face. I have a banging body that you will never get to see.
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erin
5 days
gave a random girl my bikini on the 4th of July because I never wear it and she just sent me a picture of her wearing it Italy 🥲🥹.
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erin
5 days
woke up super strong and ripped my coffee bag to shreds and spilled coffee beans everywhere before even having coffee.
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erin
5 days
got my hat back but a bus definitely ran over it
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erin
5 days
a bus stop full of people saw the wind blow my hat clean off into the street and I just walked away lol.
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erin
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without my hat.
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erin
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a bus stop full of people saw the wind blow my hat clean off into the street and I just walked away lol.
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erin
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I let Bernie pick the treats for his walk today and there was a clear winner.
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erin
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first date idea we give each other pet names.
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