Mort Barry
@mortbarry
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Vulnerable and relatable Comedian . Over-thinker. Underachiever. Kvetch.
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Joined February 2010
Those Spiritual Dudes on the street be AGGRESSIVE ššššš
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I have a long history of losing interest in things I'm good at, which is the reason I'm still doing standup comedy and having sex.
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The crime, inflation, and the in your face racism today makes me feel like Iām reliving the 70s, with Lexapro, Viagra, and shitty music.
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Like this if you ever made the mistake of mixing Tequila and Bourbon.
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If you have really bad handwriting in China do teachers scream "that looks like English!" at you? @Desbishop
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Sometimes I miss having the wrong time on my car clock for six months.
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The president told me he did this on Indigenous Peoples Day in honor of you.
For two excruciating years, I have called for the return of the hostages brutally kidnapped on October 7th and held in Gaza. Today is a good day. Surviving Israeli hostages are finally home and reuniting with loved ones. I'm thinking of them and their families on this joyful day
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Thoughts and prayers to all the musicians, bands, actors, comedians, models, activists and humanitarians who will have to find some new tragedy to exploit for their own career trajectory.
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My biggest fear of self driving cars is that if I would die on the way to work, the car would still drive me there.
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It would be pretty funny if ABC replaced Kimmel with Adam Carolla.
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Funniest bit ever.
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