charlie higson
@monstroso
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The Fast Show. New kids book out now Worst Superhero Ever. Podcast Willy Willy Harry Stee @wwhspodcast 'An idiot and a disgrace' The Daily Mail
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Joined December 2009
This week’s author is Tom Phillips author of 4 very funny books on the history of lies, bullshit, conspiracy, cock-ups & human ineptitude
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RT @EazlUK: Just 2 days left to bid! 🎨 Own a stunning original painting by Olivia Nicholls Bates celebrating the spirit of St James’s — fro….
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In a restaurant that’s playing biggest hits of the 80s. God I hate that decade.
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RT @JamesMoir10: Maureen, Julie and Karen and their facial expressions provoked by Window shopping for garments in your town centre. https:….
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RT @jonathanstea: Doctors are AMAZED at these 10 ways to BOOST your immune system:. The Tetanus vaccine.The Measles vaccine.The Polio vacci….
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RT @Literacy_Trust: Big news! 2026 has officially been announced as the National Year of Reading by @bphillipsonMP. We’re proud to join @e….
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RT @W_Rigs: Thank you so much to @WRDmag and @monstroso for this noisy, silly story! We love our storytime in my library. I will enjoy tell….
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For the we next few weeks I’m doing something a bit different on the podcast. A summer reading history book club. Chatting to authors about recommended new history books. 1st of all James I & the dawn of empire with @AnnaWhitelock
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My friend the great stained glass artist John Reyntiens got the job of replacing all the glass pieces in the Big Ben clock faces (and yes I know we’re not supposed to call it that). All individually made And I was lucky enough to cut one of these pieces.
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Revenge just got personal? REVENGE JUST GOT PERSONAL??? Well what other kind of fucking revenge is there???? FFS
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“Any ideas for the strapline on the new Archer?” “I can’t be arsed. Give it to the work experience kid who’s been playing with their phone all week - might as well let them design the cover, too. You know - London landmark, running silhouette, kind of shit”
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Gilles de Rais was a terrible terrible man. Often called the first serial killer
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FFS @guardian @GuardianBooks you do still have a few male readers left & some blokes do still read books
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Decisions, decisions, decisions… I can’t take them all on holiday…
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I’ve been got at. Two days ago supporters of Monday convinced me of their position. On the following day rival supporters of Tuesday argued that they were the ones telling the whole truth. I made the mistake of believing the choice was binary. I now know that today is Wednesday.
I’m afraid I have to issue an apology for a message I posted yesterday. I did it in haste without properly checking the facts & I’m sorry for any offence it caused. It seems what I said was completely untrue. I said that “Today is Monday”, but I now know that today is Tuesday.
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Thank you so much for this.
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RT @MrJoeGooch: Watching a movie tonight? I guarantee at least one of these lines of dialogue will be in it!.(once you're aware of these of….
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