I’ve been off this platform for 2 1/2 years, but this headline was enough to make me pop in. “It’s time to start flipping tables,” and 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 am 👏🏼 here 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 it! Don’t sleep on @jamestalarico. He’s the servant leader we all need.

Teens say social media is stressing them out. Here's how to help them

i love how no one has suggested going over to facebook, we’ve all unanimously written it off as boomer hell and would rather have nothing lmao

Is Twitter still here? Asking for a Baxter who’s ready for Christmas. ⁦@dog_rates⁩

Me: Jude, are you going to marry a girl like mommy? You know, strong, funny, smart… **Jude looks sideways at me** Me: What? I’m not those things? Jude: No! You’re strong! And, um… well… smart!

Three U.S. officials told the @AP that preliminary assessments indicate the missile that struck Poland had been fired by Ukrainian forces at an incoming Russian missile. https://t.co/0M7UuvvjCz

BREAKING: A senior U.S. intelligence official says Russian missiles crossed into NATO member Poland, killing two people. A Polish government spokesman did not immediately confirm the information, but said leaders were meeting on "crisis situation."

For almost 250 years the men and women of the United States armed forces have prevailed against tyranny. ​Your example inspires Ukrainians today to fight back against Russian aggression. On behalf of all Ukrainians, Happy Veterans Day and thank you for your service.

Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"

In 7th grade, my friends and I convinced a large number of students to put the name “Heywood Jablome” in the school raffle and when the principal read the name in the gym, we all screamed for five straight minutes. Everyone got a detention. That’s how Twitter feels now.

Hahahaha. Bravo @davramdavram

Hey Elon Musk—remember when you said “Kids are essentially immune”? ➡️Well I got an update for ya… "#COVID19 is a *leading* cause of death in children and young people ages 0-19 years in the United States". #CovidIsNotOver #BringBackMasks #COVIDIsAirborne https://t.co/G8z4yTJPbe

Doug, our CEO, hopes everyone has a delightful weekend. He also wanted to thank the @Twitter team for their support, kindness, and effort in making this platform a better place over the years. We love you, and if you’re moving on, we wish you the best in your future endeavors 💙

Twitter Adds ‘Context’ Label To Clarify When Tweets Make Elon Musk Sad https://t.co/TJuvWF30xw

As we start to see more misinformation on Twitter, remember there’s still a place where information has to be verified to be made public: local journalism. Have a hot take? Write a letter to the editor. Don’t seek the next thing. Let’s go back to the first thing.

I lived most of my life without a blue check mark. Pretty sure I could go back to that and be just fine.

For those unfamiliar with the way we operate in Texas, a county judge is sort of like the mayor of the county. Our current one has a history of awarding contracts to his big donors, who then drop the ball on things like vaccine distribution.

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What an absolute child @billgravell is. And @blane_conklin has been living rent free in his head. This is how Williamson County is run, and it really hurts the people. Favors for his friends, bullying for the rest, leadership for no one. This seems newsworthy, @statesman.

Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Neb.), on Pelosi attack: "As we wait to hear more, every single American needs to be lowering the temperature. This is increasingly obvious: Disturbed individuals easily succumb to conspiracy theories and rage — the consequences are bloody and un-American"