Mike Wagstaff
@mike_wagstaff
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Car salesman. Didn't mean for it to happen, but here we are.
Joined February 2017
Hey @elonmusk , now that you have won the election, can we please have our algorithm's back? 🙏 #USAElection2024.
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Fair play @tobytarrant. you got your own daddy Hundred today! I really hope you nailed that Guinness! 😄.
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RT @ravibopara: 🚨Time to GIVEAWAY this beauty instead of letting it sit in the shed forever🚨. Rules to enter:.1.Retweet and Follow @ravibop….
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I've got to be honest @jimhuntofficial , KKG isn't quite the same without you!🤷♂️ When we will see you back on our screens?.
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Hi @jimhuntofficial, greetings from the UK! I stumbled across Knock Knock. on Prime TV this week and devoured seasons 1 & 2 in two days! I was ecstatic to discover a third season on the way but then alarmed to find you aren't appearing in it!😲. can't imagine it without you 🙁.
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Brilliant!!😂.
Now that Katie Hopkins can’t read Twitter, I can tell you that on Monday I made her fly to Prague to pick up a completely fake award. Video up shortly.
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RT @JonathanPieNews: Boris Johnson’s arrogance and entitlement knows no bounds. He’s the perfect storm of hubris, incompetence, deceit, and….
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RT @rickygervais: Once again, I have to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all your amazing tweets about #AfterLife. I've never had….
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RT @ElliotHackney: - Calm the fuck down.- Let me fuck Todd.- I’m for cock.- I’m a foot tall. Which is it? Let me know for the #WOF and any….
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RT @SoVeryBritish: More three-word horror stories: . Jumped the queue.You’ll be fine.Just a trim.How are you?.A quick word.Out of milk.Migh….
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RT @GeorgeTakei: Fake tan, fake outrage, fake advisors, fake patriotism, fake president. Motherfaking faker.
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