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@middle7

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Not as good as I used to be

Eating Ralf Little's crisps

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1 year

@FootballCliches Is it acceptable to include a manager’s red card alongside those of players? While it is technically correct that Fulham received three reds, it seems misleading

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1 year

@FootballCliches What are the limits for a team/player scoring “either side of half time”, because a 93rd minute penalty seems to be way too late. I’d suggest ten minutes either side as the very maximum

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2 years

@FootballCliches Can a player be BENCHED for the opening game of a season?

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5 months

@CDEccleshare @FootballCliches @D_C_W Your “Away at Wolf” joke deserved way more from Adam and Dave

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8 years

@PBC13 autocorrect was suggesting Adele Alli

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10 years

@ig0bymanynames Under weaknesses you've put eczema

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10 years

Alan Pardew couldn't manage a cat #nufc

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12 years

@MarnieWinter @nlk280 We agree

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8 years

@TaylorandBesty sell them all

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8 years

Fire all of the players into the sun @NUFC

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1 year

@drivelcast Or a pot noodle if you are darts player Richie Burnett

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4 years

@andyparmo @abigailrosemole I think you’ll like this

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13 years

@alicerussell_ and died

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12 years

@MarnieWinter I just turned a tweet about hamsters into a twenty tweet long legally dubious discussion about Karen

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13 years

@alicerussell_ @nlk280 You 2 are dragging my timeline down. It's eurovison for fucks sake, you should be being racist

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13 years

@alicerussell_ I thought they were just rumours

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14 years

"Gary Neville is relishing the prospect of playing in two vital games" "Sir Alex Ferguson will select strong sides" Does not compute

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13 years

@nlk280 You've made the news RT @BBCNews : Woman 'called man 65,000 times'

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12 years

@dembabafoot I want football to be the winner

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4 years

@farrah_yvette @chrissyteigen @johnlegend @abigailrosemole you

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Ben

12 years

@MarnieWinter @alicerussell_ @nlk280 And Alice goes as a lion and everyone is wearing prom clothes

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9 years

@nomadicrevery @elisjames Barclays giving some useful advice for anyone thinking of getting on email http://t.co/LIMIB4Rwom

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4 years

@In_A_YamChele @abigailrosemole me

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Ben

13 years

@alicerussell_ I don't know what I'm going to do with the other 499 signed pictures of you

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Ben

9 years

@sidlowe how does it smell?

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Ben

12 years

@alicerussell_ Hey Alice, well done I'm sure you did brilliantly

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Ben

13 years

Is it just me or is Amanda Knox a bit less sexy now she hasn't killed anyone?

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Ben

14 years

Haha RT @TheMasterBrewer : The Many Faces of Adrian Chiles http://twitpic.com/1wk32n

The Many Faces of Adrian Chiles

The Many Faces of Adrian Chiles

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Ben

11 years

@nfl_uk @genesimmons Will you be singing the national anthem in full Kiss make up? #askgene

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Ben

14 years

Damn, no Millwall #facup

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5 years

@thedailymash @abiga1lr0se97 you

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Ben

12 years

@nlk280 @MarnieWinter @alicerussell_ She's having a catnap

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Ben

14 years

@nlk280 I sometimes think, what would happen if I met Karen Gillan, and she asked me for directions, and I got my phone for maps or whatever

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12 years

@airussell_ brb, going to read @caitlinmoran 's tweets, why don't you join me?

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Ben

13 years

And it will almost completely abolish the time Karen Gillan is on my TV screen as Karen Gillan, which is a Worse Thing

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Ben

12 years

I think number 18 is my favourite

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Ben

8 years

@TaylorandBesty pros: called Alex Ferguson a grass for calling for a red card

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Ben

8 years

DARTS

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Ben

12 years

@alicerussell_ Mind you I also got "is Warhorse about my penis". I haven't seen warhorse so I can't answer that question

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Ben

14 years

@nlk290 You've accidentally posted a picture of the moon, rather than someone on Jeremy Kyle

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Ben

14 years

Stuart has changed his image http://twitpic.com/1o4h66

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12 years

@airussell_ oh that's right

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10 years

@airussell_ http://t.co/HKz7Nf1zfY

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Ben

13 years

What do you call a ticklish oxo cube? A laughing stock

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13 years

@alicerussell_ Surely if you are a millionaire you don't need 6% of at Cineworld

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Ben

14 years

@nlk280 Police always make me feel guilty, especially when they are driving behind me. But then again I did kill that man, which explains it

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14 years

@nlk280 suddenly stop tweeting and we will all assume that you have been arrested

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14 years

@phoenix727 You taste like fish biscuits x

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Ben

13 years

@pholk That's not what Henry's nozzle is for, Ewan

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Ben

13 years

What sort of cretin, in this day and age, thinks it's acceptable to have key tones turned on on their phone?

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13 years

@alicerussell_ Um, so I've heard anyway

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12 years

@nlk280 @alicerussell_ Alice, make your picture more adult by putting some boobs on it

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13 years

@alicerussell_ @nlk280 I hope you meant me, otherwise this has been a wasted journey

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13 years

@alicerussell_ well I say never forget, I had forgotten, but you've just reminded me

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9 years

@joshwiddicombe he's dressed as a cross between Willy Wonka and a local mayor

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13 years

@nlk280 I'm going to bed now because I need to get into my office early tomorrow to steal stationery

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12 years

@alicerussell_ It's when your foot turns into M from James Bond. Actually no, that's Judi Dench foot

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10 years

Gunnersaurus on the news

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Ben

13 years

@alicerussell_ Hitler's hair is more fashionable so

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11 years

@Dan_smith15 look what I'm listening to http://t.co/x5h1lUsDq4

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13 years

@alicerussell_ :(

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Ben

14 years

RT @bendirs1 : DAVYDENKO'S BEATEN FEDERER! I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S THE CURSE OF GILLETTE!

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Ben

14 years

@nlk280 I'm thinking the same thing. I suspect we are watching very different films, however.

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Ben

10 years

@airussell_ judge rinder

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Ben

13 years

@nlk280 @alicerussell_ She works? At this time of night? I'll jump to my own conclusions

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Ben

12 years

@alicerussell_ What is E.T short for?

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Ben

14 years

@pholk Also, Guthrie looks like Matt Damon

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Ben

12 years

Karen Gillan is single again, and Newcastle have signed a top class striker. Best Tuesday ever

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Ben

8 years

K for Kunt #TheApprentice

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Ben

12 years

@MarnieWinter beforehand remember to tell her to brace herself

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Ben

13 years

@alicerussell_ I bet it isn't as good as this book http://t.co/sV3RYQjo

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13 years

@nlk280 @alicerussell_ I laughed internally

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13 years

@alicerussell_ You meant lurking on twitter, not outside people's house didn't you? Oh.

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13 years

@alicerussell_ and ran out into the road

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Ben

4 years

@TheOnion @abigailrosemole me

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12 years

@alicerussell_ this is the worst day of my life

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12 years

@alicerussell_ I like how you said probably, it still might happen

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Ben

12 years

@alicerussell_ I was mentioned on Crimewatch for drop kicking a goose

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Ben

13 years

I think I just gave way to Hitler. I feel terrible

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4 years

@primevideouk @ShawkatAlia @abigailrosemole me

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4 years

@lewis_ganners @ThatsSoVillage @Michael_P_C_Lfc @abigailrosemole

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Ben

14 years

@carrozo I graffitied a sign in HMV http://twitpic.com/2hky7v

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Ben

13 years

Happy New Amy Pond Day

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12 years

I'm not going to get home tonight am I

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13 years

@alicerussell_ You are the right size for a hobbit aren't you?

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13 years

@alicerussell_ The puddle.

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12 years

@alicerussell_ My penis would sue Spielberg

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14 years

@MrEdByrne Hello Ed. @phoenix727 just text me to say that you were in his outdoor shop in Bishop Stortford. Was he telling the truth?

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Ben

13 years

@alicerussell_ @nlk280 Well I say detention, I mean suspension from work. It was last Wednesday

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13 years

This was very funny today, why not sign up? #ff RT @tvBite : Ooooooooh, it's Friday's tvBite: http://www.tvbite.com/mailouts/04032011.html

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3 years

@marksandspencer @abigailrosemole

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12 years

@alicerussell_ was he an alcoholic or something?

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13 years

@alicerussell_ Don't worry too much, cautions for stalking only stay on your record for a few years

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4 years

@abigailrosemole @PleaseBeGneiss Omg

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11 years

@PBC13 Tbf Karen Gillan > everything else

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4 years

@VICEUK @abigailrosemole is it too late to rearrange Canterbury?

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8 years

@rrralice never give up on your dreams

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13 years

@alicerussell_ The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation

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14 years

@LeeGazeprophets http://twitpic.com/yzmn1

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14 years

@alicerussell_ Good point. I blame Daisy's parents anyway, what kind of parent leaves their child's 3 favourite toys in a field?

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