Maggie’s Hooman 🇺🇸 🟦 🇮🇱
@mhenrylaw1
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Real Estate Lawyer with no good back story. Lover of bourbon. Board Member of The Elders. This is not legal advice. Likes and retweets are not endorsements
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Hooman- you do realize that I have not had a snack in 30 minutes
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Rape is bad, but when it happens to Jews, we need to understand the context. She’s a vile pos.
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Oh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
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I'm gonna eat leftover Chinese food in his honor
Today active-duty Air Force Senior Airman Larry Hebert will begin a hunger strike to highlight the plight of the starving children of Gaza.
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4 years ago.
Always remember when they shut the parks down.
Always remember the Karens who dimed out kids for congregating outside.
Always remember the teacher's unions who shut the schools down.
Always remember the colleges that made you pay full tuition, so that your kid…
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It’s the RV from Stripes
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Want to wish all of my Christian friends a very Merry and Meaningful Christmas.
((((We))))) appreciate and cherish our Christian friends who have had and continue to have our six.
Leave out extra cookies as Santa’s skipping my house (and Maggie ate the 🍪 )
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This was my wife’s car (She’s OK, Thank G-d).
Now we have zero cars (can’t drive mine until my new plates show up- Stupid Mass. didn’t like my old green plate).
Massholes- pay attention when you drive
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#Artists4Ceasefire
wearing red palms at the Oscars. Any of these useful idiots have an inkling of what that's about?
Dead Jews.
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Detained?
Today I met with the families of individuals detained by Hamas, and I assured them that we remain intensely focused on getting their loved ones home. We will continue to do everything we can to ensure the release of every hostage.
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Maggie wonders what Twitter friends of Hooman are doing tonight and if you have extra snacks for her?
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Clock on the wall said L’chaim o’clock.
Broke out the fancy drinkware
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Block button is gonna get a workout today.
Inside job
Controlled demo at WTC7
Fire doesn’t melt steal
No plane at the Pentagon
Mossad did it
Dancing zios
You’re getting blocked
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@MuhammadSmiry
Pals and their allies kept telling me that Gaza (before 10-7) was an open air prison.
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Need to lighten the mood.
When Maggie was a puppy
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I should probably skate in my lane, but what in the Sam Hill is this?
On Easter Sunday?
WTF?
On Transgender Day of Visibility, the Biden-Harris Administration honors the extraordinary courage and contributions of transgender Americans and reaffirms our Nation’s commitment to forming a more perfect union where all people are treated equally.
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My run shirt this AM
not exactly stunning and brave considering where I live
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State Holiday in Massachusetts
Courts closed
Registry of Deeds closed
Most banks closed
I get to work from home with the best legal assistant (she’s on her early morning nap break)
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My youngest is home on Spring Break from grad school-so I figure-take the day off and spend time with her.
She's still asleep.
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Maggy has a bellyache
Hooman had to clean up from said bellyache.
Poor Mags
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Pilots in the Hanoi Hilton
Students at Vanderbilt
🤡
“In essence, they tried to break us. They tried to break our bodies, they tried to break our spirits.”
One of the Vanderbilt protestors speaks after their 21-hour sit-in:
h/t
@lawyergonerogue
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I shall have my vengeance in this world or the next, Hooman
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We had Chinese food on Easter.
Expanding on the Christmas tradition?
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First world problems. Just plowed the driveway and sidewalk (want to get the heavy wet snow before it freezes)
5 minutes later
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Twitter friends of Hooman. Your contribution of one animal cracker per minute can help feed a hungry dog
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@kampeas
@Am_Yisroel_Chai
@emmagf
When Nikki Haley went to the Kotel, was it a constitutional crisis that men photogs did not have front row access?
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Agent Flipper is a hero!
Mysterious explosion in Iran: 16 ships of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards were severely damaged in which there was an amlach destined for the Houthis.
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We are own worst enemy
As a Jew who once was a supporter of Israel, I am grief-stricken and enraged that it has become a nation of savagery, of hate, of blood.
For centuries we prayed for the rebuilding of Zion. Israel is no longer Zion, if it ever was.
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Did a closing for a first time home buyer today.
They bought me a thank you gift!
100% turned around what has been a crappy number of weeks.
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Did any of the Dem Senators or Governors from NY or NJ say anything about the Pals/anarchists/communists disrupting Easter services in NY or attempting to disrupt a shul event in NJ?
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Send them matzah
Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall:
"It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food'."
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Wife bought a 15 pound brisket
Tomorrow we buy 10 dozen eggs
so-almost
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Earthquake in Massachusetts today
Solar eclipse next week
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My father, who could not read Hebrew and went to synagogue zero times a year could recite Kaddish better than these LARPERS
A group of Jews who support the Islamic Resistance known as Hamas, gathered outside the Israeli Consulate in Toronto on Tuesday January 23rd. They said the Jewish mourners prayers for Hamas. This is outrageous. They want Israel destroyed.
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Code Stink and their ilk plan a protest in Baltimore. Is it an Israeli consulate?
Nope- a synagogue.
In New Jersey, the Palis are protesting at another shul. Why? because people from Zaka will be present
Zaka is a mass casualty response team.
I got nothing else to say…
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Her Mommy Hooman has girls night out. Even a cupcake doesn’t help
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Twitter friends of Hooman
Help!
I hunger.
Hooman says it’s not even 3 O’clock.
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Twitter friends of Hooman
A Purim miracle!!!!!!
Animal crackers in the afternoon!
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Any of (((you))) get followed by a new account called Joocall- I know the owner. Enable notifications
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They’ll just have to go to Columbia instead. Similar indoctrination in Jew hatred.
Gaza’s universities embodied the ambitions of young Palestinians.
In weeks, the Israeli military destroyed them.
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Clock on the wall says it’s time
Time for L’chaim
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Watch Twitter is apparently a thing.
On Shabbat, I ditch the 🍎 watch for this ⬇️. Nothing fancy-but it belonged to my Dad.
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Joooo Call is about to end. I paid Elon the $ to get verified (I may even get a check mark out of this) in hopes that this nonsense would end.
But, my account getting locked every Friday is getting f
@cking
annoying.
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Jooo Call. Have a peaceful Shabbos
@ArieFriedman
@AkivaMCohen
@adpackman
@PalleyKara
@DefiantlyFree
@Decentguyusedto
@yalielkin
@frum_federalist
@HonkyTonkJew
@ani_maamin
@MeerkatYitz
@Maddoux1
@AvtaNava
@TMirkin
@JohnWiseman17
@geekgrljez
@WarrenPeas64
@Arnons1
@rabbiyehudalevi
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Twitter friends of Hooman- your scorn and shame has born fruit- or should I say ANIMAL CRACKERS!!!
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Squirrel watch 0700.
They are plotting something
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“Freezing Boston”
It’s not flippin Stalingrad.
Get a grip
Yep. And when I, or others, who spend THREE YEARS in freezing Boston, away from our families, not sleeping, grinding to class.. say "Wait a minute..." it's all, "WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BITCH?"
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I represent the seller on a deal. Closing is today.
Just found out that Buyer wired her $1.6mm "cash" to close to the wrong entity.
Oy
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100% rooting for the German police
Never thought I’d say that
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Twitter friends of Hooman
Evil monster vac kum
I will save Hooman
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Assuming this is true, if any of my Hebrews even thinks of voting for Biden, (((you))) need a seichel transplant
Iran informed Turkey in advance of its planned operation against Israel, a Turkish diplomatic source told Reuters on Sunday, adding that the US conveyed to Iran via Ankara that its operation must be "within certain limits."
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You advocated “regime” change the other day.
Retire
Do T’shuva
As Israel is under attack from Iran, we stand with Israel and its people, and the United States will do everything we can to support Israel’s defense against Iran.
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Jooo Call is officially over.
I can't keep having to unlock my account every Friday because the "algo" does not like that I post a thread and tag a bunch of folks with some cute gifs.
Since I post this every Friday and I manage to unlcok every Friday-maybe the "algo" could…
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I earn a living off of people buying houses and taking out mortgages, so I have skin in this game.
This trial balloon is so stupid, it's beyond comprehension.
Get out of your 3.25% mortgage/take on a 7% mortgage, but we'll give you a $10K tax credit
Assume $400K loan
3.25%…
For homeowners looking for a new place but worried about giving up their lower mortgage rate, I'm proposing a $10,000 tax credit if they sell their starter homes.
That means more folks can get into houses that suit their needs, unlocking affordable homes for first-time buyers.
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Jooo Call. Have a peaceful Shabbos
@ArieFriedman
@AkivaMCohen
@adpackman
@PalleyKara
@DefiantlyFree
@Decentguyusedto
@yalielkin
@frum_federalist
@HonkyTonkJew
@ani_maamin
@MeerkatYitz
@Maddoux1
@AvtaNava
@TMirkin
@JohnWiseman17
@geekgrljez
@WarrenPeas64
@Arnons1
@rabbiyehudalevi
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Da Joooooooos
What caused the cell service
outage today?
*Wrong Answers Only*
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⬇️🇮🇱
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@Super70sSports
Ooh, that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
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Get out in the real world and you meet good people
My title insurance rep sent me this “to honor the life and memory of your mother”
❤️
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out for a couple of days
Be excellent to each other
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Do we tell him?
Keep it up and I’ll be forced to go to law school just so I can school you idiots even harder on Con Law
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I’m stuck in my office on a 60 degree day. I think Maggie is mocking me
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Rabbis?
I am so grateful for
@JVPLive
Rabbis on the Hill for standing with us in solidarity to demand a lasting ceasefire in Gaza. I am so inspired by their advocacy to save lives, no matter their faith or ethnicity, and their commitment to uplifting the human dignity of Palestinians.
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